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- Dec 24, 2014
Bob sounds like he was largely insulated from the consequences of the 2008 Recession (which ironically had its roots in Clinton-Era policies, but Current President is almost ALWAYS blamed for Economic Downturn). Oh, of course he was. He was living with his parents. Obama policies weren't any great shakes either, though. You wanna see the difference between someone weathering a recession, and someone fucking up the situation even further, just compare how Stephen Harper in Canada dealt with it, vs. how Obama dealt with it. Canada came out better off because Harper wasn't a retard about mortgages, while Obama was. Among other things. Also, Harper was an actual fucking economics expert. Obama didn't know his chequebook from a hole in the ground.
Bob is completely fucking ignorant of this fact.
Many would argue that it's the same "imaginary friend in the sky" (Abrahamic God), so that's bullshit and Bob is ignorant. Besides, there's passages in the Koran about The End of Days, where allegedly the rocks and trees (except some "Tree of the Jews") will betray a Jew and say, "O servant of Allah, there is a ((( ))) behind me, come kill him." It's literally in the Islamic texts, that the time will come when it's time to slaughter ((( ))). Therefore, a 2-state solution is completely untenable.
"Unhelpful"? Bob, you absolute galaxy smoothbrain. It's proof that there never will be peace.12Dec#08
Bob was cancelled for JOKES! He swears!
For some reason, Bob LOVES Nepotism (see: Bob being unable to take Gunn's cock out of his mouth over Gunn hiring Gunns).
apparently someone filed some lawsuits over Panera's "Charged Lemonade", claiming wrongful death. Therefore it became Panera's "Lemonade that Kills You". It does have a shit-ton of caffeine in it.
Bob would of course retort that he's not a deranged psychopath, he is only joking. For legal reasons. Yup.
And when he's not joking, he's simply advocating for the minecrafting of Bigots, and who could possibly be against minecrafting Bigots whose knuckle-dragging voting patterns hinder Bob's ascension into the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah, complete with Chinese-grown
wheat, his own personal jet-rocket pack, mass transit to Mars with Commander Data, and the Mario-shka brain in the Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex body for Bing Bing Wahoo Forever.Therefore Bob is bewildered that not everybody wants to hear him talk about the denying of oxygen to the MAGAnaiseghoulen Barrow Wight Trash. In Minecraft, of course.
Bob's smooth brain believes people will watch his shit if they first see his nuclear galaxybrain hot takes (political and otherwise), and he thinks penniless hipsters will give him MORE hipster welfare (patreon) if he parrots their talking points.
Bob doesn't understand the basis of the meme as he's trying to apply it. Duff Zero was produced in Springfield when they reinstated Prohibition. The Duff CEO claimed people liked Duff for the taste rather than the alcohol content. It went out of business because indeed yes, people wanted the alcohol content, and wouldn't buy non-alcoholic Duff. By this, Bob believes this means that people won't buy "Tucker" on his own, but that he needs a Big Network as a crutch.
This meme has NO application to the Tucker Carlson situation, because Bob isn't as media-literate as he assumes. People LOVE to watch Tucker Carlson. They'll watch him whether he was on CNN, Fox, Twitter, wherever. Bob's assuming that Tucker is the non-alcohol part of Duff while Fox News was the "alcohol" but that's not how that works. Fox needed Tucker far more than Tucker needed them, and Bob fails to understand that, because he's convinced himself that Tucker is a "failson" whose own fault it was that Tucker's (narcissistic) hippie mother didn't love him. AS A YOUNG CHILD. That sort of delusional non-understanding of how families work, how narcissists/Cluster B Clusterfucks work, and how fucking LIFE works, is peak Bob.
I'm surprised Bobby didn't blame the Coof.
