Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1735397334878659049

Robert is a fatass who's just assblasted that a geek can be both a geek and physically fit. Physical fitness is only for chuds (and lady swimsuit models.)

 

[JayHarrison]

Gonna be running long on this one, folks. For the winter-bound Northern Hemisphere readers, bundle up and grab a mug of cocoa. For those in the summery Southern Hemisphere, tap the closest keg you've got.

Bobby answers a fan who's read his "Why Trump must lose" speech (11Dec#03)

Moviebob's own words dictate that Moviebob's existence serves as a detriment to mankind the world over.

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Bobby thinks he is "on the bottom of" a terrible humanity, when in fact he is more privileged than 99% of people living on this floating blue marble.

Democrat privilege.

SIncognito69 is being silly: Mondays have no effect on he who is unemployable.

Ending Moviebob's X-Twitter account would definitely help in ending the stupid.

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So let's hear from Bobby's Fan No. 2:

Moviebob's solution to this question: Which section of the track is wearing more MAGA caps?

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Fuckwit in Chief Biden has openly displayed more dictatorial despotism in under 35 months than Trump has ever displayed in four.

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Biden already has started identifying with his base. Biden's support base is comprised of nothing but morons.

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I don't disagree. I didn't give my ballot to Trump because I found his personality off-putting. I gave Trump my ballot because both FiC Biden and Führer Hillary were substantially worse.

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I seem to recall Moviebob being far less derisive toward Islam in comparison to Judaism and Christianity.

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A memo by Claudine Gay, president of Harvard, has leaked. It is very long and contains nothing groundbreaking: she actively promote diversity hires, such as Big Al, in order to "shape Harvard's future" and author "ultimately be a proud chapter in the long story of Harvard. "

Moviebob rarely does any form of research (if ever), ergo Moviebob is not a thinker.

Bobby should sue Harvard. Such a brilliant Thinker cannot have been denied professorship (in Media Literacy, if there is no such position Harvard should set up a new chair for him) if not for DEI.

Moviebob: "Godzilla Minus One is a classic film because MUNKY."

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"...unless those billionaires are Democrats. They're welcome here any time."

Do you know why pro-Palestine voices are being silenced in college? That's just because jews don't feel safe. Jew never interfere with academic freedom; don't be a conspiracy theorist!

"...unless these students are in the MAGA crowd. They can go to Hell."

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I don't have the spoons to click through dozen layers of quote-tweets, screencap all of them, and organize this convo, so I start just before Bobby came in.

Bobby thinks being talked back is "targeted harassment".

Bob "targeted harassment is acceptable when I do it" Chipman, everyone.

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Retweeted by Eugenicsbob.

Besides: Anyone who orders an abortion because they see a child in utero as an inconvenience should be federally banned from ever adopting a child.

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Well, there were 81,000,000 idiots last time. And I fucking despise the horribly bastardized version of Democracy™ that Leftist fuckwads like Sessler condone.

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No. If you hate women, you're a misogynist like Moviebob.

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'Cept... @TauntonHeat's statements can actually be backed up by imperical data.

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The Golden Globes is pulling some retarded shit.

There is only one reason I can theorize why the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, the committee behind the Golden Globes, has a category for "Cinematic and Box Office Achievement":

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Wise decision @shawngoloid_.

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Mortal Kombat movie was "heavily influenced by Miyazaki"

Did any of Miyazaki cartoons had someone's crotch getting punched?

More appropriate question: Did any of Miyazaki's films see a blue-clad ninja ripping off someone's head with the spinal column still attached? (Image for reference.)

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No self-respecting thinker wants Moviebob, either.

Troon flag "Coffee Maid" really, really doesn't like Bobby.

Been a while since I posted this (or something similar):

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Liberalism is the One True Faith that will stop people killing each other. Bobby Believes that acolytes of Liberalism should preach by the sword.

OK, Believerbob.

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A woman bearing a fetus with Trisomy 18 has been denied abortion in Texas. Bobby has retweeted a few commentaries in the past few days but I didn't think they are important enough. Now he comments himself.

Reminder: Since Eugenics supporters like Moviebob consider babies in utero to be nothing more than meaningless clumps of cells, there is no reason to believe Moviebob cares about those same clumps of cells once their born.

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The tenet of that "Satanic Temple" are, naturally, that abortion is a religious right and that "after school Satan clubs" should be established. How many women had Benjamin Franklin's Hellfire Club aborted? How many children attended their after school Hellfire clubs?

Fiinally! A religion Moviebob can unironically support!

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Judge lets Black man go lightly, because he was just doing Black man thing.

Retweeted by Racistbob.

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Here in California, you're going to see municipalities where fast-food joints such as Wendy's and Mickey D's charging up to $15 for a burger, fries, and a beverage, pre-tax. Five years ago, that same meal would have cost $10 after tax. You can thank the spikes in fast-food minimum wage rates over the past several years.

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Jimmy Dore says Alex Jones cannot be blamed for whatever harassment the Sandy Hook parents suffer from, and his cohost wonders how come the press suddenly cares about bereaved parents.

As long as said bereaved parents can be manipulated to push some Leftist narrative...

I smell cynicism.

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E3 officially ceases to be. A&N

[...]
Isn't it ironic that the Game Overthinker has never stepped foot in E3?

Dear Moviebob:

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Good on the Republicans.

Listen: I want Ukraine to successfully hold off this Russian invasion, but I don't want them using the Unites States' taxpayer money as a bottomless ATM.

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But I was always under the impression that Moviebob was staunchly against the concept of arbitrarily drawn land borders. Why would Bob want Ukrained to defend itself from Russian invaders when...

[taps earpiece]

Oh, that's right. Moviebob only hates it when it comes to defending America's land borders...

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Honestly, there are two reasons why I don't want to see FiC Biden impeached: Kamala; Harris.

Are you jealous that Canada is woker than America?

Given Moviebob's utter hatred toward America, maybe Bob should cross the America's northern border.

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Bob Chipman shows you how to be a feminist.

And Moviebob is unapologetic when it comes to being pro-eugenics.

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Christie probably eats less Mickey D's than what's found in the Moviebob Meal...

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Selective memory. Remember the "peaceful protests" of May 29th, 2020, that not only resulted in a D.C. church getting torched, but also requiring Trump to be hidden away in a bunker for personal safety?

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Some larpers are already prepping for a second Trump apocalypse.

"I'm not a 'Biden guy'", despite voting for anything with a D next to their name.

I notice Bobby's started abusing the semicolon.

It's nowhere near as bad as Bob's abuse of the question mark.

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Stop Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, et al. Stop genocide.

Need I remind you how little regard Moviebob has for human life?

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So... if the invasion of Mexican nationals is good for America, then the invastion of Russian nationals into Ukrainian territory's also got to be good. Them's the rules, Bob.

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Will Stancil thinks owning a home, getting married, bring up two children and paying for their first-year college fees, and have a retirement fund, is a made-up impossible ideal that American people are not supposed to live up to anyway (CBS news article).

Morgan Freeman: "You're watching CBS News. You know BS news when you CBS News."

That's perhaps why he thinks Biden is our economic savior.

"But all that affordability's only possible in that toxic, unarable Red Wasteland™. Why would anyone want to live there?"

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Shouldn't a serial sex pest be fighting for the supposed right for women to get an abortion just because they feel like it?

, indeed.

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Today in Harvard Is Trash. The affirmative-action president in question is Claudine Gay, who of course went on to build her army of affirmative hires (12Dec#13)

You may recall Nikole Hannah-Jones (nhannahjones) is the festering brain behind The 1619 Project.

Or, as actual thinkers call the 1619 Project, revisionist history.

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Bobby can change his mind...

As evidenced by Moviebob refusing to take a COVID-19 vaccine under Trump, but rushing to get one under FiC Biden.

...but Trump is not allow [sic] to even as he learns more about that Netanyahoo demon, perhaps even through direct contact.

I direct you to "Moviebob, the Obsolete" above.

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Liberal nuts don't seems to grasp that hating Israel is human nature.

Last I knew, Judaism didn't have anything in their religious bylaws that called for the execution of people who openly identified as homosexual.

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As imagined by some fartbrain in A24, the next American Civil War will be unleashed by a third-term president, a white man of course...

Four-term (rather, 3.01-term) President FDR being th eonly one who can literally qualify under those terms.

...who rallies under "one nation under God". Even the film's target audience can't muster any enthusiasm.

I watched Tim Pool's reaction video to this Civil War trailer, and Tim really brings up why a California-Texas partnership is impossible. Obviously, their geography makes it impossible, as people from one state would, at shortest, have to travel between both Arizona and New Mexico in order to congregate wihin the other. The more important factor: Their politics are diametrically opposed to each other, as California's an asylum run by the inmates while Texas is run by people who know how to run a state. (My interpretation, anyway.)

Said fartbrain, who is a Brit, thinks Texas and California will be on the same side of Civil War II

Do liberal even know why they are fighting for gays, transsexuals, niggers etc?

Because Diversity™, Equality™, and Inclusivity™.

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Naturally, the people loudest in their denouncement of social media are the worst addicts.

Amended version: "Believe in yourself as much as Moviebob believes about having been able to travel to space under Dear Leader Hillary Clinton, despite not having contributed literally nothing to impove the betterment of mankind."

At least Tony Goldmark has a vestige of self-awareness.

Yep.

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Someone don't want KF to be on clearnet.

KiwiFarms: Holding Moviebob accountable where others won't.

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And with that, this post concludes. Please take a breathalyzer test before driving.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bill did not hide his man whoring from Hilldawg. His man whoring was well known when he was governor of Arkansas. All of this is just a distraction, however, to make us ignore the fact that Bob thinks not only infidelity is based but doing it while having a Big Mac in each hand is based. I'm assuming that's what he means because otherwise Bob is describing how almost every other human on Earth eats a Big Mac, with two hands. That would be so autisticly out of touch that I kinda want it to be now.

The American Bob video he did where he talked about dick pics being 'light flirting' he also mentioned that presidents who cheat on their wives are better, citing Clinton and Kennedy, and insists that Dubya being faithful to his wife is a key reason he sucked.

Bob Chipman is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will...something you know very little about. I once saw him kill two men swinging oversized swords on the beach...with a Wendy's chili. A fucking small Wendy's chili.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1735397334878659049

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The video is a buff guy swinging around a replica of the Dragonslayer sword from Berserk. In the first few seconds you can watch him point the sword outwards and raise it over his head which is quite the shoulder feat. He's later joined by a guy swinging around a replica buster sword. It is two guy doing a silly and fun work out. Bob's fat ass takes the moment to mock two fit guys with a retarded movie reference. Yes, retard, great swords are obsolete and no you don't need a pencil, a gun will do the job trick easy and quick, but saying that doesn't get you the serotonin hit that making a John Wick reference will.

Bob's fat ass assumed that being able to bench 310 pounds was normal and thinks that he can lie about winning bar fights when looking like him.

Robert is a fatass who's just assblasted that a geek can be both a geek and physically fit. Physical fitness is only for chuds (and lady swimsuit models.)

He probably assumes this guy isn't a nerd and is just some dumbass who saw a big sword and thought he looked cool swinging it without knowing what it was. And Bob himself also doesn't know what it was, he probably thinks it's Cloud's sword from FF7, which makes him smarter than the guy wielding the sword.

 

[Mr Processor]

The American Bob video he did where he talked about dick pics being 'light flirting' he also mentioned that presidents who cheat on their wives are better, citing Clinton and Kennedy, and insists that Dubya being faithful to his wife is a key reason he sucked.

I can't imagine why Bob is still a bachelor, given his attitude toward male fidelity and all the other wonderful things he brings to the table.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I can't imagine why Bob is still a bachelor, given his attitude toward male fidelity and all the other wonderful things he brings to the table.

It couldn't be that he insults everyone he comes across, nope

 

[Positron]

15Dec#01
Mark Millar brings into sharp focus that Bobby's Superior Future -- which he was basically promised -- is going further and further beyond his grasp, and makes Bobby nostalgic about Superior Past.


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15Dec#07
"Buddy, we are the same -- but I am smarter than you".

No, if there were nothing special about Bobby, he wouldn't get this huge thread on KF.

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15Dec#09
GURL POWAAAAAAA OVER 9000!!! But is isn't serious you know?


15Dec#10
More Girl Power: MCU has at least three "Agatha" projects planned.


15Dec#11
Bobby is heartened that people still talks about MCU.


15Dec#12
Cameron's Avatar

"humanity needs to stop messing up the planet, or it will deserve to go extinct" is a very vanilla message.

15Dec#13

15Dec#14
Lon Harris doesn't understand the English preposition "like".


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15Dec#17
WB was already toast before Zaslav became CEO.

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15Dec#18

I suspect the clause was there because there is no guarantee that someone would take the pre-paid tickets, in which case Angel Studios would pocket the money anyway.

15Dec#19

Bobby seems attached to Werner Herzog, so why didn't he review any of his films, or any among the heaps of documentaries by him or about him?


15Dec#20
The gross, degrading things even rich, famous men do to get inside a woman.


15Dec#21
The monster in the closet will come out once you grow up -- and it makes annoying noises as it looks for a hapless new host.


15Dec#22
Bricklayer, asskicker

Instead of parroting Bobby's pencil joke, Lon Harris should at least try to make a Brick By Brick joke.

15Dec#23

They arrest niggers in LA? And you post Gandalf the White about a Black movie? Can you at least try to be a little less racist Bobby?

15Dec#24
A24 will make a live-action Death Stranding movie.


15Dec#25
Larry David intends to live as God guides him.

Don't wait Larry.

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15Dec#27
Another major retailer will stop stocking blu-rays.


15Dec#28

Nothing of value is lost.

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15Dec#29
"... for 4 years of Trump I woke up anxious and miserable..."

I doubt anybody voted Trump (and would vote him again) did so to make Bobby miserable, but if that occurs as a side-effect it is welcome.

15Dec#30
On the contrary, there are loads of legit reason to vote for Trump. Here is another.

Don't hold your hope up. After all this is from a tabloid (archive) that Morgan Fairchild reads and appeared in in.

15Dec#31
Bobby supports Biden because he is afraid what hissy fit the yahoo demon will throw if the US stops giving him money to kill people.


15Dec#32
Ramaswamy promises to "take the TRUTH on Jan 6 mainstream".


15Dec#33
Russia will take back the Ukraine province; at last the region can see some peace and more social decency.

Malcolm Nance may call Elon Musk "cowardly, prissy little pasty faced dickwads" but he still pays him money.

15Dec#34
Elad Nehorai is huffing Zyklon B again.

So why are you on Twitter?

15Dec#35

The video really isn't bad (or at least could have been much worse -- Jill Biden could have thrown in a bunch of drag queens and doodbrokings in leather harnesses). The only think I don't like is that they don't kill the Rat King. Liberals aren't the only party susceptible to seeing "messages" where none exists.

15Dec#36

 

[WelperHelper99]

15Dec#08

Don't know why you're so giddy Blob about Disney probably going to go overboard trying to claim steamboat Willy is still theirs. It means you can use it too.

#27
Another major retailer will stop stocking blu-rays.

Personally sad best buy is getting rid of their disc's, though I didn't work at blockbuster and still yearn to work there again.

15Dec#34
Elad Nehorai is huffing Zyklon B again.

So why are you on Twitter?

Bob if you don't like Kanye back on twitter, leave. But you won't because you're addicted. People should have a voice on a public forum.

 

[The tired cat]

15Dec#33
Russia will take back the Ukraine province; at last the region can see some peace and more social decency.

Malcolm Nance may call Elon Musk "cowardly, prissy little pasty faced dickwads" but he still pays him money.

Lol, gotta love the "T..The Ukranian Cossacks are tots killing them Russians! W..we totally gonna win any day now guys! Just you wait" bs, it literally has the same energy as "Russia totally ran out of rockets" vibe, also mofo if you really fought there, your ass would be soil by now, just like every other Western merc faggot, who went there thinking it'll be "a safari to shoot dumb Ruskies"

Elad Nehorai is huffing Zyklon B again.

So why are you on Twitter?

Because nobody really cares abour bluesky, no matter how hard these wankers pimp their accounts.

 

[JayHarrison]

Mark Millar brings into sharp focus that Bobby's Superior Future -- which he was basically promised -- is going further and further beyond his grasp, and makes Bobby nostalgic about Superior Past.

This is one area in which I don't disagree with Moviebob. The future really did look much cooler in the past. Then again, many of the things we saw in Back to the Future Part II did come come to pass: Sports almanacs; 80s-themed restaurants; holographic entertainment...

...the Chicao Cubs finally winning the World Series (which stings, as the Los Angeles Dodgers lost to them in the 2016 National League Championship Series)

If Moviebob weren't such a perpetually hateful, misanthropic blowhard, I'd actually be able to empathize in this situation.

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"Buddy, we are the same -- but I am smarter than you".

No, if there were nothing special about Bobby, he wouldn't get this huge thread on KF.

Moviebob: "I am smarter than..."

Safari guides from 1997's George of the Jungle: "Now comes the part when we throw out head back in laughter."

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So? Several Looney Tunes and Popeye shorts have been in the public domain for years now.

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Cameron's Avatar

Haven't seen the second Avatar film. First one was pretty, but it's obvious that James Cameron put almost every bit of focus into the visuals instead of the characters or the screenplay.

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Bobby seems attached to Werner Herzog, so why didn't he review any of his films, or any among the heaps of documentaries by him or about him?

My guess: Herzog's words have too many syllables for Moviebob to understand.

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The monster in the closet will come out once you grow up -- and it makes annoying noises as it looks for a hapless new host.

I can understand why Moviebob admits to being a mark for this film: The purple creature looks a bit like Grimace from McDonaldland:

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Larry David intends to live as God guides him.

Don't wait Larry.

So... would coming out as a Believer™ render Larry David's shows unwatchable to Moviebob?

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Another major retailer will stop stocking blu-rays.

Best Buy still has physical video games, right?

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"... for 4 years of Trump I woke up anxious and miserable..."

"...in addition to the 36 years before that..."

"...and for the three years after that Orange buffoon stole my summer..."

I doubt anybody voted Trump (and would vote him again) did so to make Bobby miserable, but if that occurs as a side-effect it is welcome.

I fulfilled my patriotic duty as an America by voting to keep Führer Hillary out of the White House in 2016, and I'll be fulfilling my patriotic duty as an America to help evict Fuckwit in Chief Biden from the White House this election cycle. Should I piss Moviebob in doing so, the benefits only increase in sweetness.

On the contrary, there are loads of legit reason to vote for Trump. Here is another.

I take all of Trump's religiosity with a heaping helping of salt.

Bobby supports Biden...

Like the Democrat bootlicker Moviebob is.

...because he is afraid what hissy fit the yahoo demon will throw if the US stops giving him money to kill people.

But wouldn't Moviebob be in support of Palestine invading Israel? After all, Bob doesn't believe that arbitrary land borders should exist. At least, not between Mexico and America...

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Ramaswamy promises to "take the TRUTH on Jan 6 mainstream".

Did Nazibob ever do any digging into the events of January 6 other than "I agree with this because the Leftists on the TV told me"?

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Russia will take back the Ukraine province; at last the region can see some peace and more social decency.

Vote Joe Biden, that's the name!
And there goes your money right down the drain.

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Elad Nehorai is huffing Zyklon B again.

So why are you on Twitter?

Same reason Moviebob's still on X-Twitter: To spew hate.

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Ironically, @biggestjoel's description about how Conservatives have a "disgust impulse so incomprehensible" perfectly describes Moviebob. Unlike said comments, we know exactly what Moviebob talks about and supports (eugenics, genocide, bioterrorism...)

The video really isn't bad (or at least could have been much worse -- Jill Biden could have thrown in a bunch of drag queens and doodbrokings in leather harnesses).

Or had Hunter Biden in the video for... whatever reason.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Seems like it's not only the Americans who are cheering on Godzilla stomping on the American market.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Best Buy still has physical video games, right?

For now, yes. I think they would lose a lot of money getting rid of physical games

 

[King Dead]

Leading off with the best one:

15Dec#01
Mark Millar brings into sharp focus that Bobby's Superior Future -- which he was basically promised -- is going further and further beyond his grasp, and makes Bobby nostalgic about Superior Past.

Every so often, Bob finally drops the mask and reveals how he actually feels inside, and it's always a joy for my schadenfreude-desiring heart to behold. In a single moment, all the bluster and facade of being holier than thou and superior to all vanishes, and what you're left with is the true Bob: depressed, aging, bitter that things haven't worked out the way he wanted, longing for a time long past, completely empty inside. His world is consoomed with pop culture pablum, but as it turns out, that's not how you go about leading a fulfilling life. Maybe if he had some sort of higher power to believe in, that might help ease his conscience, but alas, Bob's been a lapsed Catholic for his entire adult life.

Bob is firmly in midlife now (given his health habits, probably a lot farther along than he'd care to think). It's perfectly natural to wonder if you've actually done anything of value, to question whether there's more to life than what you've been experiencing, and it can leave you listless and even depressed if you let it. I don't generally enjoy that sort of thing, but given how much of an asshole Bob is nearly all the time, I'm willing to make an exception. Enjoy your continued slide into mediocrity, fatass.

15Dec#11
Bobby is heartened that people still talks about MCU.

I only continue to follow the MCU insomuch as I glance at the occasional headline, roll my eyes, and move on with my day. I'd hardly qualify that as an obsession, same as someone shooting out a random tweet highlighting the stupidity of a Disney decision. Bob knows full well what it means to be obsessed.

15Dec#18

I suspect the clause was there because there is no guarantee that someone would take the pre-paid tickets, in which case Angel Studios would pocket the money anyway.

I also remember how people who were strangely against the concept of a child trafficking movie were going around claiming tickets and then not using them, and encouraging others to do the same. So yeah, don't go taking the high road about scams when you were pulling shit like that.

15Dec#21
The monster in the closet will come out once you grow up -- and it makes annoying noises as it looks for a hapless new host.

Pair this with Bob's depressed tweet screed above for further enjoyment. Hope the families in the theater enjoy hearing a middle-aged man sobbing alone into his popcorn!

15Dec#28

Nothing of value is lost.

For context, nobody at Larian Studios was laid off, it was people working at Wizards of the Coast that were caught up in Hasbro's massive layoff wave:

Note also how he says "original meeting room" and that the D&D team gave them "carte blanche" for the game. Reading between the lines, this suggests that there was little involvement beyond the initial greenlight, so those laid off likely were not those who "work[ed] on Game of the Year."

Maybe if they produced better products, they wouldn't be laid off, hm?

15Dec#29
"... for 4 years of Trump I woke up anxious and miserable..."

I doubt anybody voted Trump (and would vote him again) did so to make Bobby miserable, but if that occurs as a side-effect it is welcome.

I think Biden is the worst president in my lifetime (and is definitely up there in terms of all-time worst), but you don't see me waking up anxious every morning. Sounds like a personal problem, Bobby.

15Dec#36

When other people make lazy references to something like Hunger Games, they're horrible garbage that deserve none of your attention. When Bob makes a lazy reference to something like Squid Game, he's a brilliant genius and master jokesmith. Hypocrisy as usual.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

15Dec#01
Mark Millar brings into sharp focus that Bobby's Superior Future -- which he was basically promised -- is going further and further beyond his grasp, and makes Bobby nostalgic about Superior Past.

Robert, the fictional TV shows and movies from your youth were not promises of what was to come. You were promised nothing, and you managed to score a great opportunity that you have squandered by being a hateful sad sack of shit to everyone. You deserve your misery.

 

[WelperHelper99]

context, nobody at Larian Studios was laid off, it was people working at Wizards of the Coast that were caught up in Hasbro's massive layoff wave:

Note also how he says "original meeting room" and that the D&D team gave them "carte blanche" for the game. Reading between the lines, this suggests that there was little involvement beyond the initial greenlight, so those laid off likely were not those who "work[ed] on Game of the Year."

Maybe if they produced better products, they wouldn't be laid off, hm?

Id say it's a sign things are getting tighter for Hasbro. If your game isn't selling, they can't afford for you to keep fucking up. Baldurs gate was a tremendous success. No one on that team is getting laid off, Hasbro wants more of that

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Maybe if they produced better products, they wouldn't be laid off, hm?

Which means to stop focusing on woke bullshit.

 

[Mola Ram]

Which means to stop focusing on woke bullshit.

Unfortunately "woke bullshit" has pretty much become Wizards of the Coast's raison d'etre, from stripping problematic elements out of D&D (the complete ban on the topic of slavery means we'll likely never see a 5E Dark Sun setting) to shitting on the guys who created it to raceswapping major characters in their Lord of the Rings MtG set.

Bob, who I guarantee you has never rolled a d20 in his life, knows precisely jack and shit about this topic, to say nothing of the fact I doubt he even owns a system that will run Baldur's Gate 3, and if he had three brain cells to rub together he'd be well advised not to opine on it. Of course, that's never stopped him before.

 

[Mr Processor]

Unfortunately "woke bullshit" has pretty much become Wizards of the Coast's raison d'etre, from stripping problematic elements out of D&D (the complete ban on the topic of slavery means we'll likely never see a 5E Dark Sun setting) to shitting on the guys who created it to raceswapping major characters in their Lord of the Rings MtG set.

Bob, who I guarantee you has never rolled a d20 in his life, knows precisely jack and shit about this topic, to say nothing of the fact I doubt he even owns a system that will run Baldur's Gate 3, and if he had three brain cells to rub together he'd be well advised not to opine on it. Of course, that's never stopped him before.

From a few videos I watched on the changes at Hasbro, they were mostly clearing out factory workers and not the woke people. They did fire one woke person from WotC but he had stepped on the toes of the other woke people at Hasbro and so it was really a "woke on woke" firing. Nothing that Hasbro has been doing makes me think they know what they are doing except for Baldur's Gate III, which basically seems to have been let Larian do what they want. I mean they keep shelling out for licenses like Dr. Who for Magic: The Gathering, which seems like a bad decision to me. As to D&D, I really don't think they know what they are doing with that at all.

Robert, the fictional TV shows and movies from your youth were not promises of what was to come. You were promised nothing, and you managed to score a great opportunity that you have squandered by being a hateful sad sack of shit to everyone. You deserve your misery.

Bob would be against doing any of the things that would allow the United States to go back to being a hub of technological progress. I did like the movies better back then though, I'll admit. But Bob always acts like movies and TV have never been better, so I don't know what it is about the past that he likes so much better. I mean his team is even mostly in charge of the government, Hollywood, Finance, etc. He should be on Cloud 9.

Every so often, Bob finally drops the mask and reveals how he actually feels inside, and it's always a joy for my schadenfreude-desiring heart to behold. In a single moment, all the bluster and facade of being holier than thou and superior to all vanishes, and what you're left with is the true Bob: depressed, aging, bitter that things haven't worked out the way he wanted, longing for a time long past, completely empty inside. His world is consoomed with pop culture pablum, but as it turns out, that's not how you go about leading a fulfilling life. Maybe if he had some sort of higher power to believe in, that might help ease his conscience, but alas, Bob's been a lapsed Catholic for his entire adult life.

Bob is firmly in midlife now (given his health habits, probably a lot farther along than he'd care to think). It's perfectly natural to wonder if you've actually done anything of value, to question whether there's more to life than what you've been experiencing, and it can leave you listless and even depressed if you let it. I don't generally enjoy that sort of thing, but given how much of an asshole Bob is nearly all the time, I'm willing to make an exception. Enjoy your continued slide into mediocrity, fatass.

Honestly, pretty much all of us can be glad that we are not Bob. I mean Bob doesn't even seem to enjoy the things he consooms. I wonder what would happen if Elon Musk gave Bob 1 Million dollars just for a laugh. I still think Bob would somehow screw that up.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Every so often, Bob finally drops the mask and reveals how he actually feels inside, and it's always a joy for my schadenfreude-desiring heart to behold. In a single moment, all the bluster and facade of being holier than thou and superior to all vanishes, and what you're left with is the true Bob: depressed, aging, bitter that things haven't worked out the way he wanted, longing for a time long past, completely empty inside. His world is consoomed with pop culture pablum, but as it turns out, that's not how you go about leading a fulfilling life. Maybe if he had some sort of higher power to believe in, that might help ease his conscience, but alas, Bob's been a lapsed Catholic for his entire adult life.

Bob is firmly in midlife now (given his health habits, probably a lot farther along than he'd care to think). It's perfectly natural to wonder if you've actually done anything of value, to question whether there's more to life than what you've been experiencing, and it can leave you listless and even depressed if you let it. I don't generally enjoy that sort of thing, but given how much of an asshole Bob is nearly all the time, I'm willing to make an exception. Enjoy your continued slide into mediocrity, fatass.

It also adds credence to my theory that Bob embraced hyper-progressive shitlib politics because he's terrified of becoming "old" in any fashion, and he thinks this is what the younglings do.

And as for "angry old men talking down to him". Bob really remembers every perceived slight from his childhood clear as day, doesn't he?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

15Dec#01
Mark Millar brings into sharp focus that Bobby's Superior Future -- which he was basically promised -- is going further and further beyond his grasp, and makes Bobby nostalgic about Superior Past.

He's so obviously lying about turning the world back so he can feel good. All he cares about is himself and what he wants. If he had a time machine that would send him back to the 90s, he'd jump in to tell his teenage self about all the ways people are going to fuck him over, which was of no fault of Bob's, then he'll find a McDonald's so he can gorge himself on $2.50 Big Macs.

Every so often, Bob finally drops the mask and reveals how he actually feels inside, and it's always a joy for my schadenfreude-desiring heart to behold. In a single moment, all the bluster and facade of being holier than thou and superior to all vanishes, and what you're left with is the true Bob: depressed, aging, bitter that things haven't worked out the way he wanted, longing for a time long past, completely empty inside. His world is consoomed with pop culture pablum, but as it turns out, that's not how you go about leading a fulfilling life. Maybe if he had some sort of higher power to believe in, that might help ease his conscience, but alas, Bob's been a lapsed Catholic for his entire adult life.

Bob is firmly in midlife now (given his health habits, probably a lot farther along than he'd care to think). It's perfectly natural to wonder if you've actually done anything of value, to question whether there's more to life than what you've been experiencing, and it can leave you listless and even depressed if you let it. I don't generally enjoy that sort of thing, but given how much of an asshole Bob is nearly all the time, I'm willing to make an exception. Enjoy your continued slide into mediocrity, fatass.

Bob does have a higher power he believes in, but that superior future has turned out to be a lie. His other power he believed in was Disney, and look at what's happening with that.

Robert, the fictional TV shows and movies from your youth were not promises of what was to come. You were promised nothing, and you managed to score a great opportunity that you have squandered by being a hateful sad sack of shit to everyone. You deserve your misery.

That's what amuses me. Bob squandered his opportunities with his anger, bitterness and laziness. But despite all of this, he believes he's entitled to billions, admiration, and hot women because... he's Bob Chipman. God cannot exist because he didn't bring Bob's childhood pet back to life. People must be evil because they want things Bob doesn't want. He squandered a successful youtube channel chasing after the title of 'professional film critic' but that's the fault of everyone else because Bob cannot be wrong.

I could put together a documentary like the one Mike Clum did on Boogie, show it to 2003 Bob, and instead of seeing it as a wake up call, young Bob would probably just blame other people. Like how earlier this year he was blaming his poor grades on his parents never putting him in a gifted program.

It also adds credence to my theory that Bob embraced hyper-progressive shitlib politics because he's terrified of becoming "old" in any fashion, and he thinks this is what the younglings do.

And as for "angry old men talking down to him". Bob really remembers every perceived slight from his childhood clear as day, doesn't he?

I just assumed he was trying to suck up to Hollywood celebrities in the hopes they'd see him calling for the deaths of the right, and then they'd give him a career based on that.

And of course he does, that's important information that he needs to keep in his brain, not like irrelevant things such as good hygiene or how reality works.

 

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the great tragedy about bobo retardo is that he will never reach the superior future because he robert chimpman isan unevolved, american white trash hick whose live is being a fucking youtube film "analyst", talk about being worthless. and he is so much of a fucking retard to realize that fact. and this is funny as fuck lmao