Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 146 39.2%

  • Total voters
    372
. This is Nick last night compared to Nick in a kitchen stream just under nine months ago.
comparing Nick now to months ago it always looks like Nick and a junkie cousin are living together. Like the Nick of 2018 got himself a Wario.

Does Nick really think he looks better in heroin chic? for a guy so vain you'd think he'd care about his appearance on camera.
 

Minutiae, but Nick mentions at the timestamp, in the context of seasonal affective disorder, that though Lady Rackets' parents are from Minnesota, she wasn't born in the state personally.

Was this previously known?
So they both catastrophize over this shared trauma of being born in different states than where they're now residing?
 
That's odd, does dax herrera run a block bot? Does he search up his own name? I don't remember interacting with him.
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edit: hmm a simple search of my own tweets, i replied to nick about his shower messages to null and dick happened to be in the mentions cause he was the top of the chain but why is dick the one that got his panties so bunched up that he blocked me instead nick blocking me? :story:
 
That's odd, does dax herrera run a block bot? Does he search up his own name? I don't remember interacting with him.
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edit: hmm a simple search of my own tweets, i replied to nick about his shower messages to null and dick happened to be in the mentions cause he was the top of the chain but why is dick the one that got his panties so bunched up that he blocked me instead nick blocking me? :story:
He does, it's documented in his thread. Daxipad is a coward.
 
Like I said, if it turned out they were a 900 lb female landwhale, it would still be funny. Just not as funny, I guess.
Considering how much Nick and Daxipad hate fat women, and Nick leaning into the flaming gay thing as a “joke,” Nick jerking it to Tammy Slaton would be way funnier to me than him thirsting for a dude. We already know he does that. Hell, when he watches American Beauty he’s all starry-eyed for Lester Burnham. Even if he also gets a chubby for the minor girls, he romanticizes Lester.

Has Nick ever mentioned watching House of Cards? Wouldn’t surprise me if he watched Spacey’s sex/make-out scenes with both genders and got tingly balls.
 
I’m really sick today and my voice sounds like Nick’s drunk “I am speaking with gravitas” voice and I’m tempted to start swirling a glass of whiskey uncomfortably on the conference calls I’m on whilst enunciating into the microphone that I hope everyone in the meeting gets a million dollars and that i love them.
 
Do You Know MANdy?
"Mandy" is the catfish Redditor/former TF2 addict who prompted Nick's coomplosion...

Oh Mandy,
When you came and showed tits you were faking,
I couldn't send you away,
Oh Mandy,
You showed fake tits and you started me shaking,
And I'm still shaking today,
Oh Mandy...

- The one thing that would help his mood and resources is the end of his court case.

Setting his audience up for the settlement here.

"I know I said I'd NEVER settle with Montagraph, but guys, I just had to. The toll it was taking on my mood and my resources was just way too great."

Nigger, you KNEW how much defamation lawsuits cost before you began this fucking folly. You have nobody to blame but yourself.

Passive aggressive seething about Karen Farms and Josh:

This halfwit thinks we're all as retarded as he is. We REMEMBER how much and how often he came to the defence of Kiwifarms before he fell out with Null. ie. Not at fucking all. Weirdly, the criticism and outings of Nick and his antics are PRECISELY why somebody who cares about free speech would be defending the place. That ability to say anything about anybody, as long as it's within the law, is precisely why a genuine free speech advocate would give a fuck and would defend the farms, in spite of the fact that you're the person being criticised/made fun of.

But of course, you'd have to be a fucking retard to think that Rekieta cared anything about Free Speech. It's just a marketing strapline for his idiotic brand of coomer consoomerism and Kiwifarms only has value and thus is only worth defending, if it's contributing to his marketing effort.

Fuck you, cuckold. Heartfelt.
 
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Mandy turned up in Elissa's comment section a few hours ago, either not knowing that "her" fake pictures had been revealed or pretending not to know:

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Is this going to turn into a Metokur Fembot situation where they just continue on as if nothing happened?
"She" has responded (as have others):
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@mandykarevicius9746
Who are you people and why are you so mean to me?

@mandykarevicius9746
@BernardGarcon Send some from your mother.

Pretty quickly going from innocent and stupid to sassy and stupid. Also notable, MANdy didn't show up on Sean's stream or (while I was watching) Good Lawgic's.
 
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In case you are wondering "well, what if Mandy posted on Reddit too?", consider this. The Wayback Machine 2016-era archive for submissivelittletoy includes the comments she posted. She appears to be saying here that the "new underwear" she is "modelling ... for you guys" on Reddit were purchased from La Senza, described by Wikipedia as a "Canadian fashion retailer". According to the Wikipedia page, in 2016 (around the date of this post), "several La Senza stores opened in the United States on an experimental basis", mentioning two stores in Ohio and one each in Illinois and Indiana. But Mandy is in Texas, and there were no stores listed in Texas on the Wikipedia page as being part of the experimental expansion to the United States.
Not to discount you but back in 2016 I was buying my girlfriend underwear off the La Senza website since I saw their ads on facebook and I never knew they had physical locations, I always thought they were just a webstore.
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My avatar makes it obvious I live in Texas

Also to add I don't know why they felt the retarded need to convert their fake pics to fucking 400px gifs like this is 2000s texting, as far as I remember, though Google might be better now, you can simply defeat reverse image search simply by rotating the image 2 or 3 degrees, cropping, adding noise and maybe down scaling like 50%

Since they look so old I'm surprised Mandy didn't try to claim these pics were underage.
 
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Pretty quickly going from innocent and stupid to sassy and stupid. Also notable, MANdy didn't show up on Sean's stream or (while I was watching) Good Lawgic's.

Given that we now know what a fraud she is, what are the chances that she hasn't been reading this thread the whole time? I'm betting there's absolutely no chance.

She's been reading this thread for months and months. And almost certainly has an account here.

Hi Mandy! The game is up!
 
Since they look so old I'm surprised Mandy didn't try to claim these pics were underage.
If I remember correctly, that's exactly what Mandy did. He/she claimed they were taken nearly a decade ago. But based on his/her story, it was realized that if this was true, the pictures would've been taken while she was in high school.

Here's a pic of the donations in Nick's give send go. The comment was made 6 months ago (right after Nick drooled over Mandy in the "Have you met Mandy?" clip).
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In fairness, Nick is saying that he and his wife find the bleak Minnesota Decembers difficult to adapt to because they grew up in places with more light. He’s just a terrible communicator/wet brain drunk and can’t express a simple thought in language that’s easy for everyone to grok.
 
I think people would be interested in seeing some of that cawntent if someone wants to dump it somewhere convenient

Not those two but a tranny they recruited from one of their super secret discord splinter cells most definitely

I'll have to dig ut up on my PC and fight thr slower TOR connection, but I'll try to do this before I go back to work on thr new OP outline this weekend.

I'm pretty sure Cynthia was in Locals thotting it up with the rest of them around the time Mandy started posting those catfish pictures and getting Nick to drool all over them though. That was in October of 2022.

I think I have one of her lewds in the archive mentioned above. I'll post it if I have it.

So based on this and Elb's clips, Nick hasn't actually renegotiated with rumble.

No. He wants to have Pavlovski (CEO) on his channel 'this week or next'.

I chalk up the lapse in his contract (if there is one) to Nick being generally lazy.

This place scares me at times

All the more reason to not become a cow oneself.

I think the latter. Rumble is apparently being targeted pretty hard by ISPs.

They also use a censorious DDOS/security mitigation service (Path Security) ownwed/affiliated with Cogent that uses bully tactics to cut people off for hosting or directing traffic for the Farms.

Someone should grill them over it if they represent themselves as freeze peach.

This guy just straight up doesn’t understand the business model/value proposition of locals.

He does not. He also has talked about moving his show earlier, maybe making the LOCALS a pre-show, and stopping streaming mostly on YT in 2024.

trust fund baby who can't even hire an editor

He has an editor, but they do fuck all that I can tell.

Do Nick's current fans go for his content? How many old fans stayed on board?

Only the deluded at this point. So many people I know have moved on and we have lost contact, or they are detractors in PC's fan base now.

Oh Mandy,
When you came and showed tits you were faking,
I couldn't send you away,
Oh Mandy,
You showed fake tits and you started me shaking,
And I'm still shaking today,
Oh Mandy...



Setting his audience up for the settlement here.

"I know I said I'd NEVER settle with Montagraph, but guys, I just had to. The toll it was taking on my mood and my resources was just way too great."

Nigger, you KNEW how much defamation lawsuits cost before you began this fucking folly. You have nobody to blame but yourself.



This halfwit thinks we're all as retarded as he is. We REMEMBER how much and how often he came to the defence of Kiwifarms before he fell out with Null. ie. Not at fucking all. Weirdly, the criticism and outings of Nick and his antics are PRECISELY why somebody who cares about free speech would be defending the place. That ability to say anything about anybody, as long as it's within the law, is precisely why a genuine free speech advocate would give a fuck and would defend the farms, in spite of the fact that you're the person being criticised/made fun of.

But of course, you'd have to be a fucking retard to think that Rekieta cared anything about Free Speech. It's just a marketing strapline for his idiotic brand of coomer consoomerism and Kiwifarms only has value and thus is only worth defending, if it's contributing to his marketing effort.

Fuck you, cuckold. Heartfelt.

A settlement would be funny.

It is interesting how little Nick did to help the Farms (outside of the referral he made that Josh claims helped the Farms immensely). Tweeting and having Josh on his show is slactivism, and I cannot recall him doing anything except pontificating and accepting money for saying that censors were stupid when he had Josh on.

Not to discount you but back in 2016 I was buying my girlfriend underwear off the La Senza website since I saw their ads on facebook and I never knew they had physical locations, I always thought they were just a webstore.
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My avatar makes it obvious I live in Texas

Also to add I don't know why they felt the retarded need to convert their fake pics to fucking 400px gifs like this is 2000s texting, as far as I remember, though Google might be better now, you can simply defeat reverse image search simply by rotating the image 2 or 3 degrees, cropping, adding noise and maybe down scaling like 50%

Since they look so old I'm surprised Mandy didn't try to claim these pics were underage.

Then she would be admitting to posting CP. That is why she did not pull a Razorfist. It is early yet, though...
 
>he's still seething about the shower conversation three months later
Hilarious. What a fucking trainwreck.

The shower texts are gonna be Rekeita's version of the pill bottles with Ralph. In fact, Null should probably start his Rekeita segment today with the soothing sounds of a hot shower in the background.
 
Interesting to go back to check out the timestamps for Nick's 2020 election night stream (courtesy of Aggrolith) the predates my personal fandom.


- lots of guests I've never heard of: "Q", Matt Wilson, Burch (from Florida)
Burch is was of the original lawyers that was from TDS group that would come on when he'd do his "super"lawyer panels with Kian, Josh, then eventually ty. when everyone would get piss drunk and make fun of dumb legal shit and random topic. The golden years. RIP
 
Not to discount you but back in 2016 I was buying my girlfriend underwear off the La Senza website since I saw their ads on facebook and I never knew they had physical locations, I always thought they were just a webstore.
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My avatar makes it obvious I live in Texas
Thanks for this. I didn't consider the online sales angle, but after doing some investigation it doesn't seem to change much my argument that "in all likelihood, the original poster was Canadian and therefore could NOT be "Mandy"."

To start with, this is what I was thinking when I wrote that. This is from the 2016 annual report of the then-owners of La Senza. At the end of 2016, nearly 97% of the physical stores operated by the brand in the U.S. and Canada were in Canada: there were only 4 physical stores in the United States. compared to 122 physical stores in Canada.

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The report doesn't break down online sales and I'm not going to go searching for it, but it's pretty trivial to use Google Trends data for search requests for La Senza in 2016.

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I am not 100% confident about the interpretation, I think the way Google Trends works is that the maximal result in each category is indexed as 100 and other results are scaled proportionally to reflect that. If that is right, then adjusting for the population difference, this implies that the US would comprise roughly 9.1% of search traffic in the US+Canada at that time. This would not include things like Facebook direct advertising though.

It doesn't really matter as the pictures are obviously stolen. If they weren't there would be no need to alter them so severely and pretend they were just taken now.

If I remember correctly, that's exactly what Mandy did. He/she claimed they were taken nearly a decade ago. But based on his/her story, it was realized that if this was true, the pictures would've been taken while she was in high school.
People said this, but it didn't make any sense, because if "Mandy" was born in 1989, "she" would have graduated high school around 2007.

It doesn't matter though, because the photos are stolen and Mandy doesn't exist.

Also to add I don't know why they felt the retarded need to convert their fake pics to fucking 400px gifs like this is 2000s texting, as far as I remember, though Google might be better now, you can simply defeat reverse image search simply by rotating the image 2 or 3 degrees, cropping, adding noise and maybe down scaling like 50%
They did all of that: rotating, cropping, flipping, adding noise, converting to GIFs, and it still wasn't good enough.
 
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