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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%

  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%

  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,323 41.7%

  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%

  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%

  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%
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Nguyen Van Phuoc said:
>When I was 9 was sexually abused by an adult. When I was 10 I tried out the same thing on my sister, grinding on her while she was laying down. Mom caught us and beat us.
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>A year later my sister comes to me and asks to have sex. I tell her that will make Mom mad.
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>Another year later and it's Christmas day, I go into her room to wake her up for the presents. I repeatedly shake her shoulder but hse doesn't wake up. It turns out I didn't grab her shoulder in the dark, I grabbed her giant new boob that had just come in and was shaking it. She was probably staying still wondering if I was coming on to her. I backed out of the room after realizing what I had did.
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Kway lost
 
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anons forever filtered by the concept of paragraphs
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BMO_ said:
A man is having a God complex over a fucking Minecraft general.
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Of course it's a goddamn Asuka poster. Somehow, the absolute worst people on the imageboards keep posting her religiously, one of my personal cows Acidman(Pedophile) pretty much made that his entire namefagging persona even worse than Josh did with that slobbermutt of his.

I tried making a new thread in forever on 4chan, it seems that your thread doesn't appear on some boards for a while and I can confirm this not just with the catalog but with the archive sites themselves. It's almost like there is some sort of direct approval process for new threads to be visible without you being told about it, has anyone else seen this?
 
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Looking at some of the posts moot made in 2012/2013 made me realize how out of touch he was with his own site even by that point, the guy was using memes like "CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL" four years after it was last relevant in regular posting at a time when everyone else was shiggy diggying or rolling for dubs.
 
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A fake story about Rob McElhenney apologizing and mocking his fans of It‘s Always Sunny In Philadelphia for the humor of the show resurfaced on X, and this post on 4chan sounds (almost) real that it looks hilarious

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30+GameOvers said:
Of course it's a goddamn Asuka poster. Somehow, the absolute worst people on the imageboards keep posting her religiously, one of my personal cows Acidman(Pedophile) pretty much made that his entire namefagging persona even worse than Josh did with that slobbermutt of his.
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I feel like Asuka simps are a litmus test for retards. If you watched NGE (and not just masturbated to some "redhead anime girl" like an ape, which I'm sure some people do), Asuka is a bitchy, irritable cunt who sleeps around with grown men, and despite being physically attractive is someone you absolutely don't want to be around. Sure, she had a tragic upbringing, but doesn't everybody?
 
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Coolio55 said:
I think some images just get hashbanned for obscure reasons.
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one time on some spare chan I got a cp ban, despite being one of the, like, ten people on the entire site including a roommate
so I was very concerned about what my roommate was up to, emailed them about "uhh, is something screwing up on your end or do I need to be very concerned about my roommate" and it turned out they turned up the wiggle room for the autoban gizmo way too far so some random shit I put up had triggered it, they apologized and all was good

unrelated why is the 4chan theme resetting each time I go to the next page
I'm a tomorrow sort of guy and the light is garish and unsightly
 
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seri0us said:
do you clear cookies
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not as a matter of habit, this is like "okay, there's page one scrolled through, time to check page two REEEEEEE BRIGHT LIGHT! BRIGHT LIGHT!" levels of constancy out of nowhere
 
Fornicario said:
I've had to filter the shit out of 4chan. The first dozen entries are needed to sweep the degenerate tranny shit. Even /pol/.
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Yeah, I'be been doing the same. Though it sucks I lost my word filter a year back when I moved pcs and had to remember all the shit I didn't want to see.
 

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