Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

No one believes you want to get with a pooner, Dylan. He looks like a hooker from one of those old HBO documentaries. When is Ice-T going to show up?
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The pooner looks less healthy than Dylan. Those veins don't belong on a 20-something.
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No one believes you want to get with a pooner, Dylan.
Dylan is such a fag he wouldn't know what to do with a pooner.

He is truly fucked, as a homosexual man he's just no longer attractive to the other faggots, and he's too gay for anything else. Good job, Dylan.
 
No one believes you want to get with a pooner, Dylan. He looks like a hooker from one of those old HBO documentaries. When is Ice-T going to show up?
Didn't clock from the video - Kris passes well enough in short shots as just a really young guy, but photos are a bit of a yowzer. I think Kris got jaw implants like GottMik -
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Dylan's obviously going for like a "60s/70s country girl" look but it does end up just looking like prostitute clothing. More distressing is the DDLG fantasy he's attempting with ribbons in his hair-
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Both of these dresses were apparently custom made by a fashion designer/pattern cutter called Ryan Seminara and a drag queen called Chiquitita.
All in all, 0/10. The vocals were awful - I don't get why he went so high out of his range, the Michael Bublé version is fairly high and would probably have been more in his wheelhouse
(although yeah, he wants to sing as high as possible because he's a girl) and I don't think anyone needed to see Dylan making out in a toilet.
 
Didn't clock from the video - Kris passes well enough in short shots as just a really young guy, but photos are a bit of a yowzer. I think Kris got jaw implants like GottMik -
All those roids and implants and she still looks like this in none posed images, lol. Is she actually quite tall or do they have her standing on a chair?

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Didn't clock from the video - Kris passes well enough in short shots as just a really young guy, but photos are a bit of a yowzer. I think Kris got jaw implants like GottMik -
Reasonably good. The shoulders are a little sus, but bulking up a bit made that a lot less apparent. There's probably really no escaping the hips and waist, though.
 
All those roids and implants and she still looks like this in none posed images, lol. Is she actually quite tall or do they have her standing on a chair?

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I looked it up and Dylan is apparently 5 8 so it's not completely out of the question that the pooner could be 5'9, 5'10 maybe?

Unrelated,but looking this up I found this
A fucking lifesize cardboard cutout. I wonder if anyone has actually bought one
 
All those roids and implants and she still looks like this in none posed images, lol. Is she actually quite tall or do they have her standing on a chair?

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Could some of our lovely BP male faggots tell us how well this pooner passes? Would you take em out for a drink? Do they pass the sniff check at a glance or is it horrifically obvious?
 
No one believes you want to get with a pooner, Dylan. He looks like a hooker from one of those old HBO documentaries. When is Ice-T going to show up?
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My word, look at that shoulder-to-hip ratio. He's built like a popsicle.

Could some of our lovely BP male faggots tell us how well this pooner passes? Would you take em out for a drink? Do they pass the sniff check at a glance or is it horrifically obvious?

I wasn't aware this was a TIF before watching the video, but even through all those rapid jump cuts I def had an inkling something was off about her by the end. She passes comparatively well as a regular manlet in closeup - those jaw implants(?) are doing a lot of heavy lifting, I imagine - but the illusion falls apart somewhat in the motion shots. I can't quite place it, but her facial expressions and mannerisms are feminine in a way that's decidedly unfaglike.

The shots used in the video were pretty ambiguous, so out of interest, I looked up her Twitter to see if there were any pictures that might paint a better... um, picture:

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Yeah, it doesn't quite work. Note the small head and conspicuous lack of a brow ridge, and those hips aren't the right shape either; True and Honest men's waists lie a bit lower. More importantly, she doesn't set off my finely honed Man Senses™.

A valiant effort from this dood nonetheless. I could picture myself lasting maybe twenty seconds in conversation before clocking her, and if I was extra drunk, she might resemble an especially babyfaced guy (provided she kept her shirt on - yeow those scars). Even so, it's hard to imagine Dylan, being an actual faggot, received any enjoyment from pretending to make passionate dry-humping love with her pressed against a wall. But what do I know.
 
Could some of our lovely BP male faggots tell us how well this pooner passes? Would you take em out for a drink? Do they pass the sniff check at a glance or is it horrifically obvious?

Even "passing pooners" something looks off about their eyes and face. Like my lizard brain is telling me they had some childhood disease and you shouldn't mate with them.

In the brief moments of her moving , like play fighting. , she was clockable .
 
The shots used in the video were pretty ambiguous, so out of interest, I looked up her Twitter to see if there were any pictures that might paint a better... um, picture:
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Small hands in proportion to body (male hands are massive and not a lot of people notice that)
Bellybutton is lower than waist. The area under her ribs creates a trapezoid (like it does in women) instead of a smaller inverse trapezoid/square (like it does in men)
Forearm is smaller than upper arm (the other arm is likely photoshopped)
She's wearing her pants low on her hips but Shakira always prevails
Status: Clocked
 
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Small hands in proportion to body (male hands are massive and not a lot of people notice that)
Bellybutton is lower than waist. The area under her ribs creates a trapezoid (like it does in women) instead of a smaller inverse trapezoid/square (like it does in men)
Forearm is smaller than upper arm (the other arm is likely photoshopped)
She's wearing her pants low on her hips but Shakira always prevails
Status: Clocked

regardless at least dood passes lol
 
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