No one believes you want to get with a pooner, Dylan. He looks like a hooker from one of those old HBO documentaries. When is Ice-T going to show up?
My word, look at that shoulder-to-hip ratio. He's built like a popsicle.
Could some of our lovely BP male faggots tell us how well this pooner passes? Would you take em out for a drink? Do they pass the sniff check at a glance or is it horrifically obvious?
I wasn't aware this was a TIF before watching the video, but even through all those rapid jump cuts I def had an inkling something was off about her by the end. She passes comparatively well as a regular manlet in closeup - those jaw implants(?) are doing a lot of heavy lifting, I imagine - but the illusion falls apart somewhat in the motion shots. I can't quite place it, but her facial expressions and mannerisms are feminine in a way that's decidedly unfaglike.
The shots used in the video were pretty ambiguous, so out of interest, I looked up her Twitter to see if there were any pictures that might paint a better... um, picture:
Yeah, it doesn't quite work. Note the small head and conspicuous lack of a brow ridge, and those hips aren't the right shape either; True and Honest men's waists lie a bit lower. More importantly, she doesn't set off my finely honed Man Senses
™.
A valiant effort from this dood nonetheless. I could picture myself lasting maybe twenty seconds in conversation before clocking her, and if I was extra drunk, she might resemble an especially babyfaced guy (provided she kept her shirt on - yeow those scars). Even so, it's hard to imagine Dylan, being an actual faggot, received any enjoyment from pretending to make passionate dry-humping love with her pressed against a wall. But what do I know.
