Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[often puzzled]

Alex continues to throw a shit fit. I don't know what's gotten into her these past few days, but something apparently crawled up her bare ass and died. Also, people are bringing up her thread here more and more often, so batten down the hatches and all that.

Our focus today has been on sticking it to the haters by 1) posting our college grades and 2) attempting to prove that Ari sees her as anything other than a very screechy and very nude piece of furniture.

"fruit ranch"



I'm not sure if the commenter is saying that they were following her on social media when she was in college or if they somehow knew of her in a real life way when she was in college. Either way, interesting.

Spoiler: random stories

By the looks of the pool area, the other grandkids may have been at the Smith home. Perhaps she's mad because she's not getting enough attention?



Reddit observed that she's stupid and can't have been much of a student. Less than 15 minutes later, Alex posts her fall 2014 grades from college.

Spoiler: attempting motherhood stories

OKAY, this is hilarious. After reeing about doxing all of yesterday, Alex posts this contacts page while showing how to make the snowman cookie photo.

Also, notice the lovey-dovey emojis under Noah's name. Breakup who?

Spoiler: report Reddit for cyberbullying, you hater-ass bitches

lolololol, posting a baby's face is against Reddit TOS? I don't even habitually call people retarded, but Alex tries my patience. Posting Ari's face is against the sub's own rules, but against Reddit TOS? Alex, u a dumb bitch.



Looks like her profile also got stolen by some random Facebook scammer. She probably thinks it was haters, but it really just looks like general scammy thing.



LITERALLY BULLYING

Spoiler: grid post

The video showed Ari chewing on her fingers, just like she chews on furniture and other inanimate objects. This does not prove what Alex thinks it proves.



We get lots of shoutouts in the comments. I don't see any mention of Alex on 4chan (but I'm not going to dig there), and she doesn't seem to have a lolcow thread (in spite of what the commenters say). I suspect that they're just confusing Kiwi Farms, 4chan, and lolcow, but who knows. She does have a thread on Tattle, though.

Comments are very curated right now, but they always descend into chaos pretty quickly.

Once again, our mother of the year didn't get up and start posting until around noon. Noah also posted in his stories and asked people to report the fake Alex account on Facebook: "hey guys, this is a fake account pretending to be Alex. If you can please go to this page and report it I'd appreciate it. Thanks." I admit I was surprised by the level-headed request. If he wants to prove us all wrong about him, I won't complain.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

"fruit ranch"

I'm dying at "to be clear, not a place I go, just saw discussions about them etc"... Bish, then you saw those discussions where, exactly? Cos your sub doesn't even dare breathe our name aloud.

These redditfags will break their own necks trying to contort away from the fact that half of them clearly come here and read and likely contribute. Whoever said yesterday that the sub contributors are a cow in their own right was spot on.

 

[Barbarella]

Noah would not be the first human who turned his life around because he had a kid. Sometimes, young immature people are fuckups until they have reason not to be. Ari is that reason.

I want to remind people that Noah’s parents have NO legal rights to Ari. They can’t kick Alex and Noah out and keep Ari. Florida has no grandparent rights.

The cops would be called and Ari given to Alex and Noah, and the grandparents could even face a kidnapping charges if they tried.

Even Noah’s rights are in question since he was in rehab at the time Ari was born. He has to fill out paperwork in Chicago acknowledging his paternity and we don’t know if he did that. (In Illinois, it’s that document and not the birth certificate that counts.) The way Alex is fighting with Reddit shows what she’d do if Noah’s parents tried to take her kid away. She doesn’t let go easily, and certainly won’t do what’s best for Ari.

I’m sure Noah’s paternity could be established by blood test but that could take a while and in the meantime, only Alex would have custody and could take Ari away, which is a scary idea. (She’d need her family, I guess.)

Noah’s parents have almost certainly consulted with a lawyer and understand that the best thing they can do is support this couple, help Noah get on his feet, get a job and eventually encourage him to take full custody. Once his custody is established, if he wants them to help raise Ari it will be his decision.

If they aren’t thinking ahead, they will be stuck with Alex forever, or worse, Alex will have Ari caring for her as she gets older, and she’ll be able to take her away, so they need to be working on this while she’s distracted with Reddit nonsense.

Somewhere in her vapid little brain Alex knows she can’t care for herself and Ari so isn’t going to leave for a while- but kids grow.

 

[Terfatron]

fruit ranch"

"We didn't doxx her!!! We just posted what's already avaliable online because we care about Ari.
Unlike that fruit farm that post what's already avaliable online because they're evil!"

thanks reddit, very cool.
Reddit is the biggest lolcow the world will ever see.

 

[often puzzled]

I do keep wondering what the Smiths are thinking and planning. Noah has had a paternity test, so that bit is taken care of. Complete speculation, but I've wondered if they're waiting for Noah to have a longer period of sobriety before they try any legal maneuvers.

Alex obviously can't care of her own basic needs, let alone of those of a child, and she herself has said that her family home isn't safe or appropriate for a baby. She also can't afford adequate care or basic housing for herself and Ari, even with government assistance (since her own care needs, combined with those of Ari, are so very high).

But also: I feel like the Smiths would have to legally evict Alex at this point, if they wanted her to go (and if she refused). There are just so many variables in the mix here, and it's just heartbreaking that a child is involved-- that's all I know for certain.

On the brighter side, enjoy Reddit's latest takes on the Farms:



Also an interesting aside from someone who actually went to college with her:



Back to the Farms:





You have to check what's going on with Reddit to know what Alex is talking about half the time. Her true fans (and she does have them) must get so confused.

Alex posted a question box last night but has yet to answer any questions:



I rewatched the cookie tutorial yesterday and noticed something I missed the first time. If you look in the lower right corner of her screen, you'll see the weather icon showing that it's 73 degrees in Weston, Florida. Truly, only an evil genius could guess her current location:

Spoiler: the rest of the Instagram stories

Spoiler: social media roundup

I checked her Snapchat to see if she was posting pictures of the 10+ pizzas over there (she didn't; she hasn't posted over there at all). While I was doing that, I just did a quick roundup of her socials as they currently stand.

Here's her current Threads stats:



Three new posts there since the last time I checked, all from Ari's account, none recent. Here's the current archive of her Threads.







Current LinkTree:



Current Instagram stats: 1,622 posts, 292K followers, 3,272 following.

 

[often puzzled]

Noah now has questions about Kiwi Farms:



The subreddit has been bringing us up a lot over the past week(ish). Alex and Noah read there religiously, so I assume that's why they've now got questions. Since we're off clearnet, I doubt they'll have much luck finding us (right now, anyway).

Spoiler: Alex's allegations (from her Instagram stories)

Spoiler: grid post (from Alex)

Caption:



Comments:

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Since we're off clearnet, I doubt they'll have much luck finding us (right now, anyway).

What, you mean squidgy Hitler isn't a l337 h@x0r who can download telegram and a tor client and find his way to the onion site? He's more tarded than I thought.

Just in case... Hi, Noah! We will be ready and waiting with open arms anytime you and Alex split up, if you wanna sign up here and spill the tea....

ed: traded tarded

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I'm sorry, I still cannot get over Redditor retardation. First off, why is "fruit farms" the go-to? It's completely unsubtle; why not just say the name? We aren't fucking Betelgeuse. And that lady asking if it's an app. Just. How do these people keep breathing and walking when another person is using their communal brain cell?

It's funny how Reddit thinks their snark is so much less offensive and dangerous than our snark, just by nature of the site it's posted on. Just because Farmers won't hugbox her disability and post ten caveats before saying shes a stupid bitch, we're just ontologically evil by nature of being the Fruit Farms. But I guess that's a pretty favored viewpoint, unfortunately.

Noah should make an account and spill the tea. Noah, we won't give you shit for saying nigger or wetback or whatever your preferred slurs are (but we will make fun of your man tiddies)

 

[often puzzled]

What, you mean squidgy Hitler isn't a l337 h@x0r who can download telegram and a tor client and find his way to the onion site? He's more tarded than I thought.

Just in case... Hi, Noah! We will be ready and waiting with open arms anytime you and Alex split up, if you wanna sign up here and spill the tea....

Noah should make an account and spill the tea. Noah, we won't give you shit for saying nigger or wetback or whatever your preferred slurs are (but we will make fun of your man tiddies)

Noah should get someone to help him find this website, and then he should spill all the tea. From what we've heard from him, he'd do just fine as an A&H poster.

Realistically, of course, this scenario would just end in him sending dick pics to everyone with a female avatar.

It's funny how Reddit thinks their snark is so much less offensive and dangerous than our snark, just by nature of the site it's posted on. Just because Farmers won't hugbox her disability and post ten caveats before saying shes a stupid bitch, we're just ontologically evil by nature of being the Fruit Farms. But I guess that's a pretty favored viewpoint, unfortunately.

They're generally nastier than we are, or maybe it just seems that way because that subreddit is very active and has a lot of members. By contrast, this thread is only just over 100 pages and doesn't have a lot of posting traffic (compared to a lot of other threads). I'm actually kind of sorry that it doesn't currently get more attention, since she's currently being such a hilarious disaster of a human(ish) being.

I'm sure that, if Alex ever manages to figure out what Kiwi Farms is, she'll label us all ableist-- never understanding that everyone thinks she's a completely shitty human being based on everything about her but her disability. I do think that the way she uses her own disability as an excuse for all of her poor life choices is terrible, but that's a completely separate issue from having a disability.

* SENT FROM THE KIWI FARMS APP *

 

[Noah Boddy]

As far as I know the .st site is still up, so they don't even have to figure out Tor to come chat with us

 

[often puzzled]

The updates are fast and furious.

Since we're getting incredible numbers of shout-outs from Alex, Noah, Reddit, and Instagram comments: reaching out to thread subjects is against site rules. No one is naive enough to think that people don't do it anyway, but coming here and bragging about it will get you neg rated into oblivion, relentlessly mocked, probably banned, and might even end with you having your own thread. Don't do it.

Alex and Noah will explode on their own, without outside involvement, and the open harassment just contributes to their martyr complex. It's also not as funny as the dumb shit Alex does on her own.

One other point: this is a really huge website with thousands of threads about various people, groups, entities, what have you. If you like it here, you'll probably be most interested in the threads found in the Beauty Parlor. If you don't like it here, just be aware that Alex has a very short thread on a very big website. The vast majority of people who post here will not know who she is and will never have visited her thread.

Also: Alex apparently has devoted Facebook snark pages. I'm either too old or too young to know about those (not even sure which), and I'm not going to try to find them. No idea what's being discussed there. It turns out she's also on Tattle, if anyone wants to check that out (I grabbed the link but didn't look farther into it). I'm betting there are also Discords, but I've got no way to prove that.

Unless I'm misremembering-- and I don't think I am-- no phone numbers have been posted in this thread. If Alex really is getting texts and didn't just send that to herself, the phone numbers came from elsewhere.

Anyway, here's Alex's current Instagram story:



The story prior to that was Alex trying to prove that she totally has a real relationship with Ari, so suck it haters. Ari has a great expression on her face and isn't into this loving family cosplay.

Spoiler: more from Reddit

I'm honestly surprised the mods are allowing so much discussion of the Farms. Most subs quickly remove all discussion of KF, since the powers that be at Reddit react so poorly to mentions of this site.

Current archive of this present Reddit thread, for lols.



NEW ZEALAND BASED WEBSITE













This person correctly understands what a lolcow is and why Alex is one, which is good to see.



















Kiki's Farm!

tl;dr, Alex and Noah finally learned that Kiwi Farms is a thing and are freaking out. Some Redditors think the harassment is coming from here, in spite of all the regular posters screaming for everyone to stop calling CPS and making life even worse for the Smiths and poor Ari (who is a sweet, chubby, smiley adorable little baby who deserves none of this; 10/10 baby, would pinch her cheeks and make goofy faces to elicit baby giggles).

I still think the harassment is coming from Reddit, though I concede it may be people who just read there rather than active posters. The address is quite easy to find, especially with all the information (photos and otherwise) Alex has leaked. If she's being discussed other places, though, it could also be coming from there. The bottom line is that this dumb bint needs to get off social media or at least stop telling the world every time something gets under her nekkid skin. These people are trying to get a rise out of her, and all she's doing is letting them know how successful they are.

Poor Ari; this is her first Christmas, and all of this is what's going down.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Anyway, here's Alex's current Instagram story

"Apparently I'm being harassed" is an absolutely exceptional take. It's not harassment by default if it's been happening for ages without you even knowing about it, you dolt.

 

[StanleyYelnats]

Ari is probably wondering why the fuck the noisy home furniture followed her to the park and hovering over her like a vulture.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I'd like to second it, for the record, that this forum is 100% against interfering/intervening in Alex or ANY lolcow's life, and if we ever saw a hint of it the user would be down rated and made fun of.

I have read the thread in its entirety, and not that long ago because I'm a new to these pastures. No one has ever even hinted at trying to fuck with her in any way because we all know she will do dumb stuff all on her own and we just have to sit and watch (and laugh).

We all think that Ari is fine as long as Nana and Papa Smith are in the picture, and we just think it's gross/funny when Alex goes around in various states of undress.

As far as us "harassing" her, let me make this clear (just in case Alex is reading this): in order to get "harassed" by Kiwi Farms, you have to get on the Internet, navigate to your page, and read everything. If you don't like what you see here, then I suggest taking the advice of Saint Tyler the Creator.


(Oh sorry, that's ableist. Roll away, then.)

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Gleefully awaiting the Instagram and Facebook stans joining to defend their disabled princess and tell us all how evil we are, with terrible opsec and names like 'Alexisagoodmommy!!!!' 'DisabledIsSexy!' 'Stalkingisevil'.

If only they can crack the code of the DARK. WEB.

 

[Barbarella]

Wait, they are uneasy? Just because we have a kill count?

Alex and Noah and any redditards who find your way here-don’t believe everything you read online about this site. And if you decide to participate, read the entire thread first. And as has been said before, if you fail troll, or colloquially “touch thé poo ” all the things others have said will happen to you, plus you will be doxed and banned. I’ve been here six years and have seen it happen to pizza senders more than once. No cow-tipping is our biggest rule, after no child porn of course. And there are several threads doxing people with usernames they use everywhere right now. So if you join, protect yourself.

Farmers IQs are a standard deviation higher than most redditors and we are powerful autists, so be sure you understand. We allow doxing, we allow the words nigger and retard, and we only laugh at people who are dumb on the internet. Which is Alex, can you imagine escalating a fight against dozens of invisible haters you can’t win against, prove anything against, and who are not breaking laws? They could come from anywhere-is YTT still up? Those were some famous poo-touchers.

Other than that, we are normal people, men and women, some parents, some even disabled, ranging in ages from teens to middle-age, who have actually never caused a suicide-but if gossip without interference causes suicide it is a them thing, not an us thing.

100% of us want what’s best for Ari.

CWCI has to do with Chris Chan, not a speech impediment, what retards.

Please stay uneasy and stay away.

 

[Breadbear]

We don't make fun of Alex because she's disabled, we make fun of her because she's a terrible person.
Also Ari is cute af.

 

[Cassandra Says]

As a long term kiwi lurker, but recent recruit to this thread (who has read it in its entirety over the last few weeks - because autist), I can wholeheartedly state that this is thread is almost wholesome. Especially when compared to the toxic quagmire of Reddit and even other ‘gossip forums’ - like Tattle - which is for middle aged white women. Those threads and subs on Alex are brutal and the users pride themselves on pozloading my neghole and causing disruption.

Farmers observe from a distance and seem to have genuine feelings of care and concern for Ari. Reading the lead up to the birth and not knowing the end product was a happy, healthy and frankly shockingly adorable baby was a real experience. I didn’t even know if Alex was going to make it through the ordeal unscathed, but on the whole, the posts here were hopeful and empathetic.

The calls to CPS are not coming from inside this house.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

As far as I know the .st site is still up, so they don't even have to figure out Tor to come chat with us

.st is up and Null said to use .tw. I don't know why I keep seeing people say Clearnet is down, other than an hour here and there it's worked fine for me for months.

 

[Shalashaskaa]

Looks like the reddit mods finally caught wind of their subreddit talking about a certain Fruit Farm.



E: also made a locked post. Like always, Kiwifarms is always the source and we are worse than Hitler. I hate reddit mods so much.