Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Computer Guardian]

In three days, Lucas managed to get back on the map for the majority of kiwi's eyes due to one of his attempts to regain attention becoming front page material, and has become a full on fireball where he admits the crusade he and the Donger has went on was a complete failure (not too long after Elliot admitted it failed and pushed the blame on Lucas), and now the account that totally isn't made by Lucas is trying to gunt guard him to a resounding failure. It surely was burning everything down, but not in the way Luke thought he would do it.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Hmm, why would Lucas blur out this username and pink triangle in his mention of a certain "Kiwi Farms user"? So surprising.

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Dude Keffals is just having a blast in this clip. This is how you're supposed to use the damn site! Sign up already.

 

[Heckler1]

ruin lucas

Lucas is currently a discarded wrapper in the tranny cabal. You can't ruin him because he is already a powerless addict who frittered away his minute of fame while being the lacky for a dickless Thomp abomination. No one cares about him, and he is currently in the death spasms of irrelevancy.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Lucas is currently a discarded wrapper in the tranny cabal. You can't ruin him because he is already a powerless addict who frittered away his minute of fame while being the lacky for a dickless Thomp abomination. No one cares about him, and he is currently in the death spasms of irrelevancy.

but his wikipedia page paints him as a victim so if someone not in the know googles him they might think hes a good guy

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

... and now the account that totally isn't made by Lucas is trying to gunt guard him to a resounding failure.

The user you are talking about is not Lucas and has his own thread here.

 

[PositiveHatred]

The user you are talking about is not Lucas and has his own thread here.

Wow, browsed that briefly, what a nightmare. Btw Keffals if you see this, you don't pass and you're a hunchback ass nigga

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

How is he so incapable of even fake crying? He is the worst troon grifter ever.

Everything I've seen of Lucas is shitty acting. I don't get how troons even fall for his crap.

 

[Heckler1]

but his wikipedia page paints him as a victim so if someone not in the know googles him they might think hes a good guy

Anyone with a brain not totally devoid of wrinkles can tell what Lucas is when they see any clip of him. Anyone that says they believe Keffals doesn't actually care about being factually right, they just want to support Trannys being the Current Thing.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Anyone with a brain not totally devoid of wrinkles can tell what Lucas is when they see any clip of him. Anyone that says they believe Keffals doesn't actually care about being factually right, they just want to support Trannys being the Current Thing.

im thinking not just lucas but kiwifarms wikipedia if it paints keffals in a good light and kiwifarms in a bad one boomer tech execs and news companies will lookpast anything else

 

[PaladinBoo]

Hey Pukas! Glad to see you are still malding over this thread and the Farms being up. I also loved that you admitted that the site is still up despite what you and your few remaining followers of pedo troons and molesting furries keep telling everyone. Guess the coke money is drying up and now you need to bring back some relevancy for yourself in order to feed your habit. I'm sure this will work out for you like the last 10 times you tried to claw your way back to relevancy in order to get more coke money.

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

edit: why the fuck did my kaomoji turn into a chris winking emoji

Lucas is live right now, talking about how he was raped by his ex faggot tranny boyfriend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAFjaHphgkM

Funny clip that just happened, Lucas is still malding about Kiwi Farms being up, reads a Xeet from a tranny with a screenshot from the Kiwi Farms Telegram channel, and reads a Xeet from Jersh. He also thinks most Kiwi's are mad at him, while most Kiwi's are just laughing their ass off at this dumb retard. Lucas is also a really bad actor, he's trying really hard to get rid of the allegations he abused his ex boyfriend.

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Also, good news, Keffals is "considering adopting a child".

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>renting 6 bedroom house
>streaming about allegedly being raped
>crying about being doxxed and muh kiwifarms
I notice a pattern here guys.. ꩜ ᯅ ꩜
Keffals is doing what dope fiends do best, lie for sympathy and to gain money. What the fuck is this person doing with 6 bedrooms? I was in Canada for a few months and I know how much a 2 bedroom cost me. It was ridiculous. I mean this isn't the first time a mtf is horribly irresponsible with money. I was reading this thread and saw some screenshots of how shitty the Keffals server members are with money.


Also lmao Sorrenti is clearly balding and is trying (and failing) to cover it up. That hairline is escaping their eyesbrows and they have it pinned back so tight it just makes it worse. The skin smoothing makes Keffals look like they're made out of rubber.

 

[AnOminous]

What the fuck is this person doing with 6 bedrooms?

I hope this cockless eunuch will think it was worth it in a year from now when he's seething and malding from a cardboard box on the sidewalk.

 

[JT Marlin]

Lucas getting called out by WAP Goblin his stream was fucking weak, and he bursts down in the most satantic laugh I have ever heard. All of his haters are "ontologically stupid".

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A couple of minutes later, Lucas proves that he doesn't understand anything about anything. That's not the point of Jersh his tweet, fucking dipshit

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After all the gofraudme money dried up, Lucas briefly tried to larp as an uwu professional victim. Of course, Lucas can't hide their spots and they're back to getting into fights and creating drama.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

damm keffals looks so manly tf

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

I hope this cockless eunuch will think it was worth it in a year from now when he's seething and malding from a cardboard box on the sidewalk.

As long as Keffals has orbiters, I don't think they're gonna be malding from the sidewalk. Maybe they plan on having a rape dungeon or a weird roomate polycule? If I were them I'd invest money in fixing that balding and skincare because that skin smoothing is cranked up to an 11 and it looks more uncanny. The random yet brief twitch thot arc was funny tho.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

keffals renting out his bedrooms and becoming a landlord communist when?

 

[AnthonyLoggerhead]

Everything I've seen of Lucas is shitty acting. I don't get how troons even fall for his crap.

Wrong hormones make you retarded

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

I hope Keffals makes the tranny version of fishtank with his (rented) six bedroom house so we can see all the consent accidents that occur with so many degenerates all in one place.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

keffals renting out his bedrooms and becoming a landlord communist when?

It's not capitalism if you're being paid in bussy.

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

Trying to archive rn but KF and my internet are simultaneously having a massive stroke. if I posted the same thing as someone else sorry

Keffals is throwing a tantrum over WAP Golbin (??? what the hell is that name) and I guess trying to call this person out.

https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1736929481296621813