Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Wow, there's what, a year and a half, maybe 2 years tops between these 2 videos? The remarkable difference in his speech, being alot more clear and concise in the first clip is definitely telling. Slow, slurred speech, and constant steady binking in the 2nd. It's gotta be benzos or some other depressive/antipsychotic meds that he's tripping on.
Kees H said:
Hmm, why would Lucas blur out this username and pink triangle in his mention of a certain "Kiwi Farms user"? :thinking: So surprising.

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He's gotta protect his ONE simp on the KF.
 
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I guess what I've learned from that stream is that Keffals views me as some sort of Machiavellian villain, secretly controlling every negative aspect of his social media interactions like some sort of autistic Illuminati.

Taken Dark Net Xanax? Blame Neco.
Your ex comes out and accuses you of emotional abuse? Must be collaborating with Kiwi Farms, Blame Neco.
Your mod Jeopardy announces they've taken a mixture of drugs and alcohol and intend to die because their favorite streamer is being canceled on Twitter? Blame Neco.
Stub your toe when you got out of bed in the morning? Blame Neco.
Somebody leaked Brianna Wu's group DM's? Blame Neco.
Get called a transmedicalist? Blame Neco
Lost more than 35,000 followers on Twitter? Blame Neco.
Noodlegate drama keeps on getting brought up? Blame Neco.
Somebody posts something negative on Twitter? Blame Neco.
Weather forecast said it was going to be sunny today so you didn't bring an umbrella and then it rains? Blame Neco.

Stop acting like I'm some sort of seedy puppet master pulling the strings of every single person who says anything negative about you online, I've mostly just been busy watching Bossmanjack :story:
 
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Punished Neco said:
I guess what I've learned from that stream is that Keffals views me as some sort of Machiavellian villain, secretly controlling every negative aspect of his social media interactions like some sort of autistic Illuminati.
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BTW that reminds me, I didn't get my last orders on how I'm supposed to sabotage Keffals' life next month. Mind PMing me them again? Thanks commander.
 
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Punished Neco said:
I guess what I've learned from that stream is that Keffals views me as some sort of Machiavellian villain, secretly controlling every negative aspect of his social media interactions like some sort of autistic Illuminati.

Taken Dark Net Xanax? Blame Neco.
Your ex comes out and accuses you of emotional abuse? Must be collaborating with Kiwi Farms, Blame Neco.
Your mod Jeopardy announces they've taken a mixture of drugs and alcohol and intend to die because their favorite streamer is being canceled on Twitter? Blame Neco.
Stub your toe when you got out of bed in the morning? Blame Neco.
Somebody leaked Brianna Wu's group DM's? Blame Neco.
Get called a transmedicalist? Blame Neco
Lost more than 35,000 followers on Twitter? Blame Neco.
Noodlegate drama keeps on getting brought up? Blame Neco.
Somebody posts something negative on Twitter? Blame Neco.
Weather forecast said it was going to be sunny today so you didn't bring an umbrella and then it rains? Blame Neco.

Stop acting like I'm some sort of seedy puppet master pulling the strings of every single person who says anything negative about you online, I've mostly just been busy watching Bossmanjack :story:
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At least if you ever lose your home you can still live Rent Free in Lucas's head.
 
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A1 Steak Sauce said:
Show your likes, so I can dox people when I get bored. And show your checkmark.
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At least troll accounts trying to get engagement for money have the dignity to show it.
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If that’s the reason he got a checkmark, lol. His fans are truly drooling retards.
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What a absolute cope I love how all these tranny's and faggots who seethe about elon musk on the daily posted that "this mfer paid for twitter" meme and tried to quit twitter for blue sky and threads all ended up paying for twitter blue in the end anyways. That's right Lucas, you're Elon's bitch
 
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Swole McPole said:
Does he mean epistemologically stupid? Or is he just whining about the fact that he will NEVER be a REAL woman and most people here believe that statement needs no defence? All of the philosophical sophistry in the world will never give him a womb, the capacity to produce eggs or a pair of X chromosomes.

But those are surely epistemological questions, not ontological ones?
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I assure you he did not think very deeply about it, he's just referencing the "ontologically evil" meme that Twitter leftists like to use to justify advocating for genocide of their enemies.

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A Flying Nun said:
BTW that reminds me, I didn't get my last orders on how I'm supposed to sabotage Keffals' life next month. Mind PMing me them again? Thanks commander.
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You forgot already Private Nun?!
Fine here's your marching orders again:
You were supposed to plant GPS trackers and miniature cameras on every Guinea Pig for sale within a 50 mile radius of Belfast so we can keep a closer eye on Keffals
How could you have forgotten such a simple task that was issued to you? :story:
 
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Punished Neco said:
I guess what I've learned from that stream is that Keffals views me as some sort of Machiavellian villain, secretly controlling every negative aspect of his social media interactions like some sort of autistic Illuminati.

Taken Dark Net Xanax? Blame Neco.
Your ex comes out and accuses you of emotional abuse? Must be collaborating with Kiwi Farms, Blame Neco.
Your mod Jeopardy announces they've taken a mixture of drugs and alcohol and intend to die because their favorite streamer is being canceled on Twitter? Blame Neco.
Stub your toe when you got out of bed in the morning? Blame Neco.
Somebody leaked Brianna Wu's group DM's? Blame Neco.
Get called a transmedicalist? Blame Neco
Lost more than 35,000 followers on Twitter? Blame Neco.
Noodlegate drama keeps on getting brought up? Blame Neco.
Somebody posts something negative on Twitter? Blame Neco.
Weather forecast said it was going to be sunny today so you didn't bring an umbrella and then it rains? Blame Neco.

Stop acting like I'm some sort of seedy puppet master pulling the strings of every single person who says anything negative about you online, I've mostly just been busy watching Bossmanjack :story:
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Hi Christorian :)
 
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此線現為中華民國領土。
打倒利用 DDOS 攻擊和勒索來鎮壓紐西蘭農場的中國共產黨。
打倒中國共產黨，它侮辱和羞辱了我們的主任約書亞·“空”·穆恩博士。
打倒正在密謀摧毀和摧毀奇異果農場的中國共產黨。
反對「人民三原則」就是反革命。

This thread is now a territory of the Republic of China!

Down with the Chinese Communist Party, which is utilizing DDOS attacks and extortion to oppress the Kiwi Farms!

Down with the Chinese Communist Party, which is insulting and disgracing our Director, Dr. Joshua ‘Null’ Moon!

Down with the Chinese Communist Party, which is plotting the downfall and destruction of the Kiwi Farms!

To be against "The Three Principles of the People" is to be a Counter-Revolutionary!

To be against the Kiwi Farms is to be a Counter-Revolutionary!

All power and authority belong to the Kuomintang!
 
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F13 Key said:
His response to the ex's accusation about his guinea pig, around 28:24 of the stream: "I didn't drown my guinea pig. My guinea pig was sick, and my guinea pig passed away in an accident. She was in the bath, two inches of water. I got a call I needed to take, I stepped out for one minute, and when I stepped out for that one minute, I came back and she was dead. She wasn't in enough water to drown. I screamed and I cried, because I lost a pet that I had since they were a baby."
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This, and why did he have to step out of the room to take a call? Like what, is the guinea pig going to interrupt the call or something? If my pet is sick and dying I don't give a fuck I will stay by its side until there is nothing else I can do.

He says that it wasn't enough water for the guinea pig to die in. Bullshit. If the guinea pig is sick and weak, it absolutely can drown in two inches of water, stupid tranny. Oh, and why was it sick I wonder...? Could it be that it was living in its own filth, which was also infested with flies? Love how he fails to address that claim but addresses the claim about the guinea pig dying in two inches of water, for whatever reason.

Troons can't even take care of themselves, they should not be trusted to have animals. Just look at "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch," fucking alpaca holocaust over there.
 
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Piss Bear said:
This, and why did he have to step out of the room to take a call? Like what, is the guinea pig going to interrupt the call or something? If my pet is sick and dying I don't give a fuck I will stay by its side until there is nothing else I can do.

He says that it wasn't enough water for the guinea pig to die in. Bullshit. If the guinea pig is sick and weak, it absolutely can drown in two inches of water, stupid tranny. Oh, and why was it sick I wonder...? Could it be that it was living in its own filth, which was also infested with flies? Love how he fails to address that claim but addresses the claim about the guinea pig dying in two inches of water, for whatever reason.

Troons can't even take care of themselves, they should not be trusted to have animals. Just look at "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch," fucking alpaca holocaust over there.
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One day I shall get another Dalmatian.

Like my previous one, I shall train him or her to hunt and kill pedophiles, psycho clowns, drug dealers and miscreants.

If it happens to encounter Keffals, then we shall see what happens.
 
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