Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[elb]

I checked the end of last night's stream to see how intoxicated he got and he had a drunken seethe to end his stream last night (which was a full hour late) about how he hates dishonest YouTubers and how he cut ties with them, not the other way around.

The rant was prompted by him saying he would be a guest on someone's stream and then having a conversation with an imaginary detractor in his head dragging him for what he had just said.

 

[Maraschino]

…Nick is still a Christian, right?

He never was.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick is a proper Grinch. I would have said Scrooge, but Scrooge made money...

Nick is the guy that when the store clerk says “Have a merry Christmas!” or “Happy Holidays!” he becomes enraged because how dare they tell him what kind of Christmas or holidays to have!

I am surprised that no one in the LawTube sector has tried to follow the various people being prosecuted for the murder of Harvard trained law professor Dan Markel, by what seems to be a mix of his in-laws and very fuckable wife.

Some have have done & if not full trial coverage they’ve done daily recaps of Charlie’s trial & now the court appearances of Donna. Nick is too lazy to follow along with a complicated case that involves many players.

Also Police: What city are they located in?

No city needed, the cyber-police are everywhere.

I wouldn't for the sheer fact that I abhor cheating in any form and don't want to facilitate it.

It isn’t cheating if the balldo wearing husband is in the corner watching. That’s monogamy.

I tried to find some evidence to suggest that it was a man.

Supposing it is the real Mandy K., at the very least she is still a 44 yr old catfish. Not convinced it is actually her though.

This post likely comes across as more aggressive than intended which is more because I am really put off by the possibility of someone LARPing as someone else for 16 years

Didn’t seem aggressive. Agree that things still don’t add up to Mandy being the actual Mandy K. While its horrifying that someone could steal another persons identity & use it for 16 yrs, this definitely seems possible, if not probable. Can’t imagine a real woman who would do all this under her own name, especially if she’s married, as she seems to be by the info @Peace Through Power posted. The things you uncovered previously really do hit like an unhinged man or troon & they definitely are enjoying this game.

Random thing, fake and / or real Mandy K. have several different birthdays on record, but isn’t Dec. 19th Null’s birthday? Kind of a bizarre ”coincidence”?



https://archive.ph/2023.12.20-185328/https://www.officialusa.com/names/Amanda-Karevicius/

 

[not william stenchever]

Any African American or better, exotic Jamaican farmer would be up to task to test out this null hypothesis?

Imagine trying to have sex with Our Wife while Nick is spewing Rekietaisms from the corner. "I don't WANT you to come in Our Wife. But you HAVE. To come. In Our Wife.", "I hope your sperm count is in the millions", "Let me grab your dick. It'll be funny. Don't be weird about it".

 

[Pomniman]

Imagine trying to have sex with Our Wife while Nick is spewing Rekietaisms from the corner. "I don't WANT you to come in Our Wife. But you HAVE. To come. In Our Wife.", "I hope your sperm count is in the millions", "Let me grab your dick. It'll be funny. Don't be weird about it".

There should be a Jamaican content sticker for this type of post.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I'm in no rush to probably get herpes from a 6/10 midwestern swinger.

No, incel prude, everyone has herpes beside virgins like you. Enjoy inceldom, stalker.

Quiet sometime ago in one of his shows, I remember him saying they do not do the traditional Christmas. He specifically said he told the kids early on there is no Santa because saying so would be lying to them.

I didn't find that weird because I know people growing up who were told the same thing. All of them had very Christian parents too so it made sense as part of Nick's youth pastor-esque persona at the time.

 

[Strix454]

Quiet sometime ago in one of his shows, I remember him saying they do not do the traditional Christmas. He specifically said he told the kids early on there is no Santa because saying so would be lying to them.

He has also talked about how his evangelical homeschool collective celebrates "Jewish feasts" rather than the traditional christian holidays and how he prefers this.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@elb

At any point in time did he offer just to make you his clip channel because the Ryan guy does fucking nothing. Smarter men, like Sam Hyde, have done this and it tends to work.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

@elb

At any point in time did he offer just to make you his clip channel because the Ryan guy does fucking nothing. Smarter men, like Sam Hyde, have done this and it tends to work.

I would imagine not because that would entail commitment (paying Elisa) and responsibility (approving clips), both of which are anathema to Nick.
I'm not 100% on Rackets lore and others could confirm or deny but I would suspect that he has privately and/or publicly tried to influence clippers to remove unflattering material

 

[Spaded Dave]

I would imagine not because that would entail commitment (paying Elisa) and responsibility (approving clips), both of which are anathema to Nick.
I'm not 100% on Rackets lore and others could confirm or deny but I would suspect that he has privately and/or publicly tried to influence clippers to remove unflattering material

He's directly reached out to our dear Elb on at least one occasion requesting censorship.

 

[Pelican Bones]

This bottle lick caught me so off guard, the timing could not have been any better.

View attachment 5578857

>pretends to be very intelligent
>pretends to have wise insight into other people's minds
>pretends to be very well put together and have self-control
>licks bottle

lol what a faggot

 

[elb]

@elb

At any point in time did he offer just to make you his clip channel because the Ryan guy does fucking nothing. Smarter men, like Sam Hyde, have done this and it tends to work.

No. And for the record, Nick IS actually the worst at reviewing content and getting back to people about it. Ryan can only do so much on his side of things

 

[Hazel Motes]

Someone who sees Christmas as only the embodiment of "artificial joy" is like the unhappy miser who has discovered all human actions, even the supposedly generous, to be solely driven by greed and self-interest. That it happens to comfort him and justify his own actions is merely coincidence.

Some people often pretend to enjoy themselves at Christmas, just as most actions are driven by self-interest. I admit to occasionally forcing on a happy face during Christmas. A few here will have no doubt also done the same. But then, can I seriously say my mother did not feel real joy when my siblings and I opened presents? Would she have so many photos of us smiling if she was lying to herself? Rekieta would tell you no, my mother was foolish, tricked by companies to buy those inane presents and my sister was an idiot for enjoying her toys. We were all duped into being happy. Like a Rick & Morty fan telling me love is just a chemical reaction, however, it nevers feels that way on the inside.

The 'nothing buttery' of cynical reductionism that Mary Midgly and David Stove wrote about, narrows human experience and depth. As someone who is prone to a similar disposition, I pity Rekieta's attitude because it comes to a point where it colours one's memories. What was once happy experiences become ignorant delusions.

And to add: MDMA, if anything, is artifical joy. There was always darker side to the drug that a sober observer would realise. Rekieta's mid-life naivety about all the wonderful things he is now experiencing as though he has opened up his third eye avoids what any young person who dabbled in drugs and grew up will tell you: it is not the be-all and end-all. Allan Bloom wrote about the disengaged outlook to life drug takers and obsessives (not junkies which is its own thing) eventually have. Culture, art, nature loses the luster that the imaginative poet was replinished by. Life becomes dimmer and less thrilling in its slower pace. We do not have to be poets to enjoy a great artwork or a forest, but we can avoid losing our mind's curiosity for the world and our loved ones quite easily.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

No. And for the record, Nick IS actually the worst at reviewing content and getting back to people about it. Ryan can only do so much on his side of things

Yeah, I’ll cut that guy some slack because it seems like Rekieta doesn’t want to do the required work for training someone to the point of not needing input from him after the process is refined.

I’ve worked for small business God Kings (either founders or inheritors) who basically have no idea how to run shit beyond being vaguely nice and then flying off the handle at the smallest provocation.

 

[Pomniman]

I’ve worked for small business God Kings (either founders or inheritors) who basically have no idea how to run shit beyond being vaguely nice and then flying off the handle at the smallest provocation.

That sounds like working for Ethan Ralph (minus the paycheck) so Gunt KANGz might be more apt.

 

[AnOminous]

He specifically said he told the kids early on there is no Santa because saying so would be lying to them.

Holy fuck this lying sack of shit lies about everything else but not the one thing he should lie about.

 

[Fools Idol]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THkwpLr3sMU

The latest Elissa clip on Nick is a fucking banger

He's seething about Schneider offering him the basement of their building, with no rent required, in a meeting and then not immediately acting on it in the next few weeks whereupon Nick just got his own place. The fucking entitlement to bitch about not immediatetly getting something for free when you know damn well that a lot of attorneys don't get offerings like this.

Nick then goes onto try and shame them for saying that they would pass on a case brought to them by a crack addict, he acts as if it's terrible for a law firm to decline a case and then has the gall to imply that it's out of order for them to give this woman to an attorney at the start of their career. They offered to coach him through it and be there for him regardless of the result but how dare they even imply that the great Rekieta should be forced into such an ordeal, it's not like public defenders have to deal with this shit constantly.

Of course this is filled with his usual passive agressive schtick and whining about "muh heat allergies" and seems to believe that Schnieder is personally suing him for defamation, instead of just being Monty's agent. He also tries to take a moral highground about drug addicts, whilst wishing death on anyone overweight and making fun of Ralph.
Schneieder chewing him out for wearing Khaki shorts in the office really fucking got to him. A 40 year old man and he just can't take a well deserved bollocking.

Nick knows this is a lawsuit right? He's acting like this is just another Internet slap fight that he can gossip/argue/insult his way through. Does he ever actually address any of the merits (or lack thereof) or is it just about how much he hates Schneider?

Anyway, the irony of Nick talking about addiction while being a drunk himself, not being lost on him is pretty funny.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Nick knows this is a lawsuit right? He's acting like this is just another Internet slap fight that he can gossip/argue/insult his way through.

He's never been held responsible for anything in his life. No matter what the issue, his lineage's deep pockets have been able to pull him out of it.

I can't imagine just how it goes when he's still professing to be a non-practicing lawyer, and brings up his last year of drunken blather as an excuse for what he said about Monty.

That's not going to get you out of trouble, Nick. Being an asshole to everyone is not an excuse for willfully calling someone a pedophile and doubling down by telling them to sue you within 4 minutes of throat burning liquid courage. May you receive every inch of Montagraph- that you deserve.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick probably hates Christmas because it’s not all about him. Worse, in his mind, is its his birthday month. He has a child with a December birthday & then Christmas, things which are for those damn kids & other people, (not to mention the religious aspect). This causes obligations & hassles which take the focus off of him. He can’t handle the misery of being Nick & having himself overshadowed by anyone or anything that isn’t completely centered around his own selfish wants.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyway, the irony of Nick talking about addiction while being a drunk himself, not being lost on him is pretty funny.

Never mind ranting like a retarded Rick Sanchez about "artificial joy" while fellating a fucking bottle of booze.