Bible Fandom - Zoomers rediscover western canon

[Ewan McGregor]

However, Raptor is a progressive, so it's of paramount importance for her to make sure Christian right wingers understand they are worshipping a brown Jew, so they feel humiliated and impotent.

I love her becoming a /pol/tard in regards to race (i.e. everybodynot WASP is not white) when it suits her and her agenda.

 

[Camel joe]

This is proof Islam is a superior religion.

Personally, I haven't seen much of this other than obvious leftists drawing or portraying Jesus as a brown or even negro.

I'll never understand why Aryan larper /pol/tards insist Jesus was white and only became brown due to the sun and weather but then turn around say that all middle easterners are "brown people" when most brown people in the middle east only became brown due to the sun.

I only like the idea of Jesus because it winds the muzzies up.

?????
We don't have anything against Jesus.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

To be honest, it doesn't look like a path to Christianity to me, more like a path to that weird Superwholock stuff, where they marry Sherlock on the astral plane. You're right in that it's a good example of the almost pathological way these people seek meaning in their lives. But I'm not for one second fooled into thinking the Bible is anything else than a piece of text they can consoom until the next one comes around.

 

[Beautiful Border]

Zoomers rediscover western canon

I honestly see progressives obsess over Greco-Roman and Norse mythology way more than I do the Abrahamic religions. Obviously there are people out there who are celebrating Christianity while still keeping the trappings of their progressive worldview as this thread demonstrates, but honestly those people are massively outnumbered by the members of the Tumblr set who outright hate Christianity and look for any opportunity they can to shit on it.

As far as the Abrahamic religions go, I'm sorry but Christianity is by far the least popular of the three with that crowd. Islam is given a pass because they associate it with "POC" and they're terrified of being labelled racist, but if they're using any of these religions to LARP with then it's Judaism. I've known a weirdly large number of gender specials who identify as Jewish while they/them'ing about, regardless of if they actually have Jewish ancestry.

 

[Unstable Diffusion]

He was middle-eastern. Sorry to burst your Aryan wignat Jesus headcanon.

I'll never understand why Aryan larper /pol/tards insist Jesus was white and only became brown due to the sun and weather

What I mean is that they are doing is something akin to Tumblr users taking white anime characters and changing the color of their skin solely just for the sake of it. Just to have them as black or brown.
It's not about accuracy, being realistic, or whatever, it's about swapping the skin color to own the heckin' evil christian chuds and to induce rage, simple as. The kind of people that draws Jesus with tits and Jesus getting a mastectomy wouldn't draw him with a lighter shade.
I also think that they also do it with the purpose of "hey Jesus was brown so here's why you should be open to more brown people", similar to when some atheist or believer in other religion says "look at what the Bible says, you should absolutely do as such" to get their way.

There's nothing genuine, just subversion.

 

[The Tall Man]

I honestly see progressives obsess over Greco-Roman and Norse mythology way more than I do the Abrahamic religions. Obviously there are people out there who are celebrating Christianity while still keeping the trappings of their progressive worldview as this thread demonstrates, but honestly those people are massively outnumbered by the members of the Tumblr set who outright hate Christianity and look for any opportunity they can to shit on it.

As far as the Abrahamic religions go, I'm sorry but Christianity is by far the least popular with the three with that crowd. Islam is given a pass because they associate it with "POC" and they're terrified of being labelled racist, but if they're using any of these religions to LARP with then it's Judaism. I've known a weirdly large number of gender specials who identify as Jewish while they/them'ing about, regardless of if they actually have Jewish ancestry.

If they bothered to delve into the authentic sagas and epics, seeking genuine myths, it would actually be beneficial. These narratives impart valuable lessons about justice, the natural roles of men and women, and the significance of truth and beauty.

Yet, it appears they prefer to engage more with a subverted, modernized portrayal of ancient European metaphysics twisted by media.

What irks me even more than the POC label shielding Islam is their tendency to attack Israel, erroneously attaching the White label to it. Let's be clear: Zionism is entirely Jewish, not White.
It's beyond disgusting when these Zionists get called White-supremacists, when they are the same people importing the 3rd world into the West to destroy it's people.

Jews are the inventors of the victimhood currency.
And, naturally, Jews excel in the art of playing the victim. Whether it's the Pharaoh or Haman, these ancient tales, despite being myths, are still used by Judaism to rationalize their actions towards goyim.

 

[Mad_Dog]

The only author-approved and fully canon wiki/lore of the Bible:

 

[Bionicle of War]

This is proof Islam is a superior religion.

Quran fandom when?

 

[AnsemSoD1]

The only thing you should be doing is humbly worshipping my black trans dick, you insolent minx....

Are you the same black tranny who flashed Bossman by any chance?

 

[mannic]

Quran fandom when?

not a lot of people are invested on reading quran, i can understand that because quran is kinda complicated to understand compared to bible. It also requires a lot of autistic level of knowledge of islamic world in general. Christianity gets this "bible fandom" because there's tons of information about christianity widely spread over time, you don't need to be a christian just to know the lore behind christianity and it's practices.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

What irks me even more than the POC label shielding Islam is their tendency to attack Israel, erroneously attaching the White label to it. Let's be clear: Zionism is entirely Jewish, not White.
It's beyond disgusting when that these Zionists get called White-supremacists, when they are the same people importing the 3rd world into the West to destroy it's people.

While this is true, I'm glad they're getting the anti-white treatment.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

If you actually want to get into the Bible, stick to the Apocrypha and New Testament. Apocrypha has very interesting historical stories as well as theological life lessons like Bel and the Dragon. New Testament kindov goes without saying. For the stories of the LORD I would stick to reading Matthew (Levi) and John (The one whom Jesus loved), the two men who actually walked with The Christ before he was taken up. After reading the "main arc", you move onto Acts to learn about the early history of the Sect of the Nazarenes...

You learn more about Peter, John, Steven the Martyr (cool dude), and of course Saul of Tarsus. Saul (also known as Paul) and his epistles are very important reads for your understanding, and bring a much needed perspective, that of a repentant soldier who was once an enforcer for the Jewish High Priesthood. A man who dragged men, women, and children out of their homes and imprisoned them, or sent them back in chains to Jerusalem to be killed for worshipping Jesus. I feel like this man's story in particular is very significant. Other epistles were written by John and Peter, and are a beneficial read to get a better understanding of who they were as men.

Everything is wrapped up with the book of Revelation, beloved John's Sunday-tripping fever dream about the end of days. A gripping and interesting read if nothing else, and it gives some historical understanding of what persecuted Christians thought about Nero. It even calls some modern shit outright, like beast mark currencies being used to control and enslave people. John also names the Synagogue of Satan twice in warnings to the churches of Smyrna and Philadelphia (fitting for Americans). The book ends with rage and hope for a "New and Heavenly Jerusalem", indicative of a long-lived man in exile lamenting the (often brutal) deaths of his friends, and the loss of his homeland.

 

[Conspiracy Mawile]

Zoomers discovering the Glory of Christ, maybe the pendulum really is swinging back.

The next generation is gonna be hardcore conservative.

Speaking of fanfiction: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles
Still a classic.

 

[EyeGuy]

I guess David killing a man above his weight category, sending a man to the front lines hoping he'd die so he could bang his wife or harvesting the foreskins of his enemies wasn't exciting enough to illustrate.

He had sex with Bathsheba before he had Uriah killed. David only sent Uriah off to the front lines so he could marry her to cover up the pregnancy, because Uriah wasn't getting the hint that the king *really* wanted him to go home and sleep with his wife.

 

[Begemot]

Are you the same black tranny who flashed Bossman by any chance?

No...no....can you reference a thread for this?

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Lmao, so there's a very real chance we'll get a zoomer sequel to the Council of Nicaea on twitter.

Council of niggeya

 

[TyrasGuard]

I wish they invented something new, or "rediscovered" something else.

At least the scientologists scammed people by talking about chad cosmic beings who could control matter, space and time. All religions, in a way, want you to be a good guy so the means by which they achieve this are maybe are not that important.

 

[Sperghetti]

This is like a reverse version of those “extreme bible study for teens” publications or Christian rock music. Instead of adults trying to repackage religion into a format that they think will make it appealing to youth, it’s youth trying to repackage religion into their preferred format of fandom.

In both cases, you end up with something that feels unsettlingly cheap and cheesy for the subject matter.

 

[AgendaPoster]

We don't have anything against Jesus.

This is accurate and you niggaz reflexively downvoting cause "Muslim" would better read on how much respect there is for Jesus in Islam.
What differs is the divine nature. But Mormons like Welpie also think Jesus is not God, and they don't get nearly as much shit from Westerners because of it.
Islam and Arabs etc. are FINE, as long as they remain in their countries. Much to learn from each other.
Everyone knows "Islam is Right about" some things

 

[Ewan McGregor]

But Mormons like Welpie also think Jesus is not God, and they don't get nearly as much shit from Westerners because of it.

They should.