🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He is beyond desperate to prove he's "moved on" and he keeps trying to come out swinging at other barely relevant e-celebs apropos of nothing to resurrect his flat-lining viewership.

Sad!

 

[Axiom.]

He is beyond desperate to prove he's "moved on" and he keeps trying to come out swinging at other barely relevant e-celebs apropos of nothing to resurrect his flat-lining viewership.

Sad!

To be fair, this is Ralph's MO, whenever he gets a girlfriend that inevitably leaves him. He always has to one up them in some way shape or form the difference is she stayed with ralph even when he realized that nobody can stand him for more than a week.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

What emotion is this???
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“I can’t believe I paid for the girlfriend experience and she’s not going to let me huff her shit off my thumb”

 

[Sam Losco]

I know it's already been compared, but just from what he is showing of her, it does look like the same chick he shared a photo of months ago before Meigh galloped away.

What emotion is this???
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"Did she just slight me?"

 

[stupid!]

Why does this look like a negative?

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[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Something about the pose is cracking me up. It's like he's assumed the position, ready to get gaped on the beach.

 

[Scout Trooper]

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Hello Kitty tattoo on the prostitute.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

What emotion is this???
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me rn

 

[Truly Rural]

So basically Lonely Island: I just had Sex (feat. Gunt) on twitter unironically.

 

[Near]

What emotion is this???
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You're only allowed to watch netflix in my household, bish. And clean up the bottles. No escape. I'm going to vegas.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Why does this look like a negative?
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Something about the pose is cracking me up. It's like he's assumed the position, ready to get gaped on the beach.

What is it about the Gunt that lends itself to the easiest and meanest photoshops ever

 

[Rage Pig]

Non-stop posting either selfies or the prostitute, what a vain and shallow creature.


Still doesn't dare to take his shirt of, fully aware that nobody wants to see the body horror.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nice orange peel hooker, Ralph. A Mexican whore with fat knees, arms and cellulite is probably part of the $2 torta meal deal at his local slop stand.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Nice orange peel hooker, Ralph.

It's all he can afford.

Edit: So looking back I think this look of sex offender disgust is explained now.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Lol, he has her showing of her hooker stamp so we stop saying it's not the same woman. Ethan Ralph is a monogamous whore fucker!

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Lol, he has her showing of her hooker stamp so we stop saying it's not the same woman. Ethan Ralph is a monogamous whore fucker!

For $20 US a head you can force the prostitutes to get matching tattoos. Pretty based if you think about it.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

For $20 US a head you can force the prostitutes to get matching tattoos. Pretty based if you think about it.

Don't give him ideas, or that poor woman will be missing a toe soon.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

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That's the gayest dive ever seen, what a fucking pussy. The water is 6 feet deep at most.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Non-stop posting either selfies or the prostitute, what a vain and shallow creature.
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Do his legs look thinner or is it just that we can see them?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Lol, he has her showing of her hooker stamp so we stop saying it's not the same woman. Ethan Ralph is a monogamous whore fucker!

I'm sure he had a favourite hooker when he was with Meigh, so this checks out.