Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[Fapcop]

Apologies, but I'm cracking up at "she stuck my finger in her mouth...going to church next week." Maybe in a year you'll have a funny story to tell at your wedding.

But seriously, without knowing ages or personalities, I don't know what to say. That was an oddly intimate thing to do, but if she's not a weirdo, then maybe it was just a funny way to break down some barriers.

Do you like her? It reads like you like each other.

She’s very hard not to like. And very attractive.

She told me some really personal stuff the last day before Christmas break, like about losing loved ones, which we both have in common.

But you know how some people are just open books and talk about personal stuff? At first I thought she was one of those. But then she starts telling me how I know all her secrets, so maybe not, idk!

She wrote me about grabbing breakfast tomorrow, so guess we’re doing that.

I’ve been focused on improving myself and work for a while, and not really looking for anyone, so this is all rather unexpected.

 

[suspended animation]

I see some familiar faces and I don't want to shit up any of the gardening threads so what the hell, do any of you lovely ladies have any advice for finding gardening clubs/groups? I ask because every avid gardener I've known has been a woman and every time I'm strolling through nurseries looking for plants I'm the only guy around. I've tried looking online and in person and have had no luck. I miss being with other people who get excited about seed catalogs, and that share ideas they have for growing.

I hate to say it, but Facebook may be your best bet for finding gardening groups. There are tons of local groups in most areas I've checked.

Also, look for local plant stores with lots of positive ratings online (so that you know it's popular), and go there and ask staff about any groups or gatherings. Some of the bigger plant nurseries tend to also do events monthly, or for every holiday.

If you don't already keep up to date with community events, you should. There's plant festivals/ events several times a year usually.

I know I'd be thrilled to meet a partner through gardening (and totally not because I would use him for his 'Thai Constellation' monstera).

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

@Friend of Dorothy Parker The reason I hate being Myopic is because the Bald + Glasses combination is seen as being Soyboy/soyjak, and thus effeminate and often mocked as being leftist.

Is any of that true of you? No? Then don't sweat it.

I'll say this: the number of 6- and 7-figure-earning short, bald, and myopic men I know is more than I can count. Now - I'm not saying money is a measure of everything or even anything; my point is is that being short, bald, and myopic doesn't doom a person to anything.

95% of those short, bald, myopic, successful men I know, btw, are married with families.

As far as being leftist - if that's not something you are or don't want to be perceived as, then it's a non-issue. Stop substituting what you think people think for what real people you encounter actually think, or know of you.

Thus I'm constantly at odds as being viewed as meek, leftist, or effeminate. Also commonly associated with cucks.

Sub 6 inch penis is not enough to satisfy women. They hate it.

As a woman with...a level of experience commensurate with my age (old enough to be your mother, probably), I can tell you that sub-6 is not an automatic death knell.

I know that dick size is a thing many men fixate on. I'm here to tell you that women fixate on it (in any serious way) far less than men do. Don't believe everything you read.

Ngl, people have preferences or affinities. But letting your endowment preempt any enjoyment you think you might find is just nonsense and self-created doom.

Lack of change can be permanent.

This is true. It is also a choice.

She’s very hard not to like. And very attractive.

But you know how some people are just open books and talk about personal stuff? At first I thought she was one of those. But then she starts telling me how I know all her secrets, so maybe not, idk!

She wrote me about grabbing breakfast tomorrow, so guess we’re doing that.

!!!

I’ve been focused on improving myself and work for a while, and not really looking for anyone, so this is all rather unexpected.

I'm excited for you!

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

@Friend of Dorothy Parker The reason I hate being Myopic is because the Bald + Glasses combination is seen as being Soyboy/soyjak, and thus effeminate and often mocked as being leftist. Thus I'm constantly at odds as being viewed as meek, leftist, or effeminate. Also commonly associated with cucks.

Lex Luthor has also worn glasses, agent 47 has worn glasses, you could have a Gendo Ikari demeanor with glasses. The soyjak communist as a stereotype requires a beard and mustache or a neckbeard, you could very well be a cold calculating mf with a clean shaven neck and glasses. Now idk if you're going for women per se but I like to have an intimidating demeanor myself. The cuck part generally requires a lack of an intimidating character, someone who's fragile attention seeking and generally very afraid/conscious of external perception. If those are factors visible in your body language then it might apply.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Do you know how many bald and short men are highly successful?

Seriously. Again, women are more attracted to success and status than they are to looks.

Personally, at my age and stage in life, I have hugely different set of priorities than I did even maybe 7 years ago. I just want a man who is perseverant, takes responsibility, has a job, wants to protect hearth and home. Yeah, that is about it.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Sub 6 inch penis is not enough to satisfy women. They hate it.

If you're a virgin, how the hell do you know this? Porn? When it comes to women thickness is more important than length, unless you have a micropenis or something.

Oh, ho-ho-ho, I am one of these anti-social males being talked about and I can say a bit about it. I do currently have a GF and she is basically the only person I see, otherwise I don't leave my house except to get groceries or other supplies. I don't really feel a need to, it just seems like time that I could have spent on something else.

How do you have a GF if you never go out of the house unless absolutely necessary? You must be good looking and have incredible charisma to attract a woman while living like a hermit.

 

[Shidoen]

Probably not, but it's not like it wouldn't be an advantage.

You gotta mouth don’t you? Stop yapping and just eat some pussy, it’s better for both parties in the long run.

 

[Fapcop]

Fuck porn for spreading all this “gotta be a well hung 7 inch stud! No dick under six inches has ever pleased a woman!” Nonsense.

Seriously. Again, women are more attracted to success and status than they are to looks.

Personally, at my age and stage in life, I have hugely different set of priorities than I did even maybe 7 years ago. I just want a man who is perseverant, takes responsibility, has a job, wants to protect hearth and home. Yeah, that is about it.

It’s all dependent on where you are in life I guess.

But the amount of 4/10 guys I’ve seen who aren’t even particularly rich but just have a job, who run around with a 7/10 or 8/10 on their arm, makes me think that @A Crying Goblin has a much better chance than he doomposts himself into thinking.

 

[Susanna]

But the amount of 4/10 guys I’ve seen who aren’t even particularly rich but just have a job, who run around with a 7/10 or 8/10 on their arm, makes me think that @A Crying Goblin has a much better chance than he doomposts himself into thinking.

Not with this defeatist attitude, he doesn’t. It’s fine to not be perfect. It’s not okay to have no drive to self-improvement.

 

[Fapcop]

Not with this defeatist attitude, he doesn’t. It’s fine to not be perfect. It’s not okay to have no drive to self-improvement.

I mean… If you’ve just given up, you’ve just given up, all the best to you. But you can’t simultaneously complain about the situation.

Again, not a uterus-haver, but it seems to me that persistence and having a drive: Whether for work, or self improvement or heck, a hobby or passion in life, is something most women find attractive.

I’m not saying do you don’t occasionally see stoned hippies and guys who are LAZY, who have a girlfriend, because you do. Though perhaps not often. But they usually seem to be between gfs a lot, or have some other quality to compensate.

 

[DavidS877]

Don't studies show that something like 80% of women don't get any pleasure from penetrative sex. So it seems like those of us with tiny penises do have a chance. Provide we can make up for it in other ways($$$$$$$$$$$$$$)

 

[dick brain]

Don't studies show that something like 80% of women don't get any pleasure from penetrative sex

(X)

I think it's stupid to get hung up on things you can't change, but this is absolute cope.

 

[BirdUp]

Don't studies show that something like 80% of women don't get any pleasure from penetrative sex.

i think healthy straight women are wired to enjoy sex

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Don't studies show that something like 80% of women don't get any pleasure from penetrative sex. So it seems like those of us with tiny penises do have a chance. Provide we can make up for it in other ways($$$$$$$$$$$$$$)

Niger those other ways are fingers, dildoes, massages , tongues ect. For me its cuddling since meds rendered me impotent if i was a men dunno the word for woman. He makes me happy so i am more than happy to make him happy. Plus he is great dad to our kid and gave me a healthy robust son he deserves the blowjob when he asks for it . Money is part of it but more providing a house and less stress about finances since he is a fucking jew when it comes to money and knows how to wield that jewery to make sure all of our needs are met and then some. The man deserves a medal and lots sex if he asks for it. Dont be an asshole and be the man she wants usually works bruv

 

[JamusActimus]

Niger those other ways are fingers, dildoes, massages , tongues ect. For me its cuddling since meds rendered me impotent if i was a men dunno the word for woman. He makes me happy so i am more than happy to make him happy. Plus he is great dad to our kid and gave me a healthy robust son he deserves the blowjob when he asks for it . Money is part of it but more providing a house and less stress about finances since he is a fucking jew when it comes to money and knows how to wield that jewery to make sure all of our needs are met and then some. The man deserves a medal and lots sex if he asks for it. Dont be an asshole and be the man she wants usually works bruv

Take your meds, this post is unhinged.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Take your meds, this post is unhinged.

Hey moid can you fuck off its female zone

 

[Spitz]

I don't want to shit up any of the gardening threads

https://kiwifarms.hk/threads/gardening-and-plant-thread.10883/page-42#post-17194129

Stop by any time, homie. We'll hook you up.

I triple-posted the muhfucka and didn't get yelled at. That's how wholesome it is.

 

[AgendaPoster]

dunno the word for woman

The umbrella medical term is frigidity, although yours seems a somewhat peculiar case purely related to penetration?
It's a funny politically incorrect term too, cause it means cold. I wonder when the feminists will try to change it to something more neutral and boring.

 

[SugarSkullWishes1989]

Quick question: why does a guy have to be autistic to be cheerily enthusiastic about bread? I know it's just a shitpost, but the thought made me laugh.
It's heartwarming, especially in a time of men who think legos are the height of creativity.
(If they were that creative, they would likely spend hundreds of hours on their own sculptures instead of spending thousands recreating the death star. I see people defend legos as just another medium, which would be fine, but they never advocate for/mention any other medium in sculpture. It's usually just used to defend lego addiction.)

Also, the three things you've mentioned are all things I've seen become commodified over the general internet and consumer market, so your interests likely aren't as weird as you think. I think it's easier to believe a hobby or interest is odder than it is because John Q. Public isn't super into it at the moment, and what you see they're into feels alien at times. People still act like comics are this hidden secret. Indie and mainstream.

painting is okay but drawing isn't, for example

Bruh... drawing is the foundation of painting. Have these uncultured swines ever seen da Vinci's sketches?

strong preferences for inks and calligraphy

Off-topic, but what are your opinions on inks? Favorite one in particular, and why? Message me if need be.
(It's hard to find a real person's s opinion that isn't an amazon review or a shitty "dude buys the first handful of dip pen inks and accessories he sees and makes a guide" video.)

 

[Illegal Meme]

What the fuck is this entire thread?

This isn't difficult. Take care of yourself--life some weights, eat right, dress like you care, manage your finances, touch grass.

Get competent at something.

Talk to girls. Create a little tension through teasing and fun disagreeability. Just make plans and invite her along--none of this "well what do you want to do?" bitch shit. Pick up the bill and pay it nonchalantly.

Smile slyly, not cheesy, people-pleaser grins. Women hate that shit.

Be decisive without acting like an asshole.

Slow down in bed--kiss slowly, eat pussy very slowly, fuck slowly. However slow you think is right...slower than that. Savor everything. It's not porn; that shit is fake. Make her feel safe and desired. Tell her she tastes amazing. Like sugar. Learn to use dirty talk sparingly and effectively. And be confident when you do it. Do what you enjoy...while enjoying everything.

Pay attention to what women like. You'll have months or years where it seems like a complete mystery. Then, you'll have an epiphany when you curl her toes and she's eating out of your hand and you'll suddenly realize how easy it was all along.

Figuring out women is a skill you can build; it takes practice and self-awareness, but once you do, it's cruise control from there.