🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Who the fuck is the one on the farthest left side?

That's his first beautiful girlfriend, from the planet Blogzorp in the Fivehead Galaxy.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

that picture makes her look like dellor with long hair

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Now im not saying she isn't a working girl but it's also true that women with nice bodies are very significantly more common outside of the Anglosphere - what you may consider a banging body is basically the default setting in some parts of the world and people underestimate the pull that being white ( and in their mind comparatively rich ) has on people from certain backgrounds. If you're a semi humanoid looking white man and you want to know what it's like to be a woman on Tinder, go to the Philippines.

 

[SargonF00t]

Disney, anime, hello kitty, it's always something infantile and childish Ralph will inevitably use against her if she stays long enough

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She looks like a cross between based mama and May on this pic.

Without Based Mama's magnificent big tits.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

If Ralph fucks this one up, he'll be in a Cartel Vid.

 

[bile demon]

The Vickers will NEVER get over Ralph. He single-handedly ruined that family. Even after he's dead they'll be burning him in effigy every year to ward away his evil spirit. Generations from now Vickers's descendants will be forced to burn offerings of whiskey-soaked Xanax and trash burgers on a pyre decorated with the skull of a pig wearing sunglasses, lest the Bog Hog return to gunt them once more.

The Gunt is to the Vickers clan what Jesus is to Jews.

 

[Braphamut]

If Ralph fucks this one up, he'll be in a Cartel Vid.

Killstream: The Movie II has some real potential.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

If Ralph fucks this one up, he'll be in a Cartel Vid.

Funkytown II: Memphis Beheading Boogaloo

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Now im not saying she isn't a working girl but it's also true that women with nice bodies are very significantly more common outside of the Anglosphere - what you may consider a banging body is basically the default setting in some parts of the world and people underestimate the pull that being white ( and in their mind comparatively rich ) has on people from certain backgrounds. If you're a semi humanoid looking white man and you want to know what it's like to be a woman on Tinder, go to the Philippines.

I’m also sure Ralph bragging and flexing all his micro internet celebrity status and showing off his Gucci purse attracts a certain 3rd world attention.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I ain't saying she's no gold digga,
but she IS hanging with a broke nigga.
Maybe she doesn't know yet?
"What do you mean, senor Ralph? How is it even possible to owe more money is child support than you earn? I thought you had a really good job, top of the sector!"

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Funkytown II: Memphis Beheading Boogaloo

I don't think they go for laurels of Loretta Bobbitt

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I don't think they go for laurels of Loretta Bobbitt

That’d be a different kind of beheading.

 

[hawkisnight]

New guntress looking better than expected. Probably vacuuming money from Ralph. RIP child support payments. It's all going to some random whore

 

[Elmo]

New guntress looking better than expected. Probably vacuuming money from Ralph. RIP child support payments. It's all going to some random whore

Don't worry, Ralph is putting her through "law school", I'm sure it's all for the best. Rozy never had a chance.

 

[Fornicario]

Don't worry, Ralph is putting her through "law school", I'm sure it's all for the best. Rozy never had a chance.

I disagree. Rozy never had a chance with the Kang. Harry may be crazy, but his batting average bodes well for Rozy.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

She is a prostitute. Ethan is paying her for her company.

Has anyone looked into her being a prostitute/escort? She might be just a sugar baby.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

I disagree. Rozy never had a chance with the Kang. Harry may be crazy, but his batting average bodes well for Rozy.

Just getting her away from EOR ups Rozy’s chances of having a pleasant childhood.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Missed this gem on the Killstream account
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Last post is this foot porn, which he retweeted shortly after posting it the first time. That is quite baffling, feet and random strangers and their children are such a banger he has to post them twice within one hour?
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Watching Random strangers kids enjoying Christmas with their family from a distance, is as close as Ralph will ever get to enjoying the holidays with happy children.

Even his own abandoned children would instantly become unhappy and traumatized by his sudden appearance anytime, anywhere. Rozy won’t know why she has intense panic attacks anytime she smells Makers Mark, weed or Modelo for the rest of her life.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Watching Random strangers kids enjoying Christmas with their family from a distance, is as close as Ralph will ever get to enjoying the holidays with happy children.

Let’s be fair that’s the preferred Ralphamale way. He tossed off all the childcare to Meigh and bragged about it. Ralph screaming how he can’t see his kids in person while looking at photos so he can grift off his dumb followers (I can’t see muh kids!) is best for all parties involved, except his retarded paypigs

 

[Um...]

So I just have two questions:

1) how much is she charging his dumb ass, and
2) how long is he planning to keep this ridiculous “lookit mah hot GURLFREND you guys” charade up?

And one observation:

her body language is hilarious. It screams “ewwwwww get away creep!”

One more observation

Two words: that gut. He’s just so repugnant. That poor girl, lol.