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This ugly fat son of a bitch is fucking Finnish Fluttercabbages while you are jerking yourself raw!
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Did some work with UVR and Izotope RX. Here's a somewhat more intelligible clip:
Also, I noticed this barely audible segment after Chris calls her name. Could this be Flutter's voice?
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True but never forget he had to fuck barb his own 80 year old mother and spend two years in jail first.
Who has more dignity?
Holden Cox
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“Allie” seems to be the most reasonable guess so far. Alex/Alice were seemingly just artifacts due to it being recorded from a phone call in a crowded airport. I think the “ing” is probably just a natural affectation. Remember, Chris is an autistic Southerner with a… very unique style of speech.
Maybe it is some obscure “-ing” Finnish name, but I couldn’t find anything on a cursory search. Notably, there’s a number of Finnic girl’s names like “Allie”, e.g. Alli, Aili, Aila, Áile, etc..
Would be funny if the Finnish thing turns out to be one big nothingburger, a prank or plain misdirection from the Praetoids.
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Probably doing it on a bed of money too!
I’d fuck my mother too if I could get this kind of tard luck, but she’s not old and frail so I’m fucked.
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Um...uhh....no. No. No. No. Please God no.
Just.... No. I don't care if she's hot or as frail as a toothpick no!!!! If you're joking this is a very very bad joke.
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Chris basically made all his dreams come true, and it only took bonking Barb.
Just sayin’.
It’s almost as if he signed a deal with the devil or something. “A hot Finnish chick for your duck, your own place to live. A stable source of income without having to lift a finger? Yeah I can do that for you Chris. All you need to do in return is ratchet up your blasphemy to 11 and… Well… How’s Barb these days Chris?”
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Pixar's - The Quest for AWLING.
Wait! What if he was saying "dawling" and it was cut off mid-sentence?
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I’m about ready to go on a trip to Big Island and get some fucking answers. Have we gotten a man on the ground at House of Blue Heart yet?
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no one really cares enough about Chris to do that yet.
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Could it be "Ellen"? It would make the -ng a little more explainable, and I could see Chris pronouncing an 'E' like an 'A'.
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Honestly I think the "deal with the devil" that made Chris who he is happened 30 years ago when he won that damn sonic contest.
Mr morningstar: hello child do you like this gift? The world treating you like a prince, you have tons of toys to play with and not a care in the world..I can make everyday of your life like this if you just say yes...well that and...agree to be a profane blasphemier when you're all grown up and do a few..horrible things that will make you irredeemable in the eyes of your fellow man and even...him...the one I can't even say by name. All you have to do is say yes and you'll be a child forever even as your body ages and grows ugly and haggard. Go on I need an answer child.
And Chris said...
"I just won."
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Holden Cox
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That’s a good point. It’s not unprecedented either, see: Julie -> Julay, could be Ellen -> Allen/Alling
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That Deal With the Devil speech I got chills due to how horrifying it was till I got to the last line where I realized,this is Chris.
But yeah. Speaking of Deals with the Devil,I wonder if Geno made one inadvertently with all those Sonichu Medallions he is selling?
Before I was thinking of dressing up as Chris-Chan when the Sonic Movie was coming out but seeing the kinda shit that happens to those who follow too close to Chris,I am glad I didn't put that evil on me.
ummiball
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This might be a (very) long shot but could Flutter’s name be Eelanor? Chris could have shortened it to Ellie when talking to her at the airport
This individual follows Chris on Duolingo and their avatar looks a bit like her. Her username is also Finnaeel which could lend credibility to the Finnish theory?
She’s learning English alongside a bunch of other courses which suggests English isn’t her native/first language.
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This individual follows Chris on Duolingo and their avatar looks a bit like her. Her username is also Finnaeel which could lend credibility to the Finnish theory?
She’s learning English alongside a bunch of other courses which suggests English isn’t her native/first language.
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There is a (not particularly common, but would make sense with her approximate age) name "Aisling", which properly would be pronounced "ASH-lin", but seeing as Chris is a retard I could easily see him pronouncing it as "ASH-ling", "AY-ling", "AL-ing", etc.
For my part, I think it's most likely him simply sperging Ally/Allie/Ellie. I also hear "Ellen", but that would be extremely unlikely considering her age.
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Why?
Helen is a possibility too.
It would be very unlikely that she would be called Aisling if she is from Finland. Obviously I can’t speak for everyone from there but they tend to favor their uniquely Finnish names.
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It's not impossible of course, and I'm going off of my mainly Murica-based name trend knowledge. If she is around 30-ish, something with the nickname Allie (Alexandra/Alexis/Alison/etc.) is more likely than a Helen/Ellen/Eleanor. There's obviously not zero people around that age with those names though.
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If she is Finnish then your murica name based trend knowledge is well, useless.
Unless there are loads of Virpis, Piritas and Karolas in the US.
As for the non traditional Finnish names, quite classical names are popular, e.g. Isabella and Sophia or variations of.