🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Douglas Mortimer]

The body language analysis is spot on @Um...

He's also barely taller than a mexican woman

that's sad

 

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ]

If Ralph fucks this one up, he'll be in a Cartel Vid.

Killing gringos it's a big No, no, to the narco (also, I don't know what Cartels are in control there), you don't want the Amerikkkan government breathing down your neck.
My theory is that 1. She's an escort or 2. She's a dumb gold digger (and escort) who believes that she found herself a rich juait ugly american

 

[Sam Losco]

Congrats Ralph. You finally got a girl to take pictures with that is shorter than you without crouching.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Two words: that gut. He’s just so repugnant. That poor girl, lol.

Tiny flappy arms, tiny toothpick legs, no chest, big ole gunt, enormous head. The man is built like a muppet lmao.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Tiny flappy arms, tiny toothpick legs, no chest, big ole gunt, enormous head. The man is built like a muppet lmao.

Muppet is too kind, he's built like a Jeff Dunham dummy.

 

[Tiger Jack]

I wonder how long it'll be before she realizes getting a green card isn't on the table?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I wonder how long it'll be before she realizes getting a green card isn't on the table?

Well Ralph also does not wear condoms because his penis is too small so there’s a good chance she’ll land herself an anchor baby

 

[Internet Inquisitor]

Well Ralph also does not wear condoms because his penis is too small so there’s a good chance she’ll land herself an anchor baby

El bebé demonio Google translate, can't into Spanish Thread is on the horizon. The sektur board will become /x/ when the gunted chupacabra walks the earth, draining horses of their available credit and hollering like a Pig/Goblin hybrid.

 

[Rage Pig]

The duality of Gunt

1. The pistol / reddit bugman pointing fingers


2. The Gladiator

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That child-sized vest on his gunt. There should be a Ralph Posting His Ls thread.

 

[SargonF00t]

Ralph's physiognomy is so fucked, that even with skinny arms and legs, he still has that fat pumpkin head

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The body language analysis is spot on @Um...

He's also barely taller than a mexican woman

that's sad

Mexico might actually be the solution for short white guys like Ralph. Average height for a woman there is 5'1". Even a manlet can feel like a king.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The duality of Gunt

1. The pistol / reddit bugman pointing fingers
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2. The Gladiator
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Best buddies with the cabin boy Pedro, who is paid to make sure fat white ppl don’t fall out of the bumper boat while they drive in a few slow circles.

Some people get to spend Christmas with their kids, Gunt is lucky to have a Pedro.

I can’t even remember what misery Gunt put his wife and daughter through on what would be their only Christmas together. Pretty sure it involved threatening Rozy’s grandparents and stealing Harry’s credit card. Then again Harry held an amazing Christmas charity auction of Gunt’s few earthly possessions. That was Xmas magic.

 

[Pomniman]

El bebé demonio

La Luz Extinguido

 

[Scout Trooper]

So I just have two questions:
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1) how much is she charging his dumb ass, and
2) how long is he planning to keep this ridiculous “lookit mah hot GURLFREND you guys” charade up?

And one observation:
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her body language is hilarious. It screams “ewwwwww get away creep!”

One more observation
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Two words: that gut. He’s just so repugnant. That poor girl, lol.

Nothing says "we're in love" more than the woman mashing her lips into a disgusted grimace and reflexively putting up her elbow to push away from the man and his pendulous gutsack.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

Killing gringos it's a big No, no, to the narco (also, I don't know what Cartels are in control there), you don't want the Amerikkkan government breathing down your neck.
My theory is that 1. She's an escort or 2. She's a dumb gold digger (and escort) who believes that she found herself a rich juait ugly american

I doubt she's an escort. I've been going through escort sites in Mexico (MilEroticos), searching in Yucatan, and Estado de Mexico (where she studied), and haven't seen someone who looks similar to her (although I'm trying to match tattoos). Although I haven't checked Escort Agencies.

Mexico might actually be the solution for short white guys like Ralph. Average height for a woman there is 5'1". Even a manlet can feel like a king.
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Crazier thing is that indigenous women tend to be shorter than creole women. I've met a few that are shorter than 5ft.

 

[veritarded]

If she isn't a prostitute, then there is something horribly wrong with her

Notice the Hello Kitty tattoo on the lower left foot

the hello kitty tattoo alone tells me that she’s at least a little bit crazy you’d have to be to date ethan ralph

i fully believe that ralph and the killstream señorita both read faith’s schizo DM and laughed at it, and that she is enjoying this bitter ex drama.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I doubt she's an escort. I've been going through escort sites in Mexico (MilEroticos), searching in Yucatan, and Estado de Mexico (where she studied), and haven't seen someone who looks similar to her (although I'm trying to match tattoos). Although I haven't checked Escort Agencies.

What about Sugar daddy websites

 

[JohnnyGringo]

What about Sugar daddy websites

Haven't checked, nor know any of them, but a quick google search does show a couple of websites. I might check it out later. (If anyone wants to start, SugardaddyMexico.com shows some promise. You're able to check the photos without seeing the filter by clicking "Open Image in New Tab" without having to create an account).

i fully believe that ralph and the killstream señorita both read faith’s schizo DM and laughed at it, and that she is enjoying this bitter ex drama.

What Mexican woman doesn't enjoy chisme (Gossip)?

 

[FiveStarAce]

So I just have two questions:
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1) how much is she charging his dumb ass, and
2) how long is he planning to keep this ridiculous “lookit mah hot GURLFREND you guys” charade up?

And one observation:
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her body language is hilarious. It screams “ewwwwww get away creep!”

One more observation
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Two words: that gut. He’s just so repugnant. That poor girl, lol.

To quote David Lynch: "It is, such a sadness."

Ralphs big "winning" smile while filling the world of other people with such misery... Just... magnifique.