Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[curbside2]

Literal fanfiction. Good to know any retard can make up a creative story and provide a grand total of zero evidence besides “trust me, bro” and everybody will believe it as fact. Shit like this is why there are so many people trying to spoil the fun by chasing him off the internet. People can’t just enjoy the show they have to fanfic and make up all sorts of exaggerated nonsense that people will just blindly believe without any evidence. It’s why we have morons throwing conniption fits and trying to “punish” him for shit that clearly didn’t actually happen like pissing on a deer or whatever nonsense

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1119260079436089&extid=NS-UNK-UNK-UNK-IOS_GK0T-GK1C&

Cobes basically confirmed that it's true. I actually feel sorry for Josh here. Him going sicko and disappointing his family has made him hate himself. If he was anyone but Cobes then I'd worry about suicide based on his language.

 

[Slim Boglim]

What

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1119260079436089&extid=NS-UNK-UNK-UNK-IOS_GK0T-GK1C&

Cobes basically confirmed that it's true. I actually feel sorry for Josh here. Him going sicko and disappointing his family has made him hate himself. If he was anyone but Cobes then I'd worry about suicide based on his language.

What part of anything he said in that video “basically confirms” Reddit’s creative writing assignment? He said he freaked out on his family for politely getting cut off from drinking. Thats not at all the same as the claims made in their “trust me bro I got the inside scoop” post

 

[Eyesore City]

Retard ruins family holiday party. Autists argue online if it's the parent's, society, or individual,'s fault. Reddit circle jerks itself into a lather.

Truly a Christmas miracle.

 

[curbside2]

What

What part of anything he said in that video “basically confirms” Reddit’s creative writing assignment? He said he freaked out on his family for politely getting cut off from drinking. Thats not at all the same as the claims made in their “trust me bro I got the inside scoop” post

I guess if you’re autistic you can’t see how well they match up. Sorry.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I guess if you’re autistic you can’t see how well they match up. Sorry.

Stick to Reddit, chum. Everything in the post was what he said in his original video, there was no new information aside from him apparently offering booze to minors. You’d know this if you watched his videos and not just read whatever nonsense Reddit thread or retarded clip channel you skim through. His new video doesn’t “confirm” anything besides what was already “confirmed” before the Reddit post.

Josh’s video: I got in shit because I went out for a smoke and they asked me not to drink anymore so I got mad because I wasn’t planning on drinking more and started a fight.

Reddit story after his video: Josh got in shit because he went out for a smoke and was asked nicely not to drink and then he was asking minors to try his booze which led to a fight

Josh’s latest video: I want to apologize for my family. I got in shit because I went out for a smoke and they asked me to stop drinking and I got mad because I wasn’t planning to drink more so I started a fight.

Redditors: YOOOO BASICALLY CONFIRMED BRO HE CONFIRMED IT! BRO HE CONFIRMED THE RESDIT THREAD BRO!!!!!!111

Confirmed what you fucking moron? The information that was available before the Reddit post went up?

 

[curbside2]

Stick to Reddit, chum. Everything in the post was what he said in his original video, there was no new information aside from him apparently offering booze to minors. You’d know this if you watched his videos and not just read whatever nonsense Reddit thread or retarded clip channel you skim through. His new video doesn’t “confirm” anything besides what was already “confirmed” before the Reddit post.

Josh’s video: I got in shit because I went out for a smoke and they asked me not to drink anymore so I got mad because I wasn’t planning on drinking more and started a fight.

Reddit story after his video: Josh got in shit because he went out for a smoke and was asked nicely not to drink and then he was asking minors to try his booze which led to a fight

Josh’s latest video: I want to apologize for my family. I got in shit because I went out for a smoke and they asked me to stop drinking and I got mad because I wasn’t planning to drink more so I started a fight.

Redditors: YOOOO BASICALLY CONFIRMED BRO HE CONFIRMED IT! BRO HE CONFIRMED THE RESDIT THREAD BRO!!!!!!111

Confirmed what you fucking moron? The information that was available before the Reddit post went up?

I'm just JOSHING you, pal.

Edit: Also, I didn't read anything you wrote. Good job wasting all that effort.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I'm just JOSHING you, pal.

Edit: Also, I didn't read anything you wrote. Good job wasting all that effort.

Oh you definitely read it. You just have don’t have a rebuttal so you’re trying to be smug and cute about it. Well I got news for you, champ. Nobody asked you to be cute

 

[curbside2]

Oh you definitely read it. You just have don’t have a rebuttal so you’re trying to be smug and cute about it. Well I got news for you, champ. Nobody asked you to be cute

Nah, I just trigger faggots.

 

[bonified retard]

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[curbside2]

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I got board and started to look at what they have in Casper to do, and, My fuckin’ god, kind of wish cobra did reviews of local places since Jeffery star has a store in town. Jesus Christ, kind of like to see cobra’s reaction to it. God, they even have food there. He could do a food review of Jeffery star’s jerky.

 

[Slim Boglim]

I got board and started to look at what they have in Casper to do, and, My fuckin’ god, kind of wish cobra did reviews of local places since Jeffery star has a store in town. Jesus Christ, kind of like to see cobra’s reaction to it. God, they even have food there. He could do a food review of Jeffery star’s jerky.
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Now I’m just picturing the most rootin and tootin god fearing Wyoming cowboy boomer frequenting the place for jerky and averting their eyes to the rest lest they catch the gay

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Now I’m just picturing the most rootin and tootin god fearing Wyoming cowboy boomer frequenting the place for jerky and averting their eyes to the rest lest they catch the gay

I miss when cobra put on that horrible eyeliner. He could go there and buy some truly “goth” make up lol

 

[bathtubcosby]

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That water drinking is very performative. There is clearly no desire here from Cobra to get better. That is most definitely not what's up.

 

[Bogliacci]

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He apologizes and then immediately undermines his apology never change cobes

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Fishtank thread is here

mdnwu

 

[Gremperor]

Yes, because he is literally a retard.

The idea that a literal retard working a fast food job should be anything more than below average is the cope here.

The idea that a literal retard should be handling peoples food is retarded to be fair.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The idea that a literal retard should be handling peoples food is retarded to be fair.

Remember when he mixed up the sweeten and unsweetened teas. Lol.

 

[Ponzo]

I got board and started to look at what they have in Casper to do, and, My fuckin’ god, kind of wish cobra did reviews of local places since Jeffery star has a store in town. Jesus Christ, kind of like to see cobra’s reaction to it. God, they even have food there. He could do a food review of Jeffery star’s jerky.
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I think the Jeffree Star guy sold his 13 million hidden hills mansion in Cali and bought a ranch around Casper and has yaks and camels and shit and makes his own jerky

Star Yak Ranch​

6420 Star Creek Rd, Casper, WY 82609

 

[Cataloons]

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I honesty think that when he posts this kind of stuff that he really does mean it... in the moment that he says it. Of course he's going to ADD onto another issue, or opinion, or drama, or bottle of hooch, immediately after he says it. I'm not sure that it's deliberate, but it certainly pathological. It's like he has no object permanence.