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Found a Bobjack in the wild, from a Game of Thrones fanpage:
seems appropriate for Bob:
seems appropriate for Bob:
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Apart from when it comes to the number of women Bob’s slept with, that is.Found a Bobjack in the wild, from a Game of Thrones fanpage:
seems appropriate for Bob:
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Considering his thoughts on power existing because it should be abused, like he said when people talked about James Gunn using his new position at WB to give his friends and family work, you just know if Bob was a king he would enact Prima Nocta. If he had succeeded in becoming a Hollywood producer there'd probably be more stories about him than Harvey Weinstein.Apart from when it comes to the number of women Bob’s slept with, that is.
Example #N as to why Moviebob doesn't like children in general.
You don't matter as much as you think you do, Bob. Give up.
How many of the Leftist wokescolds know that the Statue of Liberty came from France? (More importantly, how many of those same Leftist wokescolds even care about the Statue of Liberty in the first place?)
Go fuck yourself, Bob.
Here's a Japanese word for "useless, shut-in dork": ムーヴィーボブ.
So are you saying that English doesn't have just as many (if not more) terms for "useless shut-in dork"?
Couldn't have said it any better myself.English does have a word for "useless shut-in dork," and that word is "Moviebob."
I'm not sure social media turned Moviebob into a monster. I'm found myself coming to the conclusion that Moviebob was a monster long before social media became commonplace.
Not millions, Positron. Ruining Moviebob's fyuuchaa benefits billions of people.
Among other fiends whom, if described as "scum of the Earth", would be an insult to algae.
Time to dig in to the Moviebob
Unless God can single-handedly cast 539 electoral votes in U.S. elections, then the Almighty One doesn't appoint anyone into the role of U.S. President. It wasn't the case with Obama, it wasn't the case with Trump, and is sure as FUCK! isn't the case with Biden.
I'm of the opinion that there is literally no such thing as an educated Democrat. If the people were properly educated, they wouldn't become Democrats in the first place.
The Democrats still want to own you. If you're part of the Vote Blue No Matter Who cult, you're voting for your own political and financial slavery.
Not only that, slavery's been around forever--and it still exists.It is your fellow Africans' fault that your ancestors were own by white people.
Dismissive, condescending comments are Moviebob's specialty!
Screw the idea of "being anywhere near any school"; why are fiends like @HeatherThomasAF allowed to be anywhere near anyone under the age of 21?
Apparently, Moviebob and its ilk do.
Wouldn't doubt it.Jokes is on you Tony: the grandparents will very likely outlive their blue-haired non-binary grandchildren!
One film I recall paralleling this plot is 1986's Soul Man, as per the Internet Movie Database:
To achieve his dream of attending Harvard, a pampered teen poses as a young black man to receive a full scholarship.
Which is why Moviebob isn't a comedian. Rarely any of Bob's verbal diarrhea makes anyone intelligent laugh--unless, of course, Bob's saying something such as "I am smarter than..."
Unfortunately this works in real life. A daughter of a successful doctor, who has attended private prep school, cheated her way into Rhode Scholarship by pretending to be a sexually abused "low-income" fosterling.One film I recall paralleling this plot is 1986's Soul Man, as per the Internet Movie Database: "To achieve his dream of attending Harvard, a pampered teen poses as a young black man to receive a full scholarship."
The joke is a little sketch about football coaches trying to assembled the Fellowship of the Ring. Robert thinks he's clever with his "fantasy football" quip, but as the person below replies, British company Games Workshop already created that with their Blood Bowl line of toys.
One day, assuming you don't 41% yourselves, all of you will be old too. And you will have nobody. That day is coming sooner than you'd like to think. What will you do then?
Which areas of study, specifically, would be prohibited? A conservative-dominated college sounds like it pursue the objective truth. Are you worried what the truth might show? That your myths might be unmade?
1.4K views, 15 likes, 4 retweets. I'd say your future is already ruined, fatso.
hell, Bob is the kind of idiot who would slobber over Undersecretary Dolores Jane Umbridge's high heels, because SHE WILL HAVE ORDER. FRIENDO! And she'll also get rid of those filthy{1} Moviebob's correct here. Führer Hillary would have driven America off a cliff at top speed.
{2} Just ask Seth Rich about who'd take a bullet for America; sure as fuck ain't Hillary.
{3} If initial reation to New York University's stage production titled Her Opponent is accurate, a male running on Hillary's platform would have been annihilated by a female using Trump's.
{4} If memory serves, Bernie did endorse Hillary.
Bob understands Hillary shockingly well considering what a moron he is. It must have something to do with being on the same mental wavelength as her.Time to dig in to the MoviebobFührer Hillary Vault:
Moviebob, 2015.12.18: "I'm 'Team Clinton' [...] I relish the pain [her] success causes our mutual nemeses."
Moviebob, 2016.03.02: "[Hillary Clinton] will [...] NOT drive the country into a wall like the other candidate will. I don’t vote for candidates, I vote for probable outcomes. [...] I don’t really give a toss if she’s ‘nice.’" {1}
Moviebob, 2016.07.17: "Dtereotype [sic] of Hillary Clinton for decades has been that she’s an 'I know what’s best for you' headmistress type Liberal. [...] how does someone with even a sliver of that outlook NOT feel 100% vindicated in their assessment?"
Moviebob, 2016.09.26: "...I've always 'liked' Hillary because I hope The Right is [...] right about her. I WANT a president who'll cross any line to force this slow-witted country to get its shit together..."
Moviebob, 2017.03.10: "[Hillary] Clinton is 'Moral Gray Area' personified, but by the end of all this she's going to look like Joan of Arc. [...] any Democrat seeking real power/advancement will have to kiss the ring and 'acknowledge' that she 'took a bullet' for party/country." {2}
Moviebob, 2017.05.09: "[Hillary] Clinton campaigned as thought [sic] white working-class men were no longer an electorally meaningful demographic. [...] a man running with the exact same record and campaign would've won in a walk..." {3}
Moviebob, 2019.04.16: "An actual president of MY disposition openly taking on Red America is a pipe dream. [...] and [Hillary] Clinton's OPEN antagonism appealed strongly to me."
Moviebob, 2019.05.01: "I'm a fan of most of [Elizabeth Warren’s] policies. […] I don’t think she […] has the same SEETHING visceral pure-straight hatred for the obsolscents that was Hillary’s one genuinely extra-endearing feature. My hopes of getting to actually WATCH the lights go out in Garbage America’s metaphorical eyes ended with Clinton’s loss..."
Moviebob, 2019.10.19: "I genuinely believe that Hillary [Clinton] pure straight *HATED* Trump Country and understood that it’s [sic] collapse is part of the nation’s evolution into a better version of itself..."
Moviebob, 2020.04.11: "No one but Hillary had any shot at that nomination in 2016 and [...] she'd have been The One [...] if Bernie had stepped back and endorsed her instead." {4}
Moviebob, 2020.04.27: "One of the few [...] reasons I had to be [...] 'excited' for Hillary [Clinton] was […] a not-insubstantial part if [sic] her was *itching* for an excuse to rain hell's fury..."
Moviebob, 2020.05.13: "Hillary [Clinton]'s proposals of 'Teaching people whose blue collar jobs were made obsolete by technology to code […]' was [...] among the reasons I had FOR trusting her."
Moviebob, 2020.10.02: "Y'all could've covered [Donald Trump] like an impending disaster in 2016 instead [...] 'Hillary's emails'..."
{1} Moviebob's correct here. Führer Hillary would have driven America off a cliff at top speed.
{2} Just ask Seth Rich about who'd take a bullet for America; sure as fuck ain't Hillary.
{3} If initial reation to New York University's stage production titled Her Opponent is accurate, a male running on Hillary's platform would have been annihilated by a female using Trump's.
{4} If memory serves, Bernie did endorse Hillary.
But she's still not going to fBob understands Hillary shockingly well considering what a moron he is. It must have something to do with being on the same mental wavelength as her.
For those unaware, Bob just compared Shimo to The New Schmoo. Which was basically Scooby Doo, but if Scooby Doo was replaced with a blobby shapeshifter the color of a klansman's hood. Not to be confused with Barbapapa which incidentally is what the French call "cotton candy" (literal translation: father's beard).
I too clapped when I saw the Monster Hunter version of an axolotl.
Starfield was shit, but it still amuses me anytime Bob thinks he can dunk on people by saying "You don't matter in the real world." Especially ones who get way more views than he was ever capable of. His irrelevance is keeping him safe from being a real target like Boogie or Ethan Ralph, but it's also what causes him to give our favorite takes.
It will look great mounted on a wall with all the other monsters I slew.I too clapped when I saw the Monster Hunter version of an axolotl.
The Chipmans really are a repulsive breed. I'm starting to see why a guy with an engineering degree who probably makes decent money had to settle for a 2 instead of ending up a permanent virgin like his retard older brother.![]()
I think this troll picture looks better if the hideous monster's skin is more green.
Bob is trying to dunk on conservatism being sex-negative kink-shamers and also dunking on "hypocrites" with kinks in the conservative political movement. This of course has roots in Bob's Catholic edumacation which Bob despised and thus he thinks any MAGAnaiseghoulen with a kink is just showing their true "evil" colors.Even if "trad subculture" were mostly a sexual kink, why should progressive liberal Thinkers have a problem with it? Kinkshaming is suddenly cool again?
Tony Skidmark is being sarcastic BUT ALSO completely dead-ass serious. He and Bob literally think that the point of A Christmas Carol was anti-capitalism.
the sad part of that is both Chippa and Sarah thought they could do better halfway through their dating life and broke up, and then realized nobody else would have them and "settled".The Chipmans really are a repulsive breed. I'm starting to see why a guy with an engineering degree who probably makes decent money had to settle for a 2 instead of ending up a permanent virgin like his retard older brother.
Scrooge was a usurer. This means that in modern America, Scrooge would probably be a donor to his local Democratic party, though obviously not on the scale of a big time usurer like Larry Fink, who Scrooge would only be able to envy and admire. Of course, the version of a Christmas Carol I usually see around Christmas is the musical with Albert Finney (with Alec Guiness doing a turn as Marley). I remember all the local small business capitalists were happy when he died in the Ghost of Christmas Future's vision, because it meant their debts all died with him. Here's the scene where they all cheer as one of them tears up his debt ledger.Tony Skidmark is being sarcastic BUT ALSO completely dead-ass serious. He and Bob literally think that the point of A Christmas Carol was anti-capitalism.
oh yeah the 1970 Scrooge is great. The other version I really like is the 1984 A Christmas Carol starring George C. Scott and The Equalizer (Edward Woodward) as The Ghost of Christmas Present. And yes, I remember that scene. Heck I think the entirety of Scrooge is on Youtube. The Hell scene is particularly amusing.Scrooge was a usurer. This means that in modern America, Scrooge would probably be a donor to his local Democratic party, though obviously not on the scale of a big time usurer like Larry Fink, who Scrooge would only be able to envy and admire. Of course, the version of a Christmas Carol I usually see around Christmas is the musical with Albert Finney (with Alec Guiness doing a turn as Marley). I remember all the local small business capitalists were happy when he died in the Ghost of Christmas Future's vision, because it meant their debts all died with him. Here's the scene where they all cheer as one of them tears up his debt ledger.