🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[yoursavior]

Cole shouldn't have been kicked (actualy he is an actor, its all fake) but if you can't admit how much of a faggot he was being upstairs after being coddled all day, it is over for you. (that was an act too though, its all fake)

Oh I'm not denying his crybaby thing was pathetic, but I don't think he was entirely wrong for calling out the production as lazy and rehashing bits.

 

[Noble Redditor]

This seems like the dumbest fucking reason to kick your most popular guy.

Well this at least sets a precedent that there are actually consequences for blatantly breaking rules. It's at least fair. All the fish talked about season 1 days ago and they were warned for it. Cole took it to another level yesterday and was punished for it.

Jet saying that Letty got Cole removed from the tank is so unbelievably gay. He needs to stop fucking talking.

 

[Blackstar]

 

[Blitzsneed]

With Cole gone I really can't care about season 2 anymore, all the interesting fish have left, and the only left I enjoy is Shinji, a guy that doesn't do anything for most of the day.

Same here. There were several instances that made me seethe (the pizza shit at day 1, making the same mistakes like S1 and other various fuck-ups), because I really liked the show and hoped that they will somehow bounce back. But at this point, I don't really care anymore. I doubt that they're going to break even this time and I feel sorry for Ben and Sam (even if he should've tardwrangled the wiggers a lot more). The contestants needed a crash course on OPSEC and name changes of contestants in the show should've been planned out and enforced. But that's out of the window now.

I stopped watching, and thanking God that I'm not wasting the rest of my time. I'll still browse and lurk to catch maybe occasional highlights but no one, absolutely no one left in there can carry the show right now. Especially right after they did a group therapy session that made them all come across as unlikable cunts.

but I don't think he was entirely wrong for calling out the production as lazy and rehashing bits.

Well put. Unless they're doing a 180, it's all about cutting losses now. If it will continue like this, there won't be a S3. Big ups in advance to the people still posting updates here.
EDIT: They did an 180 by bringing more fish. We're so back.

 

[meowpilled]

What a mess.

 

[Kong Strong]

Season 1 had its ups and downs but I was never completely disinterested in it like I am with S2 right now. The wiggers need to put their 4 brain cells together and figure out a way to save the show.

I was pretty checked out after they kicked Jon out tbh, I had no clue letty would go on to carry the entire show

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

They finally added basic features like highlighting the current cam and showing its field of view. It removes a lot of the confusion while switching cameras. Very late though. They're clearly designing the site as the show goes on. S1 UI was much more intuitive right from the beginning and here we had to wait 11 days for such a basic thing.

 

[Noble Redditor]

the pizza shit at day 1

This was intentional. I don't think Jet got pizza to dox the house intentionally but he wanted to make it clear early on that doxing wasn't a threat this season. And that's one thing they got right. They probably talked to the police before the show started and let them know what's going on.

 

[Forest Person]

Some context as to why Brian is chained in the Dog House room:

- Brian and his ex-girlfriend, Caroline(?), continued to bicker about their relationship.

- Production announces a new "beef" event where anyone can ring the bell in the Dog House room if they have a "beef" with another Fish.
- The conflicting parties must settle their beef via a competition, the loser of which must be chained in the doghouse and stay there for a predetermined number of house. This plastic chain affixes to the Fish's neck with a collar. The chain is designed to be breakable, if the chained Fish breaks it under non-emergency conditions they will be kicked off the show. Additionally, the Winner of the competition must treat the loser like their dog, so walks to the bathroom are permitted (on all fours).


Brian and Caroline's beef competition was that they both must find a Fish of the opposite sex who would consent to a kiss with them. None of the uninvolved Fish were aware of this specific competition stipulation. Whoever does this first will win the beef. Suffice to say, Caroline won by asking Shinji to kiss her. Unknown to everyone at first, Goldstriker instructed Trisha (the only remaining female who would possibly kiss Brian) to refuse a kiss from Brian, cementing Brian's loss before he knew it. Brian spent the night chained in the doghouse, Caroline later spent about an ~hour arguing with Brian in the doghouse until Vance came up and told them to stop.

 

[Kane lives in death]

Even if they save the season like S1 i cant stop being sad that we are just not gonna get kino on the level of the first 5 days.

You know if Summer was a little less fucking insane and the 9 plants stopped with the stupid MDE references(to stop the big revelation from happening on the first week) they could have keep riding that high.
Maybe thats just asking a lot from the fish and thats why the 9 fans 1 normie idea was flawed from the start, but its still sad.

edit: whatever is in the attic, better hope its a nuclear bait and switch mindfuck on the level of the idubbbz interview, i guess we are talking about Sam so theres a chance .

 

[Giant Machine]

Because Cole was dumb enough to use his real name on Fishtank, and said his dad did metalwork, a very basic google search lead me to the family business. http://www.metalworksar.com/
Coincidentally, the business

Cole's dad, Damon

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Cole's mom, and former Mrs. Arkansas International 2017 First Runner-Up, Angie
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Some family photos taken from mom and dad's Facebook pages
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Cole in 11th grade
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The closest I've seen to the Pooner Cole picture.
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And Cole with the dirtiest 'stache
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They recently purchased a lovely 5 bedroom, 3 bathroom McMansion for $600k

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/13606-County-Farm-Rd-Little-Rock-AR-72223/343911_zpid/

He's laughing at the poors all the way home.

A loving family. Explains Sam's seething and sneeding over Cole.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

They selected amongst MDE fans and had a rule that people couldn’t talk about Season 1.

If they wanted to rush S2, now would’ve been the time to have some kind of live qualifier event involving 100 or so candidates to create a shortlist of 25. Then vet the shortlist and either start with 10, or have the show start with 25 and get it down to 10 on the first night with a dramatic event. I can just see Goldstriker saying “well we only have 10 beds” and then announces how it gets cut to 10.

They needed to model it after a Fraternity rush/pledge process.

This shit was destined to fail.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I'm actually retarded for ever thinking that Jet had anything even close to a long-term plan.

I disagree
I think he had a plan in place: tell every fish they’re the insider and see how they interact for a season thinking they’re the only one who knows anything. The issue is anyone could see how this could get blown up in any number of ways and it seems like they had no backup plans at all other than martial arts and rehashing old bits.

 

[curbside2]

Again, not sure if fake, but funny nonetheless. Zoomers seething over Google searches.
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Edit: This is most likely real
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Double Edit: It was in response to a picture of his mom lol
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It’s funny how he got bent out of shape like this but was more than happy to use the name Nina.

 

[Izayoi_godtime]

Cole's life sounds like it is in a much better spot than Letty's was, so him choosing to stay and endure that torture would have been retarded. The autist just hoped to make friends and ended up everyone hating him.

he made a girl-friend, JC, his chink wife.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Oh the topic of rehashing old bits: nobody gives a fuck if you're going to continue to watch. This same exact thing happened in s1 and you stupid dorks did the same shit, and then came crawling back. Give it a rest ffs

 

[Kong Strong]

Oh the topic of rehashing old bits: nobody gives a fuck if you're going to continue to watch. This same exact thing happened in s1 and you stupid dorks did the same shit, and then came crawling back. Give it a rest ffs

Last season had a Letty that carried the show, no one expected her to. This season is scripted melodrama and that is all that is left. People would have been right about last season too if Letty hadn't popped off. You can't have a show that is 8 people sitting in a circle being friendly but bored

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Letty did not singlehandedly carry the show lol, tbh the freeloaders did the heavy lifting. The camping challenge fucking sucked till lance showed up and mogged the whole house. The Damiel had his flip out, then you had Simmons breaking the fishtank, all of airsoft Fatty's shit, Betty's unhinged stay. Letty has her moments but she wasn't THE SHOW. You guys have awful memory.
Edit: and she did scripted shit from the producers lmao, the big one I remember is her destroying Jon's Bible.

 

[Pathos]

Oh I'm not denying his crybaby thing was pathetic, but I don't think he was entirely wrong for calling out the production as lazy and rehashing bits.

Yeah in my inane ramblings I forgot that at the end of the day, cole had a point and it was ultimately the staff's responsibility to be on top of things and prevent these "back to the corner" situations.

Same here. There were several instances that made me seethe (the pizza shit at day 1, making the same mistakes like S1 and other various fuck-ups), because I really liked the show and hoped that they will somehow bounce back. But at this point, I don't really care anymore. I doubt that they're going to break even this time and I feel sorry for Ben and Sam (even if he should've tardwrangled the wiggers a lot more).

I would like to think that we will have a season 3 because its such a unique thing to bring to life and we've seen how it could potentially be great with different fish and different house layouts. But season 2 is the learning experience that season 1 should have been. I hope Jet stops trying to use the “by the cuff” excuse when he really means he’s being lazy. We’ve got funds, invest in props for fun creative challenges! Don’t fucking resort to using spare carboard or fitness gear you already had lying around in the basement!!

 

[Kong Strong]

Letty did not singlehandedly carry the show lol, tbh the freeloaders did the heavy lifting. The camping challenge fucking sucked till lance showed up and mogged the whole house. The Damiel had his flip out, then you had Simmons breaking the fishtank, all of airsoft Fatty's shit, Betty's unhinged stay. Letty has her moments but she wasn't THE SHOW. You guys have awful memory.
Edit: and she did scripted shit from the producers lmao, the big one I remember is her destroying Jon's Bible.

Simmons was before Jon getting kicked out, fatty was a net negative, he just walked around peaking the mics and that was the totality of his contribution. Damiel was a non entity due to literally just pretending to be upset and mean or whatever. Betty was interesting but she was instantly kicked out too. Lance literally just did what Vance was already doing which was sit around and go "yeah" he just became another person to sit in a circle and be friendly.