Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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She’s making spreadsheets for new videos after deleting most of her plagiarized content. About 8mil views down the drain. Thanks hbomberguy.
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Chloelefay as a reminder is a 19 year old headmate of a 22 year old German person. It’s odd but it’s not Lily speaking to anyone underage odd. Lily wants 5 grand for another incest video. Or an essay she can get her rocks off to.
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Loli is not cp they say. :stress: Might want to screen your new friend, Lilz.
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Chloelefay as a reminder is a 19 year old headmate of a 22 year old German person. It’s odd but it’s not Lily speaking to anyone underage odd. Lily wants 5 grand for another incest video. Or an essay she can get her rocks off to.
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wait what videos were plagiarized?
 
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wait what videos were plagiarized?
Lily in her MLP phase liked to take tv tropes pages and read them out without credit for her in a minute videos. People have pointed this out as early as 2017 and her early Glass of Waters which wore her Sterling and MovieBob ripping off on their sleeves.
With the original links cited. All of which are now private.
Season One in Two Minutes [Dec 1, 2014]• Video

Season Two in Two Minutes [Dec 10, 2014]• Video

Season Three in Two Minutes [Dec 21, 2014]• Video

Season Four in Three Minutes [Dec 21, 2014]• Video

Season Five in Seven Minutes [Dec 11, 2015]• Video

Season Six in Five Minutes [Nov 22, 2016]• Video
Cue her excuse:


Six videos seems like enough to raise an eyebrow but considering this was Lily's video count in April 2022.
Uploads: 659
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Compared to her video count in December 2023
Uploads: 467
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We can see there was a lot more she got away with. Again, she refused to change, even when caught, until a creator that she respects showed her what she was, a James Somerton waiting to happen.

She only took them down to avoid a headache. Devil probably has it all saved but at this point Lily knows what she did wrong and was embarrassed into shaping up. Good enough for me.

2024 will be a rebuilding year for our girl. Future proofing her channel this way she will build it back up from zero. Unfortunately her name is still poison in any space on the internet and will have a tough time ahead of her.

It's all in the past, stop bringing it up, leave me alone, stalkers, transphobes, racists, Zionists. ect ad infinitum.
 
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Speaking of Devil I watched the most recent streams on his Dailymotion channel, and...nothing. Fuck. Nothing. Happens. They just play Botw and fawn over Zelda. Lily is angry we never get to play as Zelda or a girl, she refuses to play Tears of the Kingdom because we can't, even though Zelda is busy being a dragon in that one. I guess Metroid is just chopped liver over here.

The only interesting part was in the second stream where they are still angry about Ink Rose.

Maybe you shouldn't have constantly told her and Josh to be around each other.
Pray for Devil he split that god forsaken 12 hour editing stream into 13 separate parts, 26 if you count the no chat version.
This isn't counting all of her stolen jokes and everything, either.
Let's not forget one of her all time favorite comedians is Raywilliamjohnson
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You know the guy everyone fucking hated for just ripping videos off people's channels and doing very little work himself.
 
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Chloelefay as a reminder is a 19 year old headmate of a 22 year old German person. It’s odd but it’s not Lily speaking to anyone underage odd. Lily wants 5 grand for another incest video. Or an essay she can get her rocks off to.
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interested in seeing the bicentennial man video. wonder how shell do analysis outside of a conventional fandom work
 
Speaking of Devil I watched the most recent streams on his Dailymotion channel, and...nothing. Fuck. Nothing. Happens. They just play Botw and fawn over Zelda. Lily is angry we never get to play as Zelda or a girl, she refuses to play Tears of the Kingdom because we can't, even though Zelda is busy being a dragon in that one. I guess Metroid is just chopped liver over here.

The only interesting part was in the second stream where they are still angry about Ink Rose.

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Maybe you shouldn't have constantly told her and Josh to be around each other.
Pray for Devil he split that god forsaken 12 hour editing stream into 13 separate parts, 26 if you count the no chat version.

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Your love is appreciated. The extra long stream did make things more tricky.
But anyway, back from vacation. Here are the complete stream goods.

Editing/Zelda Mod
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Breath of the Wild - Princess Edition I
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Post Video Stream (Still up)
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Just a reminder, you can download Twitch videos yourself if I'm ever not punctual.

And I typically use these for YouTube.
 
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She’s not even intimidating, lads.
"I'm not an asshole anymore why aren't my fans coming back?"
This is kind of sad to read ngl. It's a quick way up and a long way down, Lily.

Also she's currently accepting questions about a new sci fi story she's writing.
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This is the Lily Orchard Blog where I constantly talk about abuse and incest, why would anything I write turn dark?

However will she ruin this one, fellas? There's always something.
 
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2024 will be a rebuilding year for our girl. Future proofing her channel this way she will build it back up from zero. Unfortunately her name is still poison in any space on the internet and will have a tough time ahead of her.

That's...very optimistic, and relies on that Peet can stop fucking around, and actually gather skills to salvage the channel like Trend following, marketing, selecting a niche, standing out, making something doesn't run on the cocktails from someone else, apologizing to people, rebuild bridges, create a network that isn't fucking "me, me, and only me.", etc.

All effort that Peet is too fucking lazy, and/or doesn't care enough to learn because the audience the asshole has been taken for granted. It's only till the Patreon, and the ads stop being sustainable when you'll see actual cracks over the facade that has been built around Peet's image both on YT, and Tumblr.

I'm betting 2024 is when every single chicken finally comes back to roost upon Peet's house.
 
However will she ruin this one, fellas? There's always something.

She apparently thinks survival instincts are linked to your religious ideology (and that Christianity has never been persecuted) so I don't think she's going to do well with the speculative fiction aspect.

For the curious, this is the initial proposal. Let's have a look here...

Humanity's solution to climate change was to expand into the stars. Abandon Earth for a new home. They found four Earthlike worlds to colonize, and several resource rich worlds to mine. However, due to humanity failing to learn the lessons from Earth's climate change, they only continued ravenously consuming and caused the same crisis on their new planets even faster. When their new homes became uninhabitable, humanity's new leaders were unable to locate and identify new Earthlike worlds to settle. Anarchy broke out, governments were overthrown, and stations were captured.

So humans had enough time from present-day Earth to figure out star travel, build colony ships, and somehow locate four Earth-like planets within possible travel distance, yet in the time it would take them to exhaust the resources of entire planets human curiosity died, nobody decided to search for other planets, and they all collapsed at pretty much the exact same time.

For the curious, our present-day scientists have directly identified sixteen planets in the 'Goldilocks zone' of their respective stars and speculate there could be 50 million or more in a place that would be theoretically habitable to humans. It's difficult to imagine that in the hundreds of years it would take for humans to reach this point we wouldn't be able to find more planets.

One of Lily's later responses states that when humans left Earth there were three billion people, but when space-society collapses there are only fifty-million left. Across four habitable worlds plus seven long-term mining colonies. I don't think Lily understands numbers.

Humanity scattered into the empty void of space. Now most humans live a nomadic life in small ships and small communities on stations. Having descended into a spacefaring tribalism, a new centralised government hasn't been able to form. Stations, mines, refineries, what little farms there are, are fiercly controlled by small, tightly-knit communities.

Not entirely out of the question, but one wonders how they manage to be nomads when resources are so scarce. It's not like they can live off the land. I don't think spacefaring is really a viable option at this juncture, especially when Lily will also clarify that these ships are generally manned by pairs of people. Where are they getting their resources? Their food? She goes on to mention that one of the ships has a hydroponics bay, which begs the question of how large these two-person ships are. They seem to use a lot of resources for very small groups

The vast majority of people live on small ships in small family groups, working and trading where they can. A scant few have taken the challenge to venture into deep space, becoming fully self sufficient as they leave humanity behind in search of a new place to settle alone. Others have chosen to remain in the sectors where humanity has scattered. Regardless of their choice, life out in the stars is very lonely.

'To settle alone', in these tiny family units. You know what's necessary for procreation at that point, riiiiiight?

I'm kidding. I think Lily just doesn't understand the actual logistics at play here. (EDIT: Never mind she absolutely thought about this, see below.) She's proven to be very bad at math and almost certainly has no concept of abstracting populations, or how large space is (she theorizes 'Spacers' would run into other Spacers at a rate of once every three months, which is staggeringly insane at the given density of humanity versus the sheer size of space). It also occurs to me that her proposal about the four habitable planets also seems predicated on the idea that they're all clustered pretty close together to suffer a collective collapse the way they do when it would be lightyears between each other. Even if we grant FTL travel (which she does say is possible in this universe) that's not exactly a hop-skip-jump.

This story centers on two small ships: The Tortoise and the Big Sister

To summarize, the Tortoise is the 'sapphic romance' ship piloted by two black lesbians. The Big Sister is the 'found family co-parenting' ship, where a brother and sister duo wind up adopting a child together.

If I may editorialize: yeeeesh.

Some of her addendums, taken from Asks:

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A very interesting question given the presumably disparate gravity that people would be experiencing across these vessels and planets that Lily 100% did not think about a 130% does not care to think about because it would get in the way of lesbians/definitely-not-incest.


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'Consanguinity'. She's all but admitting there's rampant incest.

Given that she killed off all the Christians I wonder what kind of 'fundamentalists' she's referring to here. Obviously fundamentalism isn't exclusive to Christianity but it's the only way she ever uses the word. Also seems weird that nihilists would encourage propagation in this circumstance? Usually when you have people interbreeding on this scale it's a desperate attempt to keep humanity going at all cost. Nihilists would just as soon not have children (since they're only bringing them into a universe of suffering). Also not sure why anarchists would be inclined toward it, either, given that the stigma against incest is a broadly recognized psychological aversion and not a result of laws telling people not to do it. I know Lily basically thinks morality is defined by legal punishment but I just really feel spacefaring anarchists aren't going to boink their siblings just because there's no law against it.

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NOT ROMANTIC YOU GUYS
OLDER SIBLINGS RAISING THEIR OWN YOUNGER SIBLINGS
CO-PARENTING SIBLINGS
NOT ROMANTIC
TOTALLY NORMAL

This doesn't even make sense logistically. Why would 'less scientifically minded' colonies be inclined toward this kind of arrangement? It also seems weird to say that the nuclear family no longer exists 'as a concept' yet you still have two parents raising kids. The dynamics might be kind of fucked up but that's still a nuclear family, you aren't doing things like having only single parents or communally-raised kids.

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I don't understand why she felt the need to have a really dumb apocalypse to catalyze this idea. You could just have 'humans have entered a space-faring age' and you can still have your lesbians and your definitely-not-incest ships. Since those family dynamics are what she's interested in the rest of the idea seems fundamentally pointless, especially since the difference between 3 billion humans and 50 million, across the expanse of the Milky Way, is entirely negligible. Those are still infinitesimal numbers compared to the vastness of space.

Why the backstory? Why not just 'humans are exploring space'? She says elsewhere that the 'theme' is supposed to be 'hope even in the face of terrible circumstances' but, like... unless there's an active war or something those circumstances don't MEAN anything. And apparently the collapse happened hundreds of years ago so it matters even less? Why not just have fun space adventures in space? Why this need to have a disaster?

I don't understand what she's doing. I doubt she does, either.
 
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Best case scenario is she's writing it this way because that's just what she thinks she's supposed to write about. Like she thinks she needs an apocalypse to have happened in order to justify this spacefaring and low population numbers to justify the sapphic ship and incest ship. Like for someone who hates world building and lore (it shows) this is a lot of thought when her preferences for episodic stories would have sufficed. Like, it's just space adventures. That's all it has to be. There's two human ships. Humans explore space. This is what happens.
 
This is just Firefl

Shut your dirty mouth.

Stop thinking. You’re ruining her fun, Duine!

I offer no apologies.

But really, Lily opened up a 'wordbuilding workshop' for a shitty idea and is upset that people who actually care about the genre are asking pertinent questions. If she'd just said 'humanity is exploring the stars, here are their stories' and left it at that you could appeal to suspension of disbelief/science fantasy logic and people won't be asking about artificial gravity or FTL drives.

Again she appeals to 'I write fluffy family-oriented hopeful stuff!' (and please point me to a story where she's actually written cute fluff, 'cuz I'm drawing a blank) but she was the one who put forward 'environmental apocalypse followed by more environmental apocalypses and near decimation of humanity and everybody I arbitrarily hate is dead'. If you didn't want people asking questions then don't make a scenario that warrants those questions.

Like she thinks she needs an apocalypse to have happened in order to justify this spacefaring and low population numbers to justify the sapphic ship and incest ship.

Yeah, now that I think about this even more, this doesn't make sense? If humanity was decimated to this degree then most people would be huddling together to maximize survival. Access to spaceships should be highly limited, and homosexual relationships largely frowned upon because they result in unions that terminate genetic diversity. The lesbians should be fleeing genetic marriages, not star-hopping for shits and giggles.

If she'd gone with 'a thousand years from now humans are a space-faring species exploring the corners of the Milky Way' then you lose nothing and gain all kinds of freedom. What other fun advancements might have been made? What kind of kooky settlements are out there in the stars? Are human terraforming planets? As it is she's set up four habitable planets, which humans proceeded to destroy, but there are somehow huge scatterings of tiny settlements? On what planets? She also mentions space stations so humans just made a bunch space stations even though they didn't bother looking for other habitable planets?

What's really baffling me is that, generally speaking, Lily gives these stupid convoluted backstories to justify why her characters are the biggest badasses in the room. Do you need to know all that crap about Aliana's ship's weapons or the lightsaber forms she uses? No, but it establishes that she has THE COOLEST SHIP and is THE BEST WARRIOR. Do you need to know Anevay's equipment loadout or skill point distribution? No, but it establishes she has THE COOLEST STUFF and THE MOST AWESOME PET and is THE BEST WARRIOR EVER. Does Lily's backstory in Madhouse mean anything? No, but she was A FEARED ENFORCER and one of THE MOST SKILLED TRAINER and Gardevoir is THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON and G herslef is THE SPECIALEST GARDEVOIR.

Here, it's like... does this backstory mean anything? Does it impact anything? Because it sounds exactly like Generic Space Show. One ship is exploring the stars in a distant, uninhabited part of the galaxy, the other is jumping between stations and settlements. It sounds like Star Trek (and she compared them to Voyager and TNG, respectively), which didn't feel a need to decimate humanity. It just said 'space is cool, let's explore space' and off we go. The characters aren't rebels from the old days or enforcers or space wizards, they just exist and they don't even care that things used to be different. The background isn't even self-serving, I just don't get it.
 
One ship is exploring the stars in a distant, uninhabited part of the galaxy, the other is jumping between stations and settlements.
Didn't Lily play shit like Elite Dangerous at one point? Cause I feel like I saw it get mentioned here once.

Otherwise her story feels like a more awful version of Starfield's background lore.
 
If most of humanity is dead then there's no one left to question her fetishization of black lesbian or weird incest family ideas, a dream come true that Liliana holds dear to her heart.
 
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I have a question, did she ever finish her Harry Potter story?
And what happened to her joint story with Mikayla?
I know she finished the star wars one, but, from what I can tell, she's abandoned the other two.
I don't think this new story is going to fair any better at this rate.
 
I don't understand why she felt the need to have a really dumb apocalypse to catalyze this idea.

She's rewriting Steven Universe

in that show, the aesthetics of a lost Gem empire were a big part of the show

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so she's copying the feel of a big empire that decayed and the people that are left are surviving in the "wilderness" and meeting new people and things and concepts etc

of course, it's a complete inversion. instead of colonizing aliens coming to earth, it's colonizing humans in outer space. but everything else checks out. lesbians? got them. found family raising a child? yeah. being about love and surviving trauma and shit? yes

but i have to disagree with you, duine. the backstory is necessary, for two reasons 1. it estabilishes that the scavengers are alone and there isnt a big empire to help them 2. there are stories of decadence, of grandiosity in times past. im not good at explaining it, read this tumblr post to have an idea

maybe im giving lily too much credit, but the story seems to be about survivors, surviving the human apocalypse, surviving everything that gets thrown their way.

of course, this is lily orchard, so its going to fuuuuuuucking suck. she pays no attention to worldbuilding when creating a fucking sci-fi story, focus way too much on fluff on detriment of everything else and the character sheets look like fucking amazon descriptions on products. how the fuck is "storytelling" a skill? you're really saying that other characters can't fucking tell stories? only this one?

lily i know you read the farms so im going to give you two recommendations to check out

1st one is a manga called Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou. it's about the earth quietly dying, while the survivors live in a cozy apocalypse. everything is full of plants and people are calm and friendly. there's even girl robots that kiss!

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2nd is the backstory to iron lung. no need to pay attention to the gameplay but notice how the backstory is vague. something wiped out all the habitable planets and humans that weren't in space stations, and it resulted in many conflicts between the survivors and a mad dash for resources. you could get the same basis but go in a wildly different direction, of people uniting and trying their best to survive. it's an interesting backstory that leaves a lot to the imagination, while giving a reason for humans to spread and try their best against overwhelming odds

anyway, interested in seeing how this develops, though i think that nothing will come of it
 
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