The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Ghostse]

Ah, silly me, I forgot that all socialism is basically slavery.

That wasn't REAL communism.

 

[MarMar049]

So when will they start eating each other this winter?

 

[curecanti88]

So when will they start eating each other this winter?

We'll see...we'll see.

 

[Catmannjew]

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[curecanti88]

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>upsidedown cross
"Oohh, look at me! I'm an edgy boy!!!"
THAT'S ST. PETER'S CROSS, YOU SUBHUMAN COMMIEFAG!!! IT'S A SIGN OF HUMILITY AND STRENGTH, SOMETHING YOU WILL PROBABLY NEVER UNDERSTAND YOU ABSOLUTE TROGLODYTE!!! IT IS NOT THE EDGY SATANIC SYMBOL THAT YOU THINK IT IS!!!

 

[Kiislova]

I hadn't check the TRanch thread in a while and man things got funny.

Tranch 2 is boring, to the point I considered unfollowing the thread, but this new Dylator Pass shit is just too good not to watch. I expect them to be back in civilization, but we will need to wait and see what is posted next. It has to be some serious crow eating if they did not post a thing in days.

 

[AnOminous]

I hope he took the truck into town and left the others to freeze.

Imagine the hiker who has to find a tent full of troonsicles come spring.

 

[CEO of Gay]

Imagine the hiker who has to find a tent full of troonsicles come spring.

Imagine the poor wildlife that tries to scavenge their corpses only to be poisoned by all the bootleg troonshine in their bodies.

 

[AssignedEva]

I hadn't check the TRanch thread in a while and man things got funny.

Tranch 2 is boring, to the point I considered unfollowing the thread, but this new Dylator Pass shit is just too good not to watch. I expect them to be back in civilization, but we will need to wait and see what is posted next. It has to be some serious crow eating if they did not post a thing in days.

Jarrod hadn't tweeted since October prior to the ebegging but CaustikCrow gives Kindness a run for her money with how much he tweets, so it is notable there was radio silence. I'm sure they must have gone somewhere for Christmas rather than just sheltering in the Suburban, especially since Loseryote has apparently returned to the psych ward.

Unfortunately if he's talking about soup again they're probably back up the mountain and have defrosted their perpetual stew.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

It’s the Blair White Witch Project.

 

[curecanti88]

Just thought of a new name for the tent quad: CaustikCrow HRT Show

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Jesus Christ. Do not tell me why they need batteries.

Dilators take power, don’t they? I assumed they did, but I was never too keen on learning the deepest intricacies of flaying your genitals and shoving a plastic rod inside the wound, so I could be wrong.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

If these clowns keep at it they will have to worry about more than their vapes falling off in the snow !

Maybe that is their plan to develop a new cryogenic MTF surgery procedure.

Step 1 Stand in crotch depth snow.

Step 2 Wait.

Step 3 ???????

Step 4 Profit!

 

[behindyourightnow]

It’s easy to laugh at someone like Kevin or Jarod, but these kids ending up like this is kind of a bummer.

I don't feel bad because it's clearly all by choice. I guarantee these men had a dozen other options that were not "go live in the freezing woods." They chose this option because they wanted to live out a weird survivalist LARP fantasy, and because they thought the "brave transwomen living in the woods" narrative would bring in donations.

Obviously they were wrong about the second part, but they made that mistake because deep down they think everyone should give them money and support and accolades simply for existing as Brave Transwomen, and they have not been able to move past this way of thinking.

Oof, this is bleak. The only donation they've gotten in the past 13 days:

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

God what a nightmare it must be having an extended member of the family go off the deep end like this. Like being handcuffed to someone desperate to set themselves on fire

 

[self-diagnosed dumbass]

Dilators take power, don’t they? I assumed they did, but I was never too keen on learning the deepest intricacies of flaying your genitals and shoving a plastic rod inside the wound, so I could be wrong.

No, they're just medical dildos essentially. Usually in a set that starts out small and you work your way up to bigger ones. (That is, if the dialators you use for SRS are the same ones you use for vaginismus. I assume so and I do not want to risk my eyeballs by using google to make sure.)

 

[Ghostse]

Just thought of a new name for the tent quad: CaustikCrow HRT Show

Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies cause everyone goes
to see troons frozen in snow

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Woman found frozen on the mountains, 25 miles south of Estes Park and 20 miles west of Boulder, Colorado

 

[curecanti88]

Woman found frozen on the mountains, 25 miles south of Estes Park and 20 miles west of Boulder, Colorado



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All work and no dilation makes Jack a dull femboy.

 

[FinnSven]

All work and no dilation makes Jack a dull femboy.

No Estrogen and Twitter make caustic crow go crazy.