More post-jail sightings megathread

[Shrlurmp]

She can not be this lucky to not have a single clear photo of her, this like fucking abnormal levels of luck.

Never attribute to malice luck that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

I chalk it up to Redditors thinking that it's okay to harass Chris because he's an incestuous rapist but not the people who hang out around incestuous rapists. Also Redditors are inherently afraid of women, or 'females' as they tend to refer to the fairer sex as.

 

[Rupin]

You're late, farms.
Crossposting my findings from the CWCki discord:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/T4Db76MURU

This is the sighting from December 21.
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Going through the comments. Too much to post here but I will catch out the important info
- When asked if they were acting like a couple, he said that they shared food, but it's hard to tell if they were a couple or if Chris was a perv
- Chris was stuck looking at another couple and Flutter had to get him through the door. Chris was also pissed when the guy tried to take a photo of them, but they shook hands
- He didn't catch her name
- He is wearing a new version of the classic, one we hadn't yet seen and that's closer to the original design
- Chris was pretty loud, as described by the guy as being a "shrill motherfucker"
- Flutter doesn't seem mentally handicapped and seemed to keep Chris in check
- They shared a dessert and Chris hand fed her a cake
- Flutter paid
- Chris ate spaghetti like a toddler
- When asked about her looks "She's definitely an adult. Her face looks mature, and kind of wrinkly, if I had to guess she has something simillar to Hasbulla but not as extreme"
- He later talked about the circumstances of the photo "I asked if I could get a photo, he said "no thank you" I said I was a huge fan and asked to shake his hand to which he obliged, I asked again if I could take a quick photo which is when both him and Egg started to act visibly pissed. Chris yelled and made a bit of a scene and egg pulled Chris away and they walked away relatively quickly"
- Chris was, as always, rude to staff and tried talking to randos

once again, Flutter’s powers of not being able to be photographed well come through for her!

Edit:
Redditors make crap field agents.

 

[Holden Cox]

once again, Flutter’s powers of not being able to be photographed well come through for her!

Edit:
Redditors make crap field agents.

If only someone as shameless as Chris could run into them.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

The most important info however, believe it or not...is this.
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I am still trying to figure out how finnish can be a part of this. Might be the immigrant theory again, but...she looks finnish, Chris learns finnish...so she should have an accent if she really was finnish. This means she was raised as an American.

I doubt she's trying to get a greencard. She's average to below average, so she could definitely trick some dumb white guy with above average amounts of money into giving her anchor babies that aren't hideous tardlets. It appears this may be a pig butcher type deal, and she's merely tolerating Chris to some end.


Also, how in the fuck can he go out acting like a rabid fog in heat. Hoe can he make those faces, dress, and act like that? This is proof positive that he's just the same or even worse than before. And trying to talk to randos and starring down a couple like he probably wanted a threesome.

"Yes, Garson. I'd like to order the brazed duck A La Range. Uhhh..stutter. and a large Sonichu sized fountain drink ..uh...burp...Pepsi"

Waiter: "Sir, this is an Italian restaurant. We serve Italian Cuisine"

"Whatever Garson, bring me whatever pork slop the damn Eyetalians conisider food. And don't don't call me sir, garson. Do I look or sound like a man to you?"

 

[King Kiwi]

When asked if they were acting like a couple, he said that they shared food, but it's hard to tell if they were a couple or if Chris was a perv

Unhygienic

- Chris was stuck looking at another couple and Flutter had to get him through the door.

Haha Friend-zoned. Chris a perv.

Chris was also pissed when the guy tried to take a photo of them, but they shook hands

No sani?

- He didn't catch her name

Of course he didn't.

- He is wearing a new version of the classic, one we hadn't yet seen and that's closer to the original design

You're a classic, Chris.

- Chris was pretty loud, as described by the guy as being a "shrill motherfucker"

What did Cabbage sound like? Smokers voice?

- Flutter doesn't seem mentally handicapped and seemed to keep Chris in check

All good intentions, I'm sure.

- They shared a dessert and Chris hand fed her a cake

She better be getting paid well for this.

- Flutter paid

Thank you Caden!

- Chris ate spaghetti like a toddler

Of course. God doesn't need table manners.

- When asked about her looks "She's definitely an adult. Her face looks mature, and kind of wrinkly, if I had to guess she has something simillar to Hasbulla but not as extreme"

Smoker 's voice. I'm calling it. Guess Cabbage isn't 13. For anyone disappointed, kindly hang yourself.

- He later talked about the circumstances of the photo "I asked if I could get a photo, he said "no thank you" I said I was a huge fan and asked to shake his hand to which he obliged, I asked again if I could take a quick photo which is when both him and Egg started to act visibly pissed. Chris yelled and made a bit of a scene and egg pulled Chris away and they walked away relatively quickly"

So Cabbage Derpitus Egg Aileen Not Peck , got'cha

- Chris was, as always, rude to staff and tried talking to randos

I'll bet.

Thanks Zeus

 

[Rupin]

It's getting suspicious that everyone including employees risking their job are taking pics and video of Chris like the Paparazzi, but nobody can get a single decent picture of Flutter.

if that’s the case, then she is going in way too deep. She is literally eating out of his hands!

 

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she is going in way too deep

Not as deep as Chris is going, though.

Balls deep.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Not as deep as Chris is going, though.

Balls deep.

Considering Chris's dong is a 3 incher...eh...

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

You're late, farms.
Crossposting my findings from the CWCki discord:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/T4Db76MURU

This is the sighting from December 21.
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Going through the comments. Too much to post here but I will catch out the important info
- When asked if they were acting like a couple, he said that they shared food, but it's hard to tell if they were a couple or if Chris was a perv
- Chris was stuck looking at another couple and Flutter had to get him through the door. Chris was also pissed when the guy tried to take a photo of them, but they shook hands
- He didn't catch her name
- He is wearing a new version of the classic, one we hadn't yet seen and that's closer to the original design
- Chris was pretty loud, as described by the guy as being a "shrill motherfucker"
- Flutter doesn't seem mentally handicapped and seemed to keep Chris in check
- They shared a dessert and Chris hand fed her a cake
- Flutter paid
- Chris ate spaghetti like a toddler
- When asked about her looks "She's definitely an adult. Her face looks mature, and kind of wrinkly, if I had to guess she has something simillar to Hasbulla but not as extreme"
- He later talked about the circumstances of the photo "I asked if I could get a photo, he said "no thank you" I said I was a huge fan and asked to shake his hand to which he obliged, I asked again if I could take a quick photo which is when both him and Egg started to act visibly pissed. Chris yelled and made a bit of a scene and egg pulled Chris away and they walked away relatively quickly"
- Chris was, as always, rude to staff and tried talking to randos

I am very shocked to see Chris at a restaurant that doesn't have a clown or other cartoon character as a mascot. Yep, had to check, this place doesn't even have the standard dago giving an ok sign printed on literally anything. No pizza boxes, no menus, amazing. Chris actually went to a place that's rather nice.

What boggles the mind is how he can dress like that, and be around every other person who dresses normally. He's got to notice that shit with his autism.

I am interested in what exactly was going on with Chris trying to talk to people.

 

[Oxyjen]

Had to be a Flutterin suggestion.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

You know if Chris get's a wiggle on he could likely try to conceive Chrystal at midnight.

 

[Rupin]

the one person that might know Flutter‘s name is the cashier took Flutter’s payment at the Isabella’s restaurant. Maybe she used a debit or Credit card.

 

[Oh_Snap]

Not as deep as Chris is going, though.

Balls deep.

Balls deep in love? Sorry, couldn't resist.
[Edited for typo in url]

https://youtu.be/wL4rQ_WMOoM?si=yCO-ogO2GMnxNSXY

 

[Black Yoshi]

You know if Chris get's a wiggle on he could likely try to conceive Chrystal at midnight.

If only the HRT didn't nuke his fertility

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

You're late, farms.
Crossposting my findings from the CWCki discord:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/s/T4Db76MURU

This is the sighting from December 21.
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Going through the comments. Too much to post here but I will catch out the important info
- When asked if they were acting like a couple, he said that they shared food, but it's hard to tell if they were a couple or if Chris was a perv
- Chris was stuck looking at another couple and Flutter had to get him through the door. Chris was also pissed when the guy tried to take a photo of them, but they shook hands
- He didn't catch her name
- He is wearing a new version of the classic, one we hadn't yet seen and that's closer to the original design
- Chris was pretty loud, as described by the guy as being a "shrill motherfucker"
- Flutter doesn't seem mentally handicapped and seemed to keep Chris in check
- They shared a dessert and Chris hand fed her a cake
- Flutter paid
- Chris ate spaghetti like a toddler
- When asked about her looks "She's definitely an adult. Her face looks mature, and kind of wrinkly, if I had to guess she has something simillar to Hasbulla but not as extreme"
- He later talked about the circumstances of the photo "I asked if I could get a photo, he said "no thank you" I said I was a huge fan and asked to shake his hand to which he obliged, I asked again if I could take a quick photo which is when both him and Egg started to act visibly pissed. Chris yelled and made a bit of a scene and egg pulled Chris away and they walked away relatively quickly"
- Chris was, as always, rude to staff and tried talking to randos

Seeing Chris having a geniune date...in a normal restaurant with his classic clown shirt...I feel weird, it´s like reality is falling apart, like I comment some months ago...

what´s your excuse kiwipeople

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

If anyone reads this who sees Flutter Cabbage in the real world, yell, "Vittu!" at her. If she reacts in disgust, we have confirmation she's a Spurdo. Finnish women do not like being called vittu.

 

[AnOminous]

If anyone reads this who sees Flutter Cabbage in the real world, yell, "Vittu!" at her. If she reacts in disgust, we have confirmation she's a Spurdo. Finnish women do not like being called vittu.

After a quick trip to Google Translate, I wouldn't even know how to yell "kusipää." Does that even actually mean anything or is it just another Googlism?

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

After a quick trip to Google Translate, I wouldn't even know how to yell "kusipää." Does that even actually mean anything or is it just another Googlism?

Coo-See-Paah is about the best way to write how it sounds. If you say it like that, she will understand. Literally "pisshead" but really is more akin to "fuck face" in English. Perkele is like dropping an f-bomb but just means "devil/demon".

 

[innocent jogger]

So we have an anthropomorphic Cabbage Patch doll with a (possible) fetish for Ben Franklin in drag?

Whatta world...

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

So we have an anthropomorphic Cabbage Patch doll with a (possible) fetish for Ben Franklin in drag?

Whatta world...

On top of that, there's a good chance she's Finnish and likely a Sami (short reindeer herders in the Arctic Circle). They geld reindeer by chewing the testicles up inside the scrotum. I hope her instincts kick in when she and Chris are soul-bonding.