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I looked through that guys post history and found this lol. Beyond parody.
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Jurassic park
kiwifarms.net
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If you could find a child not molested in Hollywood you would be luckier than a 5 time lottery winner. I wonder if Malcolm's supposed amnesia of filming is related to this.
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While I 100% believe in this story and Pedowood in general, I doubt it's Erik Per Sullivan considering he's an only child, wrote a book with his supposed loathed adult co-star, and the post stated none of the brothers' actors want a reunion show when irl they're public about desiring one. Someone else said it might be Seventh Heaven though.
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What is it with redditors being goddamn idiots, and thinking you can just move to a totally different country and become a citizen there?!
(Yeah sure… If you’re a millionaire you can buy a golden visa in some countries, but that hardly applies.)
These faggots spend all of their free time online, you’d think they could spend ten minutes reading up on this shit?
I mean, clearly they have time to waste on the most useless questions.
Here’s a Redditor whose husband took off his mask for 5-10 seconds, who wants to know how to approach this emergency:
“USE NASAL SPRAY AND MOUTHWASH! MASKS! HEPA FILTERS! ISOLATE!”
If this is their protocol for ten seconds without a mask, wonder how they’d react to a whole afternoon mask less, lmao!
“WILL COVID MAKE
MY SON RETARDED, AND DID I LET TOO MUCH BLOOD FLOW TO MY HEART?!?”
As Redditors like to say: There’s a lot to unpack here.
Apparently COVID has hit this Redditors house (gasp!) and his son has started to act out in ways never seen before.
AND THE REDDITOR ACTED OUT AND RAISED HIS VOICE AT HIM!
Now the Redditor needs some soothing words and SUPPORT!
Will his son ever get over the betrayed trust and raised voice?
Will his son positive development get ruined and will he turn into a tard because of COVID?
Did the Redditor damage his heart by getting upset and letting too much blood flow through it while sick with COVID?
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I recommend six leeches and a tincture of hemlock.
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I unironically want any people who say one yell or spank ruins kid's psyche forever murdered by child gangs.
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I know you don't, but you realize your blood circulates regularly, right? You just made it go slightly faster dumbass.WILL COVID MAKE
MY SON RETARDED, AND DID I LET TOO MUCH BLOOD FLOW TO MY HEART?!?”
As Redditors like to say: There’s a lot to unpack here.
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2 years old and threw a tantrum, sounds normal to me. It's called the terrible 2s for a reason.
Apustajan apustaja
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They have some interesting views on other countries, good luck getting lifesaving puberty blockers for your kid outside north America. Even if i'm against the treatment since the whole premise is fucked, puberty blockers are kinda good because they produce asexual troons.
Their thinking on covid is so scientifically advanced that I can't distinguish it from magical thinking.
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It's still active, just boring/repetitive. There are similar communities, such as r/fictosexual, r/fictolove, and 2Dlovers.
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America=bad. Therefore every country that isn’t America is a socialist paradise with free housing, healthcare and money. SRS surgeries get done in the afternoon if you come in in the morning. By a doctor and nursing staff that applaud you.
And of course random strangers will loudly castigate you in the street if you’re not wearing a mask.
#Justredditorthings
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a lot of them realized that all their posts ended up screencaped and shared on this site or on random cringe compilations so they stoped sharing. Some of them even ended up posting in the thread here.
Turns out people who marry cartoons are more self aware than your average redditor.
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Most sane hapa. I know it's beating a dead horse by now but how can KF and its user base be labelled as the most vile thing on the internet when shit like that is out in the open on a site that has millions over millions more active users than the Farms? Do these people really see the niggerword and the holy troon calf being slaughtered as worse than actual, sentenced child rapists?
I know, i know, the sad answer to this is most likely yes but sometimes i get overwhelmed by the whole absurdity of it all and have to type out shit to keep my sanity in check. Not the first time ITT.
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I don't think this guy is the most reliable narrator. Also, “the debt for the karmic crimes of my ancestors” is almost Boogieesque in how manipulative it is.
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In what world are these people in if COVID is a plague in America still? I can count the number of people I see masked up on one hand nowadays and I don't see any mass graves.A young COVIDtor is having a crisis of faith!
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I call bullshit on “I googled child porn and got raided by police!”
Unless this nigger is lying and downloaded some/visited a honeypot website.
But nah… You’re not going to get SWATted because you type “child porn” into Google Search, lol!
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When Jessi Slaughter came of age and started doing pegging videos on pornhub, a google image search for her would display her CSAM stuff on the front page. I don't recall anyone going to jail for that, and I believe it stayed up for quite a while. Anyone with half a brain cell (that isn't a pedo) knows that if you stumble onto something like that, you start running and never look back. If the prosecutor got a conviction, there's a very solid chance they were able to prove his intent in searching out CSAM.
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Beats the fuck out of me, but it's fun to see the narrative change. You're in a mask, but how are you not pissing yourself in fear that nobody else is?
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One of the coolest features Reddit has is a bot that tells people to kill themselves. There is a "suicide or self harm" option when you report a post or comment which will send an automated message to the poster about getting suicide or self harm resources. Obviously, most of the posts that get reported aren't people expressing suicidal ideation at all and it's solely used when people are arguing. The bot also goes against the approach that most suicide interventions recommend. Automated responses are not a good idea because they make people feel passed off and further isolated.
The above link is mods complaining about this feature since they see the reports. The thread is two years old and there's still no plan to change how the feature works. Users can block the bot or opt out of the messages in the message itself (after they've received it). Given the scope of Reddit there has to have been at least one person this feature helped goad into killing themselves.
The above link is mods complaining about this feature since they see the reports. The thread is two years old and there's still no plan to change how the feature works. Users can block the bot or opt out of the messages in the message itself (after they've received it). Given the scope of Reddit there has to have been at least one person this feature helped goad into killing themselves.