Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

Some many thing surprise me for the pass few years and question my judgement in someone characters:

• If someone told me Amos Yee was a pedophile saying when he like CP and defending why CP is free speech back in 2017, I would not believe you and say he was just trolling and trying to get attention because of free speech. Now here we are after he got arrested for being a actual pedophile.
• If someone told me Andrew Tate was a horrible person and done sex traffic. I would not believe you and say, he is just trolling and trying to get attention. Now here we are, he was arrested for illegal sex trafficking, scamming his audience, taking advantage of lonely young men, destroying many young men life, and taking advantage of young women because they all lack a father figure.
• If someone told me Flamenco like loli and a total degenerate a few years ago, I would not believe you and defended him, but now here we are, a total degenerate and liking loli. Which I totally regret defending him.
• If someone told me Vito like Cuties and is a pedophile, I would say he is just trolling like Amos Yee. Will here we are, Vito like Cuties and might be a pedophile.
• If someone went back in time in 2019 and told me Rekieta was a cuck, let his friend bang his wife, a total degenerate, cross dress in women cloths in front of his kids, a alcoholic, and defended pedophile Vito. I would not believe you and say you were some crazy Karen. Now here we are, Rekieta is truly all that.

 

[Anticipointment]

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“Where is Mandy?”
Nick: “I dunno, she’s around somewhere”
She? She!? As if Nick doesn’t know that she has been caught out as a he. He was tagged all over Twitter/ X about it, & no doubt has got many DM’s.

CGoody hasn’t shown his face yet since the big reveal, has he?

He was in Rumble chat last night arguing with someone called “skipmoney” over licking Nick’s balls or something. Didn’t really follow it but they went on & on, back & forth.
Also, he was in Rumble chat on the night of the most recent drunk stream. Someone apparently brought up Mandy or the subject of catfishing & CGoody said he had been catfished. He said unlike him, at least Nick hadn’t gone out to visit the person only to find they were “old & fat”. Didn’t mention the gender but makes one wonder if “male” was also the case as well. Wasn’t able to follow that whole exchange but seemed like CGoody was saying he actually went to meet Mandy & got catfished.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

And here I kinda expected Nick to lean into it and laughing about the catfishing, though I guess we’re well past non-seething Nick.

I too thought he’d at least realize that studiously avoiding the topic and shutting down any mentions would be like blood in the water to “incel prudes.” The alcohol really has smoothed his brain out but good.

Again, there’s a very good chance that Nick:

• Sent Buffalo Dan nudes
• Flirted or sexted over DM with Buffalo Dan
• Opened up to Buffalo Dan about how Kayla reacted to Nick thirsting for MAN-dy on stream
• Has been similarly indiscreet with others, be they catfish or leather mommies like Sally/Susannah.

This story is only just starting to unfold. I can’t wait to see what is revealed in the coming weeks.

 

[Fapcop]

“Where is Mandy?”
Nick: “I dunno, she’s around somewhere”
She? She!? As if Nick doesn’t know that she has been caught out as a he. He was tagged all over Twitter/ X about it, & no doubt has got many DM’s.



He was in Rumble chat last night arguing with someone called “skipmoney” over licking Nick’s balls or something. Didn’t really follow it but they went on & on, back & forth.
Also, he was in Rumble chat on the night of the most recent drunk stream. Someone apparently brought up Mandy or the subject of catfishing & CGoody said he had been catfished. He said unlike him, at least Nick hadn’t gone out to visit the person only to find they were “old & fat”. Didn’t mention the gender but makes one wonder if “male” was also the case as well. Wasn’t able to follow that whole exchange but seemed like CGoody was saying he actually went to meet Mandy & got catfished.

LMAO!

Got some respect for CGoody for actually admitting that.

Looks like even his mods have more balls than Nick. Very ironic!

 

[Harm]

null could ban people if they go too hard and start actively fucking with lolcows on their own.
but i don't think that is happening here.

Null has threadbanned people too, especially people floating the idea of meddling in Nick's personal life. Rekieta has no leg to stand on here.

Let's imagine if the roles were switched. Null keeps making comments that Rekieta has people in his community who are crossing the line and harassing Null to disrupt his business with no further details. Would Nick be like "cool, thanks for letting me know!" and then they keep it at that?

It makes no fucking sense. It makes me upset trying to present a hypothetical role reversal because Nick's so blatantly in the wrong here. "People on your forum are breaking the rule that exists to keep your website from being deplatformed, personally targeting me and my business, and I NEED you to know, but we will never exchange additional information such as who, what, where, when, or why. I will also refuse to ever elaborate under any circumstances all while calling you retarded for not complying with the requests I'm not making."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Someone apparently brought up Mandy or the subject of catfishing & CGoody said he had been catfished. He said unlike him, at least Nick hadn’t gone out to visit the person only to find they were “old & fat”…Wasn’t able to follow that whole exchange but seemed like CGoody was saying he actually went to meet Mandy & got catfished.

Lol when was this supposed meet up? Hasn’t he been defending MAN-dy recently?

If CGoody went to meet MAN-dy and instead met an old, fat woman, that means Daniel Paul Harris has roped at least one other person into his sick online games. Or is it possible CGoody’s troondar is as bad as his catfishdar? Maybe. But it’s also possible he didn’t mind that Buffalo Dan was a dude.

Until CGoody spills details, we should all just assume he throatfucked a guy and he liked it.

 

[elb]

Again, there’s a very good chance that Nick:

• Sent Buffalo Dan nudes
• Flirted or sexted over DM with Buffalo Dan
• Opened up to Buffalo Dan about how Kayla reacted to Nick thirsting for MAN-dy on stream
• Has been similarly indiscreet with others, be they catfish or leather mommies like Sally/Susannah.

This story is only just starting to unfold. I can’t wait to see what is revealed in the coming weeks.

I’m curious how close Buffalo Dan was able to get to Kayla

 

[Ovomaltine Crunchy]

Wanted to circle back to this bullshit pic for a second. There are a few things I find quite striking about it, but obviously this is all speculative.

a. The careful placement of the long hair all over this person's arms is very interesting. It would have cost this person nothing to just turn on the fucking lights (there's a lamp right there on the nightstand) or wear a shirt that doesn't obfuscate the length of the hair if the purpose was to prove that long hair = woman. The most logical conclusion is these are man arms and arm hair would give them away as such, but I'm going to theorize that this photo was carefully posed. This is likely an actual woman (their scalp is indicative of it), likely latina or mixed, sitting on the edge of a bed. They held up the paper in front of their face. Before the photo was taken, whoever took the photo brought their hair forward while the woman sat still. I don't think their hand would be buried underneath their hair like that otherwise, it would be rather awkward.

b. This is evidently not this person's actual handwriting. It's very... stylized and meticulous, yet quite clumsy. It looks very much like when you try to write letters differently from usual. My assumption is they attempted to write in a more feminine way, or used typography they don't normally use (like A vs a, or T vs t). They seem to have switched to blue because their pen was running dry. Could the pens have belonged to kids in the house? Hmmm...

c. The message itself is very vague, which lends credence to a woman being asked to pose for this picture. There's no revealing information here. They don't say "kiwifarms", they say kf. "I do not accept your apology" over something more damning about how they're totally a gamer gurl. Whoever held this up has no context clues on what the message on this paper is about, so any explanation could be given, making it easier to convince them to pose for the photo.

d. I wonder why the paper is creased in four and slightly wrinkled. You'd expect for someone to write on a piece of paper in the comfort of their home, and then immediately take the picture, no? Makes me believe the paper was written ahead of time, maybe even carried around in a pocket/backpack, before the picture was finally taken. I'm going to assume they took the blank paper from work and took it home for this purpose.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

"Kids need tech to do school work, so you can't avoid letting ipads raise them." -Rekieta.

Did he really say this?
(If not, this comment/rant might be out of place, but then again, I don't care because it's accurate about him generally.)

This is such lazy thought. Utilizing a tool that is use in classes is not the same as "letting ipads raise them." That kind of collapse of distinctions is endemic these days, and aside from the laziness, the downstream problem is that undereducated people coming up don't even recognize the laziness. So what you get is "wariness = genocide" and "a wink is a rape," which not only are stupid things to say, but also over time (shockingly quickly now, because people get it reinforced 5000 times/day being online) it erodes thinking so that people not only lose sight of the bigger problems, but apparently they literally think these two incomparable things are the same in every way.

I'm bitching about this because somehow some people really still do think Rekieta has a working, above-average brain (himself especially included), and that means his laziness will sound acceptable as something a smart or accomplished (lol) person should do. In reality, yes, he is lazy, but theoretically he does know better (even if he spent law school dreaming of balldos, he did spent 3 years there supposedly learning to think critically and carefully), and in the position he's placed himself, he should do better.

And aside from all that, tf is he even talking about? He's his wife is a homeschooler. They don't have to use tech for schoolwork if they don't want to. Rekieta has 100% control over that. What a fucking joke. LAZY.

I am not sure what exactly us wet-brain ans what is disingenuous lawyer-speak, but Nick does have a tendency to make sweeping statements to his benefit, then when called on it make an excuse on a technicality.

I lean more toward the latter as I look back and see this tactic employed in 2019 onward to deflect criticism

This is the one and only marginally "lawyerly" thing about Nick. However, he employs it more like a snot-nosed kid on a sitcom who thinks he's clever ("I'm not touching you! I'm just putting both my hands an inch from your face! That's different, so you can't tattle...see, Mom, I'm not touching him! You didn't say I couldn't do this!") than in the service of a profession or to be clear. All abilities can be used as a positive skill...or for cheap, self-serving purposes. If he were better at it, it wouldn't come across as poorly as it does. It's the thinking equivalent of a dumb parlor trick by a stained-polyester-clad magician whose career highlight was the 3-week rural Ramada Inn circuit in 1986.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

No stalker child I did not say I would be sober this year. Maybe it was you who said you’d be sober because you’re the wet brain alcoholic. I hope you get a million dollars!

 

[Captain Manning]

“Nah”

Methinks Tim knows.

And here I kinda expected Nick to lean into it and laughing about the catfishing, though I guess we’re well past non-seething Nick.

He's felted.

Him refusing to discuss it is essentially an admission of that. If he thought there was any way to positively spin this, he would be doing it right now. Just like he did so after the first MANdy post.

What he needs to do now, IF he were smart, and wants this to eventually die down, is ban MANdy from Locals and Youtube.

There's no way in hell he's ever gonna publicly admit he fucked up. He's psychologically incapable of ever admitting he's wrong. However, if he doesn't gut that catfish right now (even quietly), he's the dumbest nigger in the universe.

I give it about 50/50 odds. It'll be interesting to see @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's logs to see if MANdy will still be hanging around after this.

 

[Harm]

No stalker child I did not say I would be sober this year. Maybe it was you who said you’d be sober because you’re the wet brain alcoholic. I hope you get a million dollars!

Scarily not that far from the reality: "I didn't say anything about SOBRIETY, I said SOBER. There's a difference." Of course, we can expect the epic sequel: "I didn't say I'd be sober IN January, I said I was doing Sober January. If you thought Sober January meant sober IN January then that's YOUR fault."

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

And here I kinda expected Nick to lean into it and laughing about the catfishing, though I guess we’re well past non-seething Nick.

Balldo spent a year and a half publicly and embarassingly simping for MANdy, begging for nudes, fantasizing about autographing "her" tits. Leaning into it is out of the question.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I have no idea how Ty wasn’t immediately sued and/or disbarred for selling merchandise mocking the fact that he lost his client’s case. The mere concept of it, to me, makes it look like Ty lost the case specifically so he could sell t-shirts

Really makes me wonder how big of a malpractice settlement Vic could get by taking Ty and his firm to court. Just a picture of the "Dammit Nick, we lost the case again" shirt and mug his lawyer was holding would do wonders, and a footnote saying "Nick is Nick Rekieta, a non-practicing lawyer whose trust fund is managed by Beard and whom Beard spent much time getting drunk with on Youtube livestreams" would be enough to bury Ty forever if he didn't cough up a big settlement on the spot.

I too thought he’d at least realize that studiously avoiding the topic and shutting down any mentions would be like blood in the water to “incel prudes.” The alcohol really has smoothed his brain out but good.

Again, there’s a very good chance that Nick:

• Sent Buffalo Dan nudes
• Flirted or sexted over DM with Buffalo Dan
• Opened up to Buffalo Dan about how Kayla reacted to Nick thirsting for MAN-dy on stream
• Has been similarly indiscreet with others, be they catfish or leather mommies like Sally/Susannah.

This story is only just starting to unfold. I can’t wait to see what is revealed in the coming weeks.

If Dan felt like it, he could quit his job at the assembly line and get constant payouts from Nick in exchange for not leaking the DMs and dickpics. I bet Nick actually would pay the guy money just so the damn dirty Kiwis don't find out all his perversions or get an actual picture of his whiskey dick. Nick burns money on stupid shit to fellate his ego, and what's more ego deflating than Man-D(an) himself dumping proof that Nick is exactly who Kiwifarms thinks he is and probably worse.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Him refusing to discuss it is essentially an admission of that. If he thought there was any way to positively spin this, he would be doing it right now. Just like he did so after the first MANdy post.

What he needs to do now, IF he were smart, and wants this to eventually die down, is ban MANdy from Locals and Youtube.

I think he's going to dig his heels in and avoid/refuse to do it for as long as possible, potentially forever.
I think that the excuse(s), if he bothers to adress it, will be one or more of the following;

• He finds it funny
• It's a kiwi gayopp with fake info
• He just doesn't care and neither should you
• He knew all along and was actually trolling the haters this whole time
  All of these are sad and obviously a cope but we've seen the people who dwell within his locals and paypig for him, they might buy one or more of them

 

[2020chan]

Here is a local copy of Kayla's explanation of her medications. I know everybody loves to watch her agressively mugging the camera

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Spoiler

Friday Funtime with Lady Rackets - Possibly Some Sandmann discussion | Rekieta Law (November 2nd. 2019)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOiU5PuXlMY

at around 39:00

From still photos this lady looks a lot more like a sweet mother and wife.
This is the first clip I've ever seen of her speaking and holy shit does she come off nutty. No wonder Nick drinks as much as he does, so would I if I had to live with this woman. She's got those crazy white lady faces and bug eyes down to a science. I can picture this woman going into stores and dramatically oversharing to the wagie employees, stuck nodding along to whatever she's venting about that day, until she leaves or their shift is over.

After seeing this, I can understand why he recently went on a drunken rant about prenups and marriage. He lives with this woman, sees her every day, listens to her...beginning a munchie arc? Is she becoming a munchie? Are they both just addicts on the downlow? No wonder he was hoping "Mandy" was real, he was enjoying the fantasy land, away from reality.

Their relationship currently consists of depression, substance abuse and Balldo use.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Even if everyone ignores the countless hours Nick, Dick and Vito dedicated to personally attack July and just focus on the things Nick has said about the ISOM comic and IP this is still a complete lie.

- openly said that the story is bad
- said and analized that the drawing is bad
- that July is selling an idea instead of a comic and will dry out very soon (inmediately humilliated by July by getting massive money from Alphacore preorders)
- said it was the same as marvel/dc comics
- all the EVS/Comicsgate shit said against Isom, Rippaverse, July

He will say that happened AFTER Eric freaked out on him for trying to HELP him.

That has been his line since the 7 hour cope stream. 'I didn't WANT to ask these questions, Eric!' It has abusive manipulator vibes to it. 'Why did you make me hit you?' energy.

He will continue to pretend that Eric should have just taken his advice to shut up about the lawsuit, charity, and Riley because they did nothing wrong. Nick took the weasel defense angle by trying to shut down Eric's ability to have his side heard.

Now that we officially know that MANdy is a man it makes me wonder how much money Balldoman has given him. I'm not autistic enough to track all the super chats he ever gave to find out how much MANdy spent on his LARP, but if CGoody isn't lying his ass off he got some designer handbags out of it also.

Many took that as a joke. I did as well, even when it was happening in 2020-2021.

I’d be willing to bet $200 that Buffalo Dan has nudes or lewds of at least one Rekieta and probably two. Hopefully only the adults.

CGoody hasn’t shown his face yet since the big reveal, has he? I wouldn’t be shocked if he actually did send MAN-dy cash.

He has been in LOCALS and people have talked about him (Druggie Caroline and Spectree), but I have no record of them calling him out directly. I have not checked last night's logs yet, though...

Null has threadbanned people too, especially people floating the idea of meddling in Nick's personal life. Rekieta has no leg to stand on here.

Let's imagine if the roles were switched. Null keeps making comments that Rekieta has people in his community who are crossing the line and harassing Null to disrupt his business with no further details. Would Nick be like "cool, thanks for letting me know!" and then they keep it at that?

It makes no fucking sense. It makes me upset trying to present a hypothetical role reversal because Nick's so blatantly in the wrong here. "People on your forum are breaking the rule that exists to keep your website from being deplatformed, personally targeting me and my business, and I NEED you to know, but we will never exchange additional information such as who, what, where, when, or why. I will also refuse to ever elaborate under any circumstances all while calling you retarded for not complying with the requests I'm not making."

Interesting to ponder considering the multiple gay ops against the Farms that were floated openly in his DISCORD, LOCALS, and various private groups/DMs.

Nothing ever came of them, that I know, but Nick runs a much looser ship than Null does. He has no room to criticise.

Lol when was this supposed meet up? Hasn’t he been defending MAN-dy recently?

If CGoody went to meet MAN-dy and instead met an old, fat woman, that means Daniel Paul Harris has roped at least one other person into his sick online games. Or is it possible CGoody’s troondar is as bad as his catfishdar? Maybe. But it’s also possible he didn’t mind that Buffalo Dan was a dude.

Until CGoody spills details, we should all just assume he throatfucked a guy and he liked it.

It did not happen. Given the abortive Mandy meetup at 2022 Marsuri and nothing in the intervening time span I can recall, I doubt it highly that they actually met.

Methinks Tim knows.


He's felted.

Him refusing to discuss it is essentially an admission of that. If he thought there was any way to positively spin this, he would be doing it right now. Just like he did so after the first MANdy post.

What he needs to do now, IF he were smart, and wants this to eventually die down, is ban MANdy from Locals and Youtube.

There's no way in hell he's ever gonna publicly admit he fucked up. He's psychologically incapable of ever admitting he's wrong. However, if he doesn't gut that catfish right now (even quietly), he's the dumbest nigger in the universe.

I give it about 50/50 odds. It'll be interesting to see @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's logs to see if MANdy will still be hanging around after this.

MAN-dy has not been in LOCALS, and is apparently hanging around Aussies' chat.

Also, Nick is fully aware that something is up and is pretending not to very badly. I will not comment of he has read the Farms post or not, but he knows if he looked (if he hasn't already) he will lose plausible deniability. Unless he is more stupid than he seems and is stuck in a mental run of 'KF BAD!'

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

"We all KNEW she was a catfish but we let Nick fuck up his life for reasons!"

With "friends" like these. . .

I am not crazy! I know he swapped his gender! I knew she was a he. One after Huntington High School . As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got those ahawgs at the farms to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This troonery? He's done worse. Those superchats! Are you telling me that a woman just happens to type like that? No! He orchestrated it! Danny! I gooned to his profile pics! And I simped for him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own stream! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since 1998, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the panty drawer! But not my Mandy! Couldn't be precious Mandy! Simping me blind! And he gets to be a catfish!? What a sick joke! I should've doxxed him when I had the chance! And you – you have to dox him! You-

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Good points both, I hadn't considered the kids when I wrote that post. I'll retract the last part of that sentence and just say grab the kids and bug out. @Slur Generator is right, He's doing a pretty good job of ruin himself.

You can’t bug out with five kids. The only time a woman will bug out with five kids is out of real fear for her kids or her own life. You can do it with maybe one or two kids, but once there’s more than three the logistics are daunting. If Nick and his wife split she will remain in the home with the kids and he will leave. It’s the only way to keep life stable for the kids. I figure they have led separate lives while living in the same house for months and may continue to do so for a long time to come. Nick does not want a divorce with the income from the Depp trial in play. He’s extremely bitter about the idea that he would have to pay steep alimony and child support to get out of his marriage at this junction.

His wife is probably bitter as fuck because tried to be supportive of his online shit while raising five kids. He wasn’t a very good lawyer and was unhappy. Streaming seemed to occupy his time in a way that didn’t risk DUI’s and local social drama at bars, he was excited and it also kept him home even if he was locked away in a room with his booze.

Nick hitting a big numbers with the Johnny Depp trial was a disaster because then he could finally claim this persona and streaming was his career and he would rake in the money. His ego expanded exponentially and it had to be miserable to live with.

I thought Nick’s awful stand-up set really gave insight into who he is, and it’s an unfunny douchebag ravenous for audience validation and adulation. His worst traits were kept in check, but the success he got from the Depp trial just put gasoline on all his worst character traits and impulses.

I’ve also always been suspicious of the number of kids. It used to be common thing for some husbands to have big families because it kept their wives so occupied and busy they didn’t have time or energy to keep up with shady stuff their husbands were up too.

It’s also common for children of wealthy parents, or wealthy grandparents, because it can mean larger shares of estate or inheritance. I figure this is a big reason Nick had a large family. The son with five kids is going to get a lot more than the other kid with one or no kids.

Spoiler

Bobby Kennedy is a shinning example of this strategy. He was banging new whores every week while his wife had eleven kids to keep her too tired, pregnant and busy to worry about his constant philandering. He didn’t outlive old Papa Joe so didn’t get to see how the estate divided up for his giant brood, but Ethel did inherit the famed Hyannis Kennedy Compound which was key part RFK’s plan.

Families that own business empires get all out of sorts thanks to each new grandchild born either diluting and increasing voting shares on boards of the company for each family branch. Been wild ride for Redstone family on that count.

 

[SenutiSolidus]

haven't had time to check on rackets in a while how is monty's lawsuit against him going?