Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I think one of the most horrifying things about these people filming themselves shitting is that it's always massive diarrhea. They never take a shit like normal human beings.

I believe it's likely due to their diet/drug intake.

The two most notable ones that I can remember where we've seen their toilet/dealt with them destroying a toilet has been Stephanie (Hot Pocket connoisseur) and Gothie (Meth. Loads and loads of meth).

There's also Cobes himself and, well, he has it all.
 
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Sounds like a retarded version of monster garage. I'm surprised he never had one of those occ pedal bikes, they were quit common.
I based it on a show we had in Canada back when you could still use antennas. It was called The Red Green Show, it was just a very funny and better produced version of what Josh does. Old guy tells you some legit gender relations advice then he’d build shit out of junk with duct tape.

 
Apparently Josh's new Prime fascination stems from a recent south park storyline. One of the characters tries to use Prime (Cred) as an attempt to draw in younger subscribers to their youtube channel. Josh even refers to it as Cred in his "food review and drink combo" upload from yesterday. Josh only being influenced by things he sees in cartoons is probably my favorite quirk of his, so I hope this obsession sticks around for awhile.



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Nah, she's just another grifting orbiter just like Gothie and the rest of them are/were.

Soon to be irrelevant and disappear for good from the internet once their milk dries up for them.
She seems to drift from cow to cow and the communities associated with them. She seems to be a complete stay at home shut-in, so I doubt she'll disappear. The Internet is the only way she socializes with people. She will however move on to a new community/cow when she's worn out her welcome here. This is a pattern, she wants to grift money to "visit josh", last time she wanted to grift money to "troll IRL" with a different cow, and the time before that with yet a different cow. She has no money, so there's zero chance she's going to end up in Casper, and even if someone paid her the 5k she wants to visit cobra in one lump sum, I doubt she would use it to visit cobes. She can be ignored as she's not going to contribute anything meaningful to Cobes story, and she'll go the way of gothie sooner or later when Cobra's discord pals turn on her, thus turning Cobra on her.
 
I based it on a show we had in Canada back when you could still use antennas. It was called The Red Green Show, it was just a very funny and better produced version of what Josh does. Old guy tells you some legit gender relations advice then he’d build shit out of junk with duct tape.



You know what I could see a character being based off josh, I mean Mike Hamar is floor lord already, and lord nipples could be Winston.
 
Now where's that video Cobra posted to Facebook where he unleashed a torrent of liquid shit into his toilet and said "hehehehe...that's for my YouTube trolls. TWU."?
Honestly Josh’s coprophilia gets glossed over or overlooked a lot and I think it’s just because it’s so gross people would rather not think about it even if it’s way more insane and unhinged than a lot of the things people treat as more notable or latch onto as proof he’s a degenerate. It really shines through in his very bizarrely specific shirts that he fantasizes about and likely gets off on imagining his trolls eating his excrement as seen in his classic and absolutely insane pelican fucker shirt
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New video just dropped, same begging for subs, same boring Mcmenu order food review, and a cat was apparently endangered by M'lord by letting it escape captivity, no doubt the reddit will jump at this like rabbid animals, and speaking of rabbid animals - over/under we might be jumping into the rabbies arc itself?

It would come out of nowhere and no doubt surprise everyone, but it can happen considering where he lives and who else.
 

New video just dropped, same begging for subs, same boring Mcmenu order food review, and a cat was apparently endangered by M'lord by letting it escape captivity, no doubt the reddit will jump at this like rabbid animals, and speaking of rabbid animals - over/under we might be jumping into the rabbies arc itself?

It would come out of nowhere and no doubt surprise everyone, but it can happen considering where he lives and who else.
Seems like a made up story. I bet he cut his hand like a retard trying to open a can and decided the cat bite story is a better explanation
 
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New video just dropped, same begging for subs, same boring Mcmenu order food review, and a cat was apparently endangered by M'lord by letting it escape captivity, no doubt the reddit will jump at this like rabbid animals, and speaking of rabbid animals - over/under we might be jumping into the rabbies arc itself?

It would come out of nowhere and no doubt surprise everyone, but it can happen considering where he lives and who else.
Clearly someone running a TNR program for the feral cats in the area. Too bad they never accounted for there being feral retards in the area. They’re going to have to put a sign on the cage next time.

Ironic that he just let loose one more predator to potentially hunt Puffers (he’s totally just hibernating for the winter and will pop back out when it warms up, dude)
 
good lord would it be hilarious if cobes let some guy's cat out and somehow it got traced back to him. anything's possible with ring cameras everywhere.

can you imagine drunk as fuck cobes ready to yell at another troll doordash order only to have some guy start chewing his ass out. peak comedy.
 
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