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Agreed. In all my years of following Chris the only people I've seen being happy around him are those who fuck with him or are paid to be nice to him.
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Thing is, those famously mooned over serial killers all had some form of charisma or looks. Meanwhile Chris is socially retarded and looks like a Ben Franklin impersonator who retired to get fat and wear middle school girls' clothes.
This is what I'm thinking too. There's no way someone would willingly spend more than 30 minutes with post-Barb-fucking Chris without some kind of tangible gain.
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Does anybody know of a foolproof way that I can get notified when Chris or Geno go live on Youtube? Youtube's app notifications are well known to be shitty and unreliable. Same for their subscription feed for that matter. Having Revanced on mobile does not change the notification experience at all either.
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Even Adam Lanza has some fangirls.
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It's kinda surprising that Chris didn't combine Dr. Robotnik and Giovanni into one character to circumvent copyright as he believes, as akin to him replacing only Robotnik with an off-brand version.
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can anyone tell me, how the fuck chris gets away with shit all the time. no like honestly, he has gotten away with the rape of his mother, running over someone (twice), and prolly sexual assault (if any real woman chris met wanted press charges). It’s one thing to be lucky, it’s another to just be a retard and having pity be taken on you. knowing him I wouldn’t say it was impossible for him to pull the same shit again, and suffer no real punish for his actions. it’s a sad cycle ,however that’s what happens with you enter his little world ig.
ps first post 
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Regarding the incest, Chris didn't really get away scot free. He spent over a year alone in a county jail cell and his mental state got worse, to the point he now thinks he's Jesus. To my knowledge it's not clear to this day how much Chris lost in terms of money, possessions, and access to his home. The case was eventually dismissed, using an autism deferral. Chris may have been the first person in Virginia to have used an autism deferral.
His former lawyer, Rob Bell, helped pass the law allowing for autism deferrals and supported various other improvements regarding mental healthcare in Virginia. Apparently he has a daughter with autism or something.
After attempting to run over Michael Snyder, Chris and Barb spent practically all their inheritance from Bob on Rob Bell, a factor leading to the Financhu Crisis. He managed to get them suspended sentences, but after that they needed to beg for donations online.
When Chris needed a lawyer again in 2014 he had to go with a public defender. That was the pepper spray incident. Chris was lucky enough that the guy argued his charges down from a felony with 1-5 years in prison to misdemeanor assault and battery, so he was able to avoid additional jail time, but he still had to attend the therapeutic docket.
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Yeah, you’re right about the incest. However I am saying chris doesn’t get real jail-time. yea ofc he does suffer money wise, but knowing chris and his retarded ways that money would be spend on cons, toys, and games. you could make the point that being in jail for a year for chris was a good thing. he got the basic food, and water a normal person will have helping him lose weight (that’s awesome).
Now mentally chris is fubared. I don’t think he is ever going to come to terms with the shit he has gotten himself into. I don’t think (in my opinion) that chris became more disillusion due to this time in jail. if anything chris had time to thinking about his life (not too critical about him ofc this is chris with are talking about) but at least to know talking to any person in general over the internet is a bad idea. that will explain why he is so against photos being taken of himself, and taking to be more hidden in pubilc.
for your the last part and prolly my most normal of normal takes. chris needs to be in therapy in one way or another. this type of trolling for a normal person has to do something. chris ofc benefitted from therapeutic docket.
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I don’t hate chris nor love him. honestly if he dropped dead i will feel indifferent, (if anything a little happy). it’s nuts all of this could have been stopped, and prevented.
he always falls through the cracks, and never getting the help he needs. (being in a mental ward). chris is a loser, but he always bounces back, (through the help of enablers, or just people who are sorely misinformed).
ps sorry for the long rant
tldr: chris sometimes benefits from doing stupid shit, and never really suffers real consequences.
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I haven't been able to figure that out, because any previous cases would probably not have been published. There are a number of cases before Chris where such a deferral was denied and the denial was upheld. Some law firms that show up on a search for the statute claim to have done it successfully before, so it's entirely possible there are cases before Chris.
The cases I've seen (without doing any kind of exhaustive search) are mostly sex-related including CP and solicitation. I'd be willing to bet he's the first literal motherfucker to get one.
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Tard Teflon. He's the son of a master manipulator as well, which does help some with people who don't know about him at all. It's not very effective in the long run though because he's a retard and anyone with any amount of knowledge on him will see right through his bullshit immediately.can anyone tell me, how the fuck chris gets away with shit all the time. no like honestly, he has gotten away with the rape of his mother, running over someone (twice), and prolly sexual assault (if any real woman chris met wanted press charges). It’s one thing to be lucky, it’s another to just be a retard and having pity be taken on you. knowing him I wouldn’t say it was impossible for him to pull the same shit again, and suffer no real punish for his actions. it’s a sad cycle ,however that’s what happens with you enter his little world ig.
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A lot of people, judges included, believe white retards shouldn't be held responsible for their actions.
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Chris is a cursed being. He has tremendously bad luck in most aspects of his life but whatever evil Sonichu spirit that has hold of him will not allow him to ever fall enough to have a wake up call. Chris is the immortal retard, the lolcow phoenix that will never truly be happy but never truly be punished enough to reverse his fate.
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I doubt the court feels a reason to. Cases get sealed all the time. It seems to have been resolved. The state probably would find it a waste of resources to re open it unless he does something again
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I still don't get how anyone could be sexually attracted to (Sonic-style) hedgehogs.
- he committed incest and has favored adultery
- he has an obese ego to the point of fanaticism
- he thinks he's Christ
"Chris Chan" seems to be one. Like a weak and intellectually challenged demon with no supernatural powers.
- he committed incest and has favored adultery
- he has an obese ego to the point of fanaticism
- he thinks he's Christ
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Flutter is giving me Hagumi Hanamoto vibes. This character is supposable 18.
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Porn. Lots of porn. Someone sees sonic charecter type porn, especially when really young, and they end up conflating sex / porn, and those feelings with sonic (or whatever they saw)
Add in autism, and yeah, its not much better.
Its very likely he found sonic porn early and it only encouraged things.
It sounds strange of course, but if you consider how a boy whos never seen a pussy before might act if they FINALLY see a pussy, just on a hedgehog, especially in someone as desperate as chris?...yeah.
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Even if it defies natural human instinct of attraction to human?
"Honor Roll" was already 18 in 2000, back when internet access was often still dialup. I doubt Sonic porn was really a thing then. Then again, the incestuous freak is like a little kid with sex drive (which is very disturbing). Not to mention he's very autistic. So any Sonic porn he saw later in the '00s still could've left a big impression.
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