Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Shagedan]

Would you guys feel a little bit responsible if it turns out he started drinking because he's depressed about this thread?

Maybe a little bit, if this were the Hedonism II days where some gross shit he was doing on the side got out and he was embarrassed by it. But you can’t show off your Balldo and get your feefees hurt if nobody likes it. That’s all on you.

 

[DumbDude43]

How much of Rekieta's downfall can just be chalked up to just plain-old everyday Alcoholism? Like what percentage of his current problems are just due to drink? I think there are more key components and factors at play that safeguarded his victory as Lolcow of The Year (TM) quite frankly

a lot i think
alcohol impairs judgment and lowers inhibition. a sober nick might have reacted to 'mandy's advances with some scepticism and proper restraint, but a perpetually drunk nick instead reacted like "wow a big titty goth gf gamer girl is hitting on me, i'm gonna brag about it to the whole world on my livestream!"

 

[Elmo]

Nick got swapped out for a coherent legal 'expert' on FNT. Somehow this guy doesn't lick a whiskey glass every minute or talk about banging random chicks, like most lawyers do.

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Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Andrew (Legal Mindset) an ex-pat who has been living in SK for over a decade? So isn't he non-practicing as well? I never fully understood what his situation is.

 

[Phillip Green]

Would you guys feel a little bit responsible if it turns out he started drinking because he's depressed about this thread?

Not even a little bit. He's depressed because he spent the last year and a half publicly announcing that he's a proud degenerate, and that anyone who wasn't onboard with his new lifestyle and zero effort show can fuck right off. As a result, his entire audience promptly fucked right off. Now his ticket to easy street has been revoked.

It's not the Farm's fault for documenting this process.

The combined total of anyone who's ever viewed this thread is a small percentage of the audience he'd built before he threw it all away. The Farms didn't chase away the original lolsuit audience. It didn't chase away the weebs. It didn't chase away the Christian trad dad audience. It didn't chase away the superchatting toast speds. It didn't even chase away the retards on his tranny porn posting discord. Nick did that all on his own.

He's exposed himself as a gross, lazy, thirsty, unfunny, mess of a man, and is getting laughed at.

a lot i think
alcohol impairs judgment and lowers inhibition. a sober nick might have reacted to 'mandy's advances with some scepticism and proper restraint, but a perpetually drunk nick instead reacted like "wow a big titty goth gf gamer girl is hitting on me, i'm gonna brag about it to the whole world on my livestream!"

Sure, lowered inhibitions and temporarily impaired judgement don't help, but wet brain can only explain so much. Simple drink, even fairly hardcore alcoholism, doesn't cause a man to suddenly think "hey, you know what I really like? Getting in my underwear and flirting with dudes at a gay bar. And then telling the entire Internet how awesome that is for my totally monogamous relationship with my female wife!" The dude is still social media friends with the BBC male prostitutes he met at a Jamaican sex resort. The MANdy catfishing is pretty small potatoes compared to the other gay shit he's been up to.

And liking American Beauty for anything aside from the cinematography is proof of some kind of deep personality disorder, with or without alcohol.

 

[Steamy Hot Poo Poo]

The special and sad thing about Nick is nearly none of us are enjoying his decent into self destruction and lolcowdom, we just want him to get to get better.

Speak for yourself. I'm thoroughly enjoying this nose dive and hope it goes further in order to laugh even harder.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

The special and sad thing about Nick is nearly none of us are enjoying his decent into self destruction and lolcowdom, we just want him to get to get better.

I dunno, he had some funny streams in the past, but this thread has moments that top it. Watching "chad dad" Nick Rekieta get catfished by creepy middle aged men, deepthroat bottles out of his almost parodic addiction to liquor, rave about his trips to "Jamaica" and "underwear bars", and tardrage at black comic book writers is hilarious. Like even 2019 era Nick responding to getting sued by Ron Toye who hired Kevin Landau as his lawyer wouldn't have been as funny as this.

So have yourself a drink, Nick, you've earned it and it'll help keep the tremors away.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Yeah, I'd be careful about getting too fond of Andrew/Legal Mindset.

As a general rule, anyone who uses a selection of faked expressions in their thumbnails is a massive faggot and should be avoided. For Disney in particular though, I actually listen to him due to his legit expertise.

The special and sad thing about Nick is nearly none of us are enjoying his decent into self destruction and lolcowdom, we just want him to get to get better.

I'm enjoying the hell out of it and can't wait for the next chapter. As long as he doesn't hurt his kids, idgaf what happens to him.

 

[CobraPlissken]

If he is depressed, considering his recent downwards spiral into unabashed degeneracy, it's probably because he thinks he is too good for the "family man" life like a lot of narcissistic middle-aged men think they are. This kind of person got married and had kids not out of love or a genuine desire to build a legacy, just as a lazy way to have their dicks regularly wet. Being terminally online makes these types believe they have a lot more options than they actually have, so they start resenting their wives and kids. They think about all the coom they could have if only they didn't have a family.

You see this all the time in the troon threads. I'd also wager that the whole thing about Lady Rackets posting lewds, going to swinger events, dressing sluttier and whatnot is the equivalent to a transwidow pegging her husband and letting him crossdress at home -- the sort of thing a woman does when trying to cope with the realization that the man she loves and wasted her best years on is a hopeless coomer and naively believes the only way to keep him is to indulge in his coomerism.

The difference is that Nick here won't troon out, but he's well on his path to destroying his family out of hedonism. Many such cases.

 

[waffle]

Mindset really struck gold with his previous practice area being special district law in Central Florida, but also not being so close to Disney he can't talk at all.

I rly should have found some way to grift off Low Tax's court filings before he ate his pistol, lol.

The moment Nick talks out of his ass half the viewers will call him out. This isn't stuff Nick can just bullshit thru and people will be amazed by terms. The people who follow the Disney stuff are informed because there is a dedicated group explaining stuff like Florida zoning laws and municipal codes.

 

[Pomniman]

How much of Rekieta's downfall can just be chalked up to just plain-old everyday Alcoholism? Like what percentage of his current problems are just due to drink? I think there are more key components and factors at play that safeguarded his victory as Lolcow of The Year (TM) quite frankly

If you really want to take a deep dive into his headbrain, I'd say his true drug of choice is homosexuality because he acts like a 12 year old stoner who thinks drugs make him deep whenever he talks about his experiences with booze, shrooms, weed, cocaine, or MDMA. His whole stated raison d'etre in life is doing things because they're funny and if you marinate your brain in enough substances everything will always be funny for at least one hour out of the day even if it makes you a dysfunctional and often depressive queer the other 23 hours.

 

[waffle]

Nick's core problems are coomerism (or possibly physical pleasure seeking in general) and having low moral fiber. I think Nick is one of the few people who became an alcoholic mostly out of hedonism and his life style allowing it, as opposed to the usual flight from inner demons.

It leads me to have a lot less sympathy for him than most addicts. It's kind of like a crazy person you know for a fact is also an assbole because you knew them before they were crazy.

 

[AnOminous]

For instance, I think, and this isn't a controversial opinion, that as fucked up as Chris was by himself, everything everyone did to him just made him an even worse person.

Lots of people tried to help him and he completely rebuffed any actual attempt to do so. Fuck him.

Same with Nick. Fuck him too. When people responded to his increasingly aberrant behavior with general concern he told them all to go fuck themselves. No point wasting time on an empathy black hole.

And I'll be laughing all the way down the spiral.

Miss me with that troll's remorse shit.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

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[Harm]

Other than his physical deterioration and the impact on his family, Nick's downfall is one of the most glorious harvests I've seen. Smug, self-assured asshole spends years pissing all over others and feigning his various forms of superiority only to be reduced to some drunken retarded pedoguarding niggerfaggot who has debased himself in most ways: Professionally, spiritually, socially, ethically, sexually, financially, and all so publicly.

As for whether we're "responsible" or not, especially if his drinking ramped up in response to this thread, that's confusing to me. Most lolcows would die to have had a thread as charitable as his was towards him. His resources in terms of support structures and economic security are substantial compared to most people observed by this website, almost unmatched. Others have pulled themselves out of far worse situations with far less at their disposal. So no, I wouldn't feel responsible. Why should I if he won't be responsible for himself?

 

[Pomniman]

Nick's core problems are coomerism (or possibly physical pleasure seeking in general) and having low moral fiber. I think Nick is one of the few people who became an alcoholic mostly out of hedonism and his life style allowing it, as opposed to the usual flight from inner demons.

It leads me to have a lot less sympathy for him than most addicts. It's kind of like a crazy person you know for a fact is also an assbole because you knew them before they were crazy.

The only demons inside him are the ones he goatses himself to receive at gay underwear parties. Though really the association between addiction and trauma is oversold because every junkie and lowlife con artist has a sob story they've recited a million times whether parts of it happen to be true or they've manufactured the whole thing (it doesn't really matter). At the end of the day coddling these shitbirds only emboldens them to crawl further into their self-pity and hedonism.

 

[AnOminous]

Why should I if he won't be responsible for himself?

And also what did we even do to feel responsible about? Tell him to pull up? Tell him "hey that 'girl' you're fawning over is obviously a catfish and probably a dude?" If he's going to spitefully double down like a complete asshole and crash into that wall he was warned about, literally just because someone told him not to, how the fuck is that anyone's fault but his own?

 

[Harm]

If he's going to spitefully double down like a complete asshole and crash into that wall he was warned about, literally just because someone told him not to, how the fuck is that anyone's fault but his own?

"You warning me about that wall actually caused me to choose to crash into it. Don't you feel responsible for my actions?"

 

[Pelican Bones]

Would you guys feel a little bit responsible if it turns out he started drinking because he's depressed about this thread?

As an incel prude kf faggot that doesn't understand social cues, I'm going to have to say "no".

 

[Iron Hamster]

As a general rule, anyone who uses a selection of faked expressions in their thumbnails is a massive faggot and should be avoided. For Disney in particular though, I actually listen to him due to his legit expertise.

I try but when he goes clown mode with the memberships and superchats I have to bail.

 

[waffle]

The only demons inside him are the ones he goatses himself to receive at gay underwear parties. Though really the association between addiction and trauma is oversold because every junkie and lowlife con artist has a sob story they've recited a million times whether parts of it happen to be true or they've manufactured the whole thing (it doesn't really matter). At the end of the day coddling these shitbirds only emboldens them to crawl further into their self-pity and hedonism.

People who are trying to cope with substances can often be saved by teaching them other ways, bacause at the end of the day they just want to "feel better". It isn't even about believing their sob story, or even caring about them - really. But they can frequently be reformed into atleast semi-functuonal people who arent burdens on the system. People like Nick never stop.because they are acting based on a character flaw.