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- Jul 30, 2021
Please never change bossman, your escapades never leave me unamused 

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He'd just taken off from Portland when he found out.Its a crying shame Boss didn't win Lolcow of the year.
The appeal is that Lossman CANNOT FUCKING STOP GAMBLING WHEN AT THE TOP and loses completely everything, turning him into a crackheaded, chromosomated to shit and back, version the sysyphus myth, take your rat stone, roll it up the hill, only to be trampled by it rolling down the hill, breaking the few bones that somehow went unscathed on the way up, this, ON THE DAILY, with much less wear than IP2 creatures or onlyuseme, but on the exact same crack-good for nothing-life on the edge tier.i dont get the appeal
he's like those boomers who play slots at vegas casinos, mindlessly throwing cash at the machine and pulling the lever. a sad addict ruining his life, but there's nothing funny or entertaining about it imo
Because there are a thousand gambling addicts like Bossman. But there is only one RekeitaAnd why isn't this man Lolcow of the year again?
Because sadly, this behavior is very common. There are entire channels of YouTubers playing high stakes blackjack with Dana White and really not being able to handle the swings and losses.And why isn't this man Lolcow of the year again?
Yes. Part of why the addiction is bad is because you will have some big wins on occasion. It's the interspersed wins. The addiction wouldn't be as strong if you got nothing but Ls. Occasional non guaranteed rewards will cause a mouse to shock himself to death for the chance of getting a food pellet. I can't find the name of the official experiment.This dude multiplies his money a lot, is it that common in gambling to end up with more money than you started with just to gamble it all away?
This reminds me of a scene from Glengarry Glen Ross used heavily in the Celebrity Soundboard Prank days.From 290 to 6k and back to 0 within 4 minutes. Edited to fix the aspect ratio
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Yes. The game is called Keno and it’s one of BMJ’s specialties. It’s also one of the most fucking retarded gambling games I have ever seen. You pick around 8 numbers on the board of 32 (some Keno games will use double or triple that amount), make a bet and if the numbers randomly line up, you get a payout with a higher multiplier for each matching square. You can see that on Stake’s version, you have to have at least 4 numbers match to even get past a 0x payout. The odds are ridiculous. It’s like playing the lottery, but instead of getting a trillion dollars when you win once, you win less then what you paid for the ticket. He plays this over and over, betting hundreds each time. That’s why it’s possible for him to lose $6k in the span of 4 minutes.How does that game work? You pick numbers on the field and it randomly picks numbers and if they match you get multipliers etc.? Not a gambler, don't wanna lose my hard earned money, so am too chicken-shit to do it. Though I consider that a good trait in that case.
This is enhanced by the e-girl he tried to ruin his marriage over being a middle aged guy working at a car factory and his increasing chances of drowning in a hot tub in the same way that he mocked Matthew Perry for doing (but live on camera this time).Balldo got established as a lawtuber over years, made a big bag, and is now setting his life on fire in a midlife crisis. That's far more interesting imo.
The catfish thing was just the latest hilarity. Balldo simped for a relatively obvious catfish for over a year and lo and behold, the catfish turned out to be some weird skinwalking fag who was spending his own money to get into balldo's inner circle for seemingly no reason other than to satisfy his own unresolved AGP issues. Its a weird turn of events.Hasn't he lost a few hundred thousand dollars at this point? (Not talking about wagers, I know he's >$1 mil at that)
Other than being catfished by an obvious catfish what did he do? I'm out of the loop but it's hard to imagine it's above BMJ suplexing an expensive gamer chair and screaming bloody murder while punching holes in the wall
Especially with braindead repeat customers like Bossman. They know just the right amount of wins to keep that white whale good and hooked until his "luck" turns and they can take him/his enablers to the cleaners in perpetuity.There's just no way these win streaks aren't pre programmed to happen every now and then before going back to the original programming.![]()
you gotta risk it for the biscuit manJesus Christ! How could anyone gamble that type of money. $327 a spin, that's insane.
You also get more if you keep going every time t oh get the diamond so your odds of losing go up each time.Yes. The game is called Keno and it’s one of BMJ’s specialties. It’s also one of the most fucking retarded gambling games I have ever seen. You pick around 8 numbers on the board of 32 (some Keno games will use double or triple that amount), make a bet and if the numbers randomly line up, you get a payout with a higher multiplier for each matching square. You can see that on Stake’s version, you have to have at least 4 numbers match to even get past a 0x payout. The odds are ridiculous. It’s like playing the lottery, but instead of getting a trillion dollars when you win once, you win less then what you paid for the ticket. He plays this over and over, betting hundreds each time. That’s why it’s possible for him to lose $6k in the span of 4 minutes.
He also plays “Mines” which is essentially Minesweeper but without the numbers you use to determine the mine positions. I shit you not, it’s just clicking random squares and praying you don’t hit a mine. You get a higher multiplier on your payout for each square you hit before landing on a mine. The odds on this game are also extremely low, obviously.
ETA: grammar because I’m retarded
Yes, it's how casinos make money. They rely on people getting a winning streak and then upping their bets.This dude multiplies his money a lot, is it that common in gambling to end up with more money than you started with just to gamble it all away?