Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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Its a crying shame Boss didn't win Lolcow of the year.
He'd just taken off from Portland when he found out.
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i dont get the appeal
he's like those boomers who play slots at vegas casinos, mindlessly throwing cash at the machine and pulling the lever. a sad addict ruining his life, but there's nothing funny or entertaining about it imo
The appeal is that Lossman CANNOT FUCKING STOP GAMBLING WHEN AT THE TOP and loses completely everything, turning him into a crackheaded, chromosomated to shit and back, version the sysyphus myth, take your rat stone, roll it up the hill, only to be trampled by it rolling down the hill, breaking the few bones that somehow went unscathed on the way up, this, ON THE DAILY, with much less wear than IP2 creatures or onlyuseme, but on the exact same crack-good for nothing-life on the edge tier.
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I mean, even if he would win a million dollahs, what then? He's going to lose it all gambling for more, which is all he has in life, instead of cashing out half to give his parents and gambling with the other half. Add crack to that and you have a combo when you literally can't stop, except it's gambling rather than jerking off.
 
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And why isn't this man Lolcow of the year again?
Because sadly, this behavior is very common. There are entire channels of YouTubers playing high stakes blackjack with Dana White and really not being able to handle the swings and losses.
This dude multiplies his money a lot, is it that common in gambling to end up with more money than you started with just to gamble it all away?
Yes. Part of why the addiction is bad is because you will have some big wins on occasion. It's the interspersed wins. The addiction wouldn't be as strong if you got nothing but Ls. Occasional non guaranteed rewards will cause a mouse to shock himself to death for the chance of getting a food pellet. I can't find the name of the official experiment.
 
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This reminds me of a scene from Glengarry Glen Ross used heavily in the Celebrity Soundboard Prank days.

You just cost me 6000 dollars. 6000 DOLLARS!
 
How does that game work? You pick numbers on the field and it randomly picks numbers and if they match you get multipliers etc.? Not a gambler, don't wanna lose my hard earned money, so am too chicken-shit to do it. Though I consider that a good trait in that case.
Yes. The game is called Keno and it’s one of BMJ’s specialties. It’s also one of the most fucking retarded gambling games I have ever seen. You pick around 8 numbers on the board of 32 (some Keno games will use double or triple that amount), make a bet and if the numbers randomly line up, you get a payout with a higher multiplier for each matching square. You can see that on Stake’s version, you have to have at least 4 numbers match to even get past a 0x payout. The odds are ridiculous. It’s like playing the lottery, but instead of getting a trillion dollars when you win once, you win less then what you paid for the ticket. He plays this over and over, betting hundreds each time. That’s why it’s possible for him to lose $6k in the span of 4 minutes.

He also plays “Mines” which is essentially Minesweeper but without the numbers you use to determine the mine positions. I shit you not, it’s just clicking random squares and praying you don’t hit a mine. You get a higher multiplier on your payout for each square you hit before landing on a mine. The odds on this game are also extremely low, obviously.

ETA: grammar because I’m retarded
 
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Balldo got established as a lawtuber over years, made a big bag, and is now setting his life on fire in a midlife crisis. That's far more interesting imo.
This is enhanced by the e-girl he tried to ruin his marriage over being a middle aged guy working at a car factory and his increasing chances of drowning in a hot tub in the same way that he mocked Matthew Perry for doing (but live on camera this time).
 
Hasn't he lost a few hundred thousand dollars at this point? (Not talking about wagers, I know he's >$1 mil at that)


Other than being catfished by an obvious catfish what did he do? I'm out of the loop but it's hard to imagine it's above BMJ suplexing an expensive gamer chair and screaming bloody murder while punching holes in the wall
The catfish thing was just the latest hilarity. Balldo simped for a relatively obvious catfish for over a year and lo and behold, the catfish turned out to be some weird skinwalking fag who was spending his own money to get into balldo's inner circle for seemingly no reason other than to satisfy his own unresolved AGP issues. Its a weird turn of events.

Prior to that: balldo's story (as much as I've been able to establish being l8 and g4y to the balldo party) is more or less as follows:
1. Become a lawyer, marry high school sweet heart, start his own firm, pump out 5 kids.
2. Get into "lawtubing", develop an audience, stop doing real lawyer shit for the purposes of the easy ride of retards throwing cash your way on every stream.
3. Establish a weird niche in the animay sphere by covering the Vic Mignona drama, earn an even bigger bag from that, until of course his buddy Ty Beard fucks up the whole case with whats essentially a clerical error turning into a late assignment.
4. Doesn't even matter, pivot to the Kenosha riots and the Rittenhouse trial, make an even bigger bag and gain an even bigger audience.
5. Start neglecting kids and wife because much like BMJ, the dopamine rush that he gets from streaming to his nuthuggers and getting their donos is far more rewarding.
6. Then the locals shit happens; hes now bored with his marriage so he starts "gettin real weird with it" doing shirtless streams with other half naked weirdos, talking about his degenerate sex life with Kayla, shilling the balldo, talking about sexcapades and swinging, etc. His original viewers start dropping off like flies because they subbed to his channel for the lawtent, not the weird sexcapades.
8. Drexel, his socioeconomic nigger "friend" and possibly his bull, tells a story about him grooming a 13 year old for "hardcore BDSM dungeon sex" that leads to a whole bunch of scrutiny from the farms, and balldo niggerguards for him causing Null and balldo to fall out.
7. He starts drinking more and more heavily as his viewership decreases and his kiwifarms fans turn into antifans and start documenting balldo's fall from grace. This becomes a negative feedback loop as is often the case in lolcows causing balldo to continue digging his own grave at a breakneck pace.
8. The farms' top autists do some sleuthing and find out that the catfish he was simping for is a skinwalking agp weirdo. Balldo is now spooked and is trying to walk the line of "kiwifarms is always wrong but I should probably cut down on my drinking and my simping for MANdy" < we are here.

Keep in mind, I just hit on some major points, there are balldostorians who no doubt could scrutinize and nitpick my timeline to kingdom come.

We still have the MANdy blackmail arc, the divorce arc, the kevin spacey "american beauty" arc, the drunk driving crash hospitalization arc, and the drinks himself to death arc ahead of us in the next few years.

BMJ is going to have to get kicked out of his parents house and start sucking dicks for crack/gambling money while living in a dumpster to catch up to how thoroughly balldo is runing his life.
 
There's just no way these win streaks aren't pre programmed to happen every now and then before going back to the original programming. :story:
Especially with braindead repeat customers like Bossman. They know just the right amount of wins to keep that white whale good and hooked until his "luck" turns and they can take him/his enablers to the cleaners in perpetuity.

The free juice they give him each day is digital clouds, it's not real money, it's just the bait to keep the chimp pressing the button until that's all gone and they can start getting the real money he's managed to crybeg that day.
 
Yes. The game is called Keno and it’s one of BMJ’s specialties. It’s also one of the most fucking retarded gambling games I have ever seen. You pick around 8 numbers on the board of 32 (some Keno games will use double or triple that amount), make a bet and if the numbers randomly line up, you get a payout with a higher multiplier for each matching square. You can see that on Stake’s version, you have to have at least 4 numbers match to even get past a 0x payout. The odds are ridiculous. It’s like playing the lottery, but instead of getting a trillion dollars when you win once, you win less then what you paid for the ticket. He plays this over and over, betting hundreds each time. That’s why it’s possible for him to lose $6k in the span of 4 minutes.

He also plays “Mines” which is essentially Minesweeper but without the numbers you use to determine the mine positions. I shit you not, it’s just clicking random squares and praying you don’t hit a mine. You get a higher multiplier on your payout for each square you hit before landing on a mine. The odds on this game are also extremely low, obviously.

ETA: grammar because I’m retarded
You also get more if you keep going every time t oh get the diamond so your odds of losing go up each time.
 
Just another day in the life of BMJ

I think it's safe to call his parents enablers at this point, the same way parents who let their kids with bad drug addictions live with them and give them money and shit (hell we know BMJ has at least smoked crack in the past so substance abuse is also in the picture).
 
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