Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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His brain must be totally fried from dopamine poisoning or excessive dopamine release.

Can anyone recommend a good compilation of bossmanJack? I want to spread the love.
 
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i dont get the appeal
he's like those boomers who play slots at vegas casinos, mindlessly throwing cash at the machine and pulling the lever. a sad addict ruining his life, but there's nothing funny or entertaining about it imo
Username checks out ;)

I think the appeal, to me anyways, that BMJ is a return to the classic lolcow of yore.

No politics, no degeneracy, no diaper sex or trooning out.

Just a (mildly) retarded man child who yells, punches walls and fucks himself over time after time.
 
MAN FUCK YOU EDDIE, FUCK YOU (might not be the smartest thing to scream at your employer, tbh).



Entire mines run, from 200 -> 800 -> 0 in 8 minutes, took him less time than the 6k ;story:

 
Jesus Christ! How could anyone gamble that type of money. $327 a spin, that's insane.
I can't believe that he would double his bets and even though he's down to nearly $2k he's still doing $327 bets. He doesn't wait until he's already lost everything to start pulling his bets back. Surely once you do the victory dance that's the time to cash out. You won, you're riding the high of winning, you got what you wanted but no. Let's just dump it all straight in the trash and act surprised when it all disappears like it always does.
 
i dont get the appeal
he's like those boomers who play slots at vegas casinos, mindlessly throwing cash at the machine and pulling the lever. a sad addict ruining his life, but there's nothing funny or entertaining about it imo
Watching BMJ is the experience of the house. It's like you're personally there gambling, except you trade time for schadenfreude and win when he loses. All the dopamine of gambling vicariously experienced with the added bonus of always having the house advantage. It's a taste of owning a casino and physically watching your paycheck build up in realtime, except you're even more of a Satan beast and get paid in watching misfortune unfold.
 
Surely once you do the victory dance that's the time to cash out.
It doesn't matter if he withdraws the money. BMJ has no other hobbies or passions in life other than gambling and smoking weed/crack. He has zero bills to pay so the only reason he's upset he lost it all is because now he has no money to gamble with. Is he out of drugs? Well then he's also upset he also can't call his dealer.

Cashing out and vaulting is some coping mechanism for gamblers. They feel they deserve a pat on the back for being responsible and taking the winnings even though they'll deposit that money right back in.

BMJ has no desire to change, he is perfectly fine living with his parents gambling all day and smoking weed until the day he dies.
 
There are entire channels of YouTubers playing high stakes blackjack with Dana White and really not being able to handle the swings and losses.
I'd like to introduce everyone to Jason Liu Vs. "The Pot Monster". Big Bet Poker confirmed there was a fist fight afterwards, but the stream was delayed by 5 minutes, so it was not captured.

(Nitter)
 
BMJ has no desire to change, he is perfectly fine living with his parents gambling all day and smoking weed until the day he dies.
For all the new people here, reminder he won like $50,000 USD and then just kept redepositing it in piece by piece nonstop over a couple days til he hit $0
 
Has Bossman has gone into detail about his preferences for certain games over others?
It mainly depends on how "due" they are, aka how much money he already spent on a game and according to his logic how likely it is to pay out now.
 
MAN FUCK YOU EDDIE, FUCK YOU (might not be the smartest thing to scream at your employer, tbh).

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Entire mines run, from 200 -> 800 -> 0 in 8 minutes, took him less time than the 6k ;story:

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I don't know about you guys but when I'm having trouble at work I always scream "FUCK YOU [boss's name]" as loud as I can, and it always resolves my problems immediately.
Has Bossman has gone into detail about his preferences for certain games over others?
Not really but you can pick up a lot from watching - he definitely believes in Keno the most, as he is always reminding his audience that he climbed to 50k on Keno. He also seems to like mines, roulette, and blackjack a lot. Slots are mid and he will do them voluntarily sometimes but usually he does slots per a juicers request. He's done scratch cards and some other originals occasionally but these are mostly one off requests, however he seems to like Limbo and Crash somewhat.
 
I don't know about you guys but when I'm having trouble at work I always scream "FUCK YOU [boss's name]" as loud as I can, and it always resolves my problems immediately.

Not really but you can pick up a lot from watching - he definitely believes in Keno the most, as he is always reminding his audience that he climbed to 50k on Keno. He also seems to like mines, roulette, and blackjack a lot. Slots are mid and he will do them voluntarily sometimes but usually he does slots per a juicers request. He's done scratch cards and some other originals occasionally but these are mostly one off requests, however he seems to like Limbo and Crash somewhat.
He seems to like games where he thinks he has a degree of control. Keno and Roulette he can pick the numbers, Mines he can choose which spaces to click, Blackjack he can act on what cards he is dealt. In reality almost every game is predetermined or have odds in favor of the house, so he's not really getting any control over the results. He could make more money by simply not gambling, but that's nonsensical to an addict like himself.
 
Not really but you can pick up a lot from watching - he definitely believes in Keno the most, as he is always reminding his audience that he climbed to 50k on Keno. He also seems to like mines, roulette, and blackjack a lot. Slots are mid and he will do them voluntarily sometimes but usually he does slots per a juicers request. He's done scratch cards and some other originals occasionally but these are mostly one off requests, however he seems to like Limbo and Crash somewhat.
I think his preferences towards keno is due to how instant it is. He's only "won big" from it because he has the most plays in keno compared to anything else. It's just slots but even faster since the pulls are immediate. It's actually sort of cynical, it's gambling reduced to the most bare bones, simplist form, one step beneath just gambling on a random number generator directly.
 
god this shit is so depressing
Nah, it's fun. It would REALLY be depressing if he had kids and a baby momma and somehow had a house and property. That's when shit gets really get sad for gamblers. Right now, he's kinda of an isolated retard. He can lose as much as he won and there aren't really much real world devastating consequences (ignoring his wall, headset and keyboard.)
 
Nah, it's fun. It would REALLY be depressing if he had kids and a baby momma and somehow had a house and property. That's when shit gets really get sad for gamblers. Right now, he's kinda of an isolated retard. He can lose as much as he won and there aren't really much real world devastating consequences (ignoring his wall, headset and keyboard.)
Bossmanjack with baby momma drama would be some next level crazy. He might need a bossman baby soon to keep us entertained after he inevitably kills himself with his drug use and stress.
 
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