Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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And here we go full mask off. Sixfootdigger starts off with the typical "Josh let his lizard jump off his shoulder when he was outside HE ABUSES ANIMALS!!!" bullshit but then let's it slip out why he really hates him in the second half of the comment. He has to get up at 6am for a job he hates making minimum wage while the king is making wet and juicy videos totally blackout drunk with 300 dollars in his paypal. "Why should that autistic fuck be making money while I have to work for it?"

Holy fucking Christ, if you live in America and are sitting around on Reddit pissed off because Cobes makes more money than you its time to end it. If you are that pathetic, some retard on the internet is the least of your worries. I knew these guys were losers, but this post blows my mind.
 
Gorgeous.

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Two holes? His dick has two holes so it shoots cum everywhere?
Is this new information?
I'm fascinated and so confused. I have never heard of this. Perhaps he means he has a prince albert, and the site of the piercing is an extra hole?

Edit: This is, apparently, a thing. I learn something new from kiwifarms every day.
 

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It's a Redditor talking to the grifter chick, who someone thinks this is owning Cobes.
This. It’s somebody from Reddit sexting with the Bride of Boglimstein so that they can send the screens to cobra and troll him by saying she’s cheating. As proven earlier cobies is too awkward to sext with women without making it about his dad. Funny thing is I’ll be surprised if cobes would give shit. He’d probably be more pissed about trolls harassing her and “chasing her off” much more than her “cheating” on him
 
I'm fascinated and so confused. I have never heard of this. Perhaps he means he has a prince albert, and the site of the piercing is an extra hole?

Edit: This is, apparently, a thing. I learn something new from kiwifarms every day.
I've never heard of men having dual cum tubes at all. Much less ones where half of the cum ejects from the meatus and the other half goes underneath the ball sack.

That is absolutely repulsive.
 
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