Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

4506-C said:
Show the ladies your impressive reaction score and all will be well
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That's definitely my META. Bitches love my 3k updoots.

MasterBaiter said:
Not being a fuckboi and not riding the carousel . Looks are temporary glory of Rome is eternal.
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Isn't riding the carousel often referring to women "getting around"? Ive never heard of dudes riding the carousel unless they're gay.

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I feel like random people are more hostile to me these days.

I'm not ugly, im not short, I shower/shit/shave everyday. Im not super fit but im in solid shape, and I dress like everyone else, so I have all the first impression stuff down.

But the cashiers at every shop and people on the street seem to look at me and become upset or look like I ruined their day. They'll be chatting and laughing with the customer before me, and as soon as I step up their while demeanor visibly changes. Guys at the gun store, nerds at the gaming shop, associates at the departments stores, I seem to bring them all down.
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Its probably RBF or the crippling autism. Try wearing a paper bag for the former and a few drinks to get over the latter.

Autistic Mushroom said:
I don't even know where I would begin dating, I don't meet people outside of work anymore and I have had absolutely zero interest in any coworker I've ever had.
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Dont shit where you eat bud. If it doesn't work out with Karen from HR, she's going to spread the word, if it REALLY doesnt work with Karen from HR she'll get you fired. You'd better be 95%+ fucking sure that you and Karen are on the same page before even trying to get her out on a date. Think Jim and Pam from the Office.

Fields Of Rye said:
I am basically at the point in my life where my parents are "throwing" random women at me at weddings in such. Real Mike Tyson "Now Kith" shit. I basically haven't met a women that clicked since college. The ones in my "social group" I have zero in common with and I cannot stand, and I spent long enough dealing with my families endless judgements (old money) about the most mundane shit (painting is okay but drawing isn't, for example) that I'm completely nose blind to "tastefully weird" vs "High Octane Autism". Dude's don't give a shit if you have an ant colony or whatever but the amount of women who consider me "The bread guy" is in double digits. I think they are painfully aware that at this rate I'm either going to end up alone and embittered or getting into occultism or something.

So here's the question. Where is the line between "an interesting hobby" and "an unsettling fixation" for you? How do I sell the fact I think ants and mushrooms are cool as shit, that I have strong preferences for inks and calligraphy, or that if we're making bread I'm going to be about twice as interested in bread than you.

Basically, what date do I break out the sourdough starter to hit the 2 to -2 region on the "Snuffkin to Kaczynski autism gradient"

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Even if IRL women don't, my self and others on the farms appreciate your autism my kneadgga. Great autism scale btw, I fluctuate between the two extremes.
 
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56 others said:
I feel like random people are more hostile to me these days.

I'm not ugly, im not short, I shower/shit/shave everyday. Im not super fit but im in solid shape, and I dress like everyone else, so I have all the first impression stuff down.

But the cashiers at every shop and people on the street seem to look at me and become upset or look like I ruined their day. They'll be chatting and laughing with the customer before me, and as soon as I step up their while demeanor visibly changes. Guys at the gun store, nerds at the gaming shop, associates at the departments stores, I seem to bring them all down.

I try to talk to random people I'm trapped in line with or at some function with, and I only seem to get along with old men.
What happened, it wasnt like this 2 years ago, and I really dont think it was covid.
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Get your eyes checked. I had a similar experience, turns out I was scowling at everyone because I developed antisemitism astigmatism and needed glasses. Also wearing glasses in general makes people think you're thoughtful/cultured/civilized and thus less threatening because people are fucking stupid or something.
 
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bile demon said:
You all realize that retarded faggot is just a troll LARPing as a Platonic ideal of an incel, right?
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Shidoen said:
Sorry I’m too involved in the character’s backstory to break roleplay.
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I'm not a LARP, or a character. Everything I say is real and to be honest, I'd argue I'm TONING DOWN a lot of things. Hiding a lot of things even.
dick brain said:
Get your eyes checked. I had a similar experience, turns out I was scowling at everyone because I developed antisemitism astigmatism and needed glasses. Also wearing glasses in general makes people think you're thoughtful/cultured/civilized and thus less threatening because people are fucking stupid or something.
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It also makes other males more likely to see you as submissive/easy target/easy to rob.
 
Damn a lot of people seem upset with me and annoyed/frustrated. I'm seriously sorry for that. I know I must be extremely annoying to deal with/pathetic. I don't know what to say.
 
Towoman said:
How to get into skincare? Im mid twenties so i figure theres still something to be saved in my case but without family or rl womenfriends its kinda hard to get into cus if i ask my friends im just called a faggit and im pretty sure most of them just wing it anyway.
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First you gotta dig yourself a fucking deep hole in your basement. Then you kidnap a fat girl, throw her in the hole and tell her to "put the lotion on its skin". The rest will become apparent once you're in the zone. Remember, skin care is an art NOT a science.

Alright, femoids, rate me.
  • I am 5'4" cishet POC male, 103lbs soaking-wet-pockets-full-of-loonies-and-toonies, my pronouns are hre/hrim, and I've got 5 different sets of dye in my permed coif.
  • I usually wear extra tight skinny jeans which show off my beanstalk legs. I have a collection of cat and social justice themed shirts as well as an OG knit "pink pussy hat" from a feminist march which I inspired by browbeating some lesbians into putting it together, all for the sweet, sweet Reddit updoots.
  • Speaking of Reddit, I moderate 4 different subreddits: r/justzoomerthings, r/socialismforeveryone, r/loliconicons, r/rapethefascists.
  • When I'm not too busy moderating or scrolling through tiktoks for hours at a time on my latest and greatest iPhone, I work part time (<20h) as a barista at a Starbucks. Its hard, dangerous work, but someone has to do it.
  • When I get home, I'm usually thoroughly exhausted so I drink a Soylent Caffe Mocha Meal Replacement Shake because I am too lazy to learn how to cook.
  • After a brief nap, I lounge around browsing Amazon for hours, scouting out deals on Anime figurines, anything sold by black owned businesses, and womens lingerie.
  • After spending all of my hard earned barista bucks, I reorganize my collection of anime doujins and dvds. Sometimes I organize it by series, other times by the principal artist, and other times by the age of the love interests. Its usually the latter, if I'm being honest.
  • Once the hoarde has been thorougly combed over, I get to the real work: talking about new forms of microagressions, socialism, and coming up with new genderspecial furry OC's for fiver artists to draw.
  • I guess thats about a good a segue as any: I'm a furry. Well, not really, as I've got only one costume and it reeks so bad I have to keep it in the basement closet and douse it with lysol every day or it fumogates my ant colony.
  • Speaking of which, I have an ant colony! Its a pretty neat hobby, and low maintenance. I got into it accidentally after not washing my dishes for a few weeks, the little buggers showed up and never left, so I'm content to live and let live. I put food out for them every day, between the unfinished Soylent bottles I leave laying around and the week old doordash orders, they eat well.

Anyway, that about sums me up. Any femoid on here want to come over for some Netflix and chill?
 
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A Crying Goblin said:
I know. I'm kind of just "BOOHOO MY LIFE SUX CAUSE (this or that)"

Person: Okay here's a solution.

Me: "NO IT'S TOO FUCKING HOPELESS AND HARD BLAH BLAH"

Rinse and repeat.
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Don’t think anyone is frustrated or annoyed with you.

Maybe a tiny bit, but ultimately I think most people’s reactions are more like “Welp, I tried! It sucks that he won’t make some effort, but it’s his choice.”

People have given you a lot of different advice, and most of it, nay all of it, you shot down immediately.

No sweat if my back, but I think your life would be a lot smoother if you realized that there are things you can’t help, and things you CAN help. Some immediately. And some on the longer term.

Even if it’s something small like glasses.

You’re worried it makes you look meek and like a cuck/target?

Then get contacts short term, while you on a medium term work on your warped self esteem.
 
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I've been working in a Pharmacy for two weeks and I've grown to hate it. Not because of the medicine but the product for women, the makeup shit, the same product in 4x different vials that cant be put in the same place, every time some woman asks me some product that I've never heard about like thermal water, micellar water and shit like that. I've grown to hate shit that I've never wanted to know about it. From indifference to hate.

Why do women like and waste so much money on it? A single vial costs as much as thrice the most expensive stuff on men's tiny section most expensive item. Jesus there is solar filter for fucking hair, what the fuck.
Even on home or youtube ads I get those ads that brings me to the pharmacy where I have to put it on a dedicated shelf. Every product I see, even at home I get glimpses of my job.

It bothers me so much, the weight of knowledge.

Aldo why is tinture for women's hair cheaper than men's? Thrice as much for the same color.
 
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A Crying Goblin said:
I know. I'm kind of just "BOOHOO MY LIFE SUX CAUSE (this or that)"

Person: Okay here's a solution.

Me: "NO IT'S TOO FUCKING HOPELESS AND HARD BLAH BLAH"

Rinse and repeat.
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You're just broken, and allowed other people once to often talk or coerce you out of the thing you really wanted to do. Theres no sense listening to the advice of others to do things that you really don't enjoy in your heart of hearts.
Just figure out what you wanna do in life, double down on that, and let the rest happen by itself. Succeed, or at least let the consequences of your failure beat some appreciation for the little things into you. You probably already know what it is, you're just to scared to approach it.
 
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Why do women like and waste so much money on it? A single vial costs as much as thrice the most expensive stuff on men's tiny section most expensive item. Jesus there is solar filter for fucking hair, what the fuck.
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I can answer this one, like, industrial. Cosmetics are easy to make expensive as hell because at the end of the day it's more or less paint for your face and that little vial is going to last for long enough that the next time you get it it feels worth it. You can't exactly make it yourself. So we (slight powerlevel) sell for what they pay for.

Also, yeah, sure, you could probably get the same effect with some random ass shit you cooked up for 17 cents, but you wanna slather that on your face and wear it all day? Better trust the fancy shit with a woman's photoshopped eyes on it right?
 
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Since we're on the topic: How do women justify painting a different face on your face?

Like, fine, it's intrasexual posturing, whatever; either way, how do you codify that as anything but deceit?

And if you admit it's deceit, how do you reconcile that with your values? Are you just okay with being deceitful?

Same goes for filters, and half your clothes.
 
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