Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 22.1%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.2%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 308 58.6%

  • Total voters
    526
Well i hope Kat actually becomes a regular in his streams, i really get the feeling shes going through the same mental degradation Phil has been suffering from (thats what happens when you live with a nutcase), being on stream will speed up her insanity just like it happened to him.

In time we could have two nutcases for the prize of one, like the Bonnie and Clyde of hermit retards bringing eachother down.

edit: is funny how the last years with Leanna, when she was maturing MACHOORING, she did try to get Phil to act like an adult if only because she didnt want to spend the rest of her life with a perpetual manchild.
But he didnt allow Panda to bring him up to her level, and instead found Kat, who was a woman he could bring down to his level... Theres something poetic about that.
 
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Last night may finally get me done with Phil. I've never felt more disgust toward him.

It's one thing laughing at his stupid antics and the retarded sideshow around him, but watching Kat was just depressing. She has serious issues, and she was paraded out there for what? Phil to get ahead of this stupid documentary and get a few more bucks for his silly addictions.

Kat is fully complicit in all this, as well. She knows about WWE Champions, she knows he's an alcoholic, she knows he shamelessly begs all day.

It's just gross. Please die, Philip Burnell.
I'm not sure about Kat's complicity in all of this, the whole night DSP was like "woah super generous contribution of 10 dollars" etc, maybe he's doing it to seem more grateful than he really is but who knows, it's just as likely that he's lying to her about how much money he makes.
She genuinely seem like someone who would type in Dave's chat, just a air-head through and through
 
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I can't fuckin believe she's alive :story:
 
Damn this actually made me hate him more.

I guess Jenna was right during one of her meth rambles claiming phil was taking advantage of khet cause khet was, well to paraphrase, a simpleton. This isn't Khet it's human Silly Puddy that DSP copied himself onto, the same opinions that have the same tastes same rational to thier opinons.

Hated Final Fantasy 16, worst Final Fantasy, combat was too simple
never played a Final Fantasy, just 15 for a little
hates Bg3, combat and the game is too complex
loves RPGS

it's his not so-mini me. He took a literal retard and did what he does with his dents in stream but this is IRL, taking advantage of someone dumber than him.

This was so bizarre, not like husband and wife but like retard and his parrot or one idiot with another idiot too stupid to see how dumb the other idiot is.
He also got what he wanted for months, tons and tons of attention. Every fucking detractor and thier mother has a video out about this, and there's even detractors making videos about detractors reACKting to this. Brace yourself for super massive ego phil smuggly saying on his day off "the entire internet" was "gossiping about mai wife".

Kind of a W for him, he put out bait, his wife and detractors ran with it giving him the attention and validation he's been looking for since SF6 failed him. He's going to twist this as this wasn't some bizzare toxic thing to toss your wife to the wolves for attention and validation but how evil and mean the detractors are all for mike clum

But hey at least it put to bed the so fucktarded even Jayde wouldn't think this, the divorce saga crap
 
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So now that it's 100% confirmed that she's gotten fat as hell you're really not beating the doordash and alcohol allegations with the guest appearance there, Dave. We're supposed to believe all the "healthy homecooked meals" does that to a human being?
 
And here I was thinking calling her the obvious which is midwest trailer trash from a broken midwest trailer trash home who had no real aspirations in life, slim to no social life outside of work, having some sort of mental or behavioral disorder such as aspergers or DPD oh and having an underbite like a fucking ork out of warhammer was over the line.
 
Kat is probably depressed due to living with Phil and found comfort in food.

Phil likely encourages it because he's negligent and to trap her and make her dependent.

Phil is like Richard in that sense...just a poor influence.
Not only that, but I don't think Phil cares about how his partner looks since he's an asexual weirdo. The time he beat off on camera was extremely intense, bet he can only muster the testosterone to get it up once a year. Only time I ever had an experience like that was the first time I jerked off.
He doesn't care how fat she gets, or how much of a lesbian that haircut makes her look, as long as she makes him look like a mature adult doing mature adult things, along with doing maid work, he's happy.
 
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