Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Atomic Ant]

I will juice him up but only if he spends the money on crack. I despise actual gambling and don’t want to support it.

lol people have juiced him up for weed before, and said "im only sending you this if you spend it on weed", and he accepted, and gambled it away immediately

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

Austin is being fucking annoying in discord.

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Can anyone explain this one? It looks like he screencapped some guy trying to scam him? Is he saying that this guy was in his server?

 

[Black Spruce]

I sincerely hope his dad set up a will and gives the house to the wife. You already know that degenerate would sell the house and lose the money in a week.

A week is being generous. He'd have it all gone in the matter of hours.

 

[Ogre Magi]

I sincerely hope his dad set up a will and gives the house to the wife. You already know that degenerate would sell the house and lose the money in a week.

As fucked up and tragic as that would be if he did gamble the house away, you have to admit it would be pretty kino.

 

[Bossman Yak]

After gambling for a while with a 350 dollar depo he managed to vault an incredible 2.8k. Then he did this
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If only he could get Trapper to play for him. It couldn't lead to worse results at least.

 

[Ogre Magi]

A week is being generous. He'd have it all gone in the matter of hours.

I thought about it, and the only thing that would slow him down in this hypothetical would be exchanging the money for juice via viewers and other third parties, as well as hitting deposit limits. He would most definitely need to jump around from casino to casino due to the daily deposit limit on Stake. Without the added hoops to jump through it would be gone in hours, but with those restrictions I'd say a few days minimum depending on how much he starts with.

 

[degengambalar]

Can anyone explain this one? It looks like he screencapped some guy trying to scam him? Is he saying that this guy was in his server?

BMJ first goes off on a guy named Tether for saying something about all the pings(notifications everytime bmj uses @everyone). So he spam pings him to annoy him.
During this time some guy named Raneon says "I'm fucking dead" and bmj goes off on him for some reason. He exposes dms where the guy asked for $25 and calls him a beggar.

Apparently someone says that BMJ is also a beggar because he starts saying that he can ask his community for money because he's a streamer.

That's the gist of it. If it doesn't make sense it shouldn't because everyone in that discord is retarded.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

One of my risky trades went to the moon

I despise actual gambling and don’t want to support it.

You are a dumb nigger.

 

[Sneeds]

- Jew
- Fat
- Pillhead

What more can be said about MusicBizMarty

He’s a faggot too don’t forget that.

 

[Vulkan]

I wonder if in this new generation of retards growing up with online gambling being prevalent and easily accessible if judges are gonna start trying to do a conservatorship type deal on people like Austin who are still reliant on their parents into their adulthood.

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

He just had another amazing Keno run. 14.5k high. 6k withdrawn
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Some Austin cam highlights
TRAPPER! WE'RE RICH, BUDDY!
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It does not get better than watching this retard win big. I love the fake out quiting with a $400 fucking KENO bet. "oh well it's been a good run (click -$400). Yeah I'm done it was nice (click -$400)" and of course him hugging his curtain yelling "OH MY FUCKING GOD."

Why would anyone want to mess with any of this. It's perfection.

 

[Sneeds]

Reading the community happens thread and the posts about that fat faggot Music Biz Marty he really wants Josh attention. Just he went from Cyrax (Josh had no interested in) to Chantal where he swatted her family to Bossman some one that Josh loves. I guess aloging the lolcows and trying to gay op his thread is the only way to get attention.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

It does not get better than watching this retard win big. I love the fake out quiting with a $400 fucking KENO bet. "oh well it's been a good run (click -$400). Yeah I'm done it was nice (click -$400)" and of course him hugging his curtain yelling "OH MY FUCKING GOD."

Why would anyone want to mess with any of this. It's perfection.

I like the losing streaks that follow and his constantly decreasing amounts he's going to stop at

"Last one! 2000 lowest! Last one come on! 1000 lowest! 500 lowest! 100 lowest! Oh my God what even just happened!"

 

[Mr. Manchester]

The one silver lining with Marty's faggotry is that unlike someone like Cyraxx I think Austin will just call him a loser and go back to gambling. He might just be immune to a lot of the bullshit Marty does. Even when he went and yelled at the gay escort he was over it in a couple minutes and was back to the grind.

Also unlike Cyraxx or Chantal, Austin has this endearing quality that sort of makes you root for him. If he actually managed to somehow get that Honda Civic the whole website would celebrate and demand confetti. On the other had Cyraxx is an awful goblin man who waves his dick around while screeching but is pretty boring otherwise and Chantal is a fat bitch who chews with her mouth open and abuses cats. Hard to muster a lot of sympathy for those two. That's not to say someone won't disapprove of Marty crossing the line over and over again, they just won't care that much at the end of the day when it's Raxx or Chins. I don't know if the general watchers of internet retards will show the same complacency when it comes to the Bossman though.

 

[Cadoster]

Can anyone explain this one? It looks like he screencapped some guy trying to scam him? Is he saying that this guy was in his server?

It seems Austin and the rest of chat was making fun of him for begging, which is so unbelievably funny considering how much Austin begs. After begging Austin for a loan, the guy left and he came back today.

 

[Bowiotronic]

I really like that one of the variances of the "Oh my God, DUUUDE" phrase that he always utters feels like "they" are taking something integral away from him that he worked on, like the tone is of a nobleman who's being unjustly mugged of his ganancies. I decided to do another quick shop using both resources I found online and in here to permeate my explanation of the pussyssyphus of sorts.

 

[R00T]

As fucked up and tragic as that would be if he did gamble the house away, you have to admit it would be pretty kino.

he gambles and wins up to a deluxe 4 bedroom 3 bathroom 6 million dollar property with pool and jacuzzi, and proceeds to lose it all the way down to a cardboard box on the street corner.

 

[Jasper2K]

Link?

Check the Marty thread

 

[BanquetMegaBowl]

theres nothing quite like coming home from work, cooking myself a meal and sitting down and watching the BMJ highlight reels.

 

[TheGuntinator]

At least 3 grindr guys on their way. One needs to "Shower and Clean out" before heading over. 40 minute ETA on the first one and a different old man he called on the phone promising to be there 12:30AM Bossman Standard Time.

Would be funny if a day later. Marty started receiving messages about how they had such a good time, and BMJ started streaming at his new boyfriend's house after a few weeks. Just imagine if Marty's trolling cause BMJ to stream less as he learned to love life and men again.