I am completely sick of the DarksydePhil retards

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Didn’t null say the same shit about patposters last year? What is the difference?
Pat posters have a offsite containment area known as the OnA Forums, and are still largely receptive to Null's feedback. Neither of those things exist for the DSP alog-apooluza.
 
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My nigger in Christ you people really think I'm sitting here watching RAW dsp?! That shit is TRASH! The entertainment of DSP being a scumbag comes from other people roasting him. It's satisfying to here people tear apart a greedy beggar, I don't get upset. My tone can sound angry in text but I just like to use ridiculous capitals and colors for emphasis to makes shit read funnier.

Go to the Portugal Ralph thread and see how many people were laughing at Ralph's actual literal assault.

Is assault okay? No. Would I encourage assault? No. Should the person who did it be punished? I'm not a cop idgaf tbh

But was it funny that it happened to Ralph? Yes! These things are not mutually exclusive.
So you watch other people bitch about a fat retard on the Internet? That's fine, do your thing, but that's also kind of retarded. TIHYDP, and other edited down content are good enough, I don't need some faggot telling me the various reasons WHY I should be upset, though I won't judge, since that's basically what MATI is.

Also, the Ralph shit was fucking hilarious. But a fat retarded pigmonster in a foreign country actively seeking out a fight, finding one, and losing is a bit different than some schlubby slimebag grifting off of his poor performance. Ralph wanted a fight, he got one. Phil just needs some support for the stream dood to help with his taxes.

I'm not even directing my comment towards you specifically, just the general vibe of the subforum. Glad it's sticking around though, the new rules should help with the problem posters, and the rest of you guy's can talk all about Kehts waistline.
 
So you watch other people bitch about a fat retard on the Internet? That's fine, do your thing, but that's also kind of retarded.
Bro we are currently posting on a literal gossip forum. We are all katty middle school girls spreading rumors at the lunch table. I hate how some people act like they are above it all while actively rolling around in the mud. I like the mud, and I don't pretend otherwise. I see myself as no different then a bratty mean girls character talking about how fat Trisha is, because that shit is fun
 
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I had no idea the DSP board was home to such persuasive rhetoricians.
To be fair, @clothes in my closet's post was pretty comprehensive.



I'm an outsider looking into this, and I have no idea about any validity of any claims being made, but I really hope that this doesn't lead to any schism of the community. I think having one main thread for everything DSP related is the best solution for both sides.
As for @Null's reaction, I'd suggest taking some time before reacting if there is no imminent problem. If you still feel that your initial response is appropriate and useful, go ahead and post it. Giving yourself some time; it puts things into another perspective.
It seems to me that this has been prompted (and again, I could be wrong) by the same lame feeder joke that has been posted numerous times over the last couple of years. If that is the case, your reaction was unwarranted in my opinion.
Obviously this is your site and you can do and say what ever you want, but the people using it play a huge role in making it to what it is. Lashing out like this does not hep you and/or the community.
I love this site and get a huge amount of enjoyment out of it and I really don't want to see it change drastically.

Edit: Well, it seems that harmony has been restored in the time it took me to compose this post.
 
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Do think the DSP sub forum should slowly get archived and closed down over the next few months in favor of single thread or two threads with one being for his a-logs.

People have only posted the same 4 or 5 events here to show funny stuff that happened with him in the past year, to me that justifies a thread but comes very short of justifying a whole sub-board.

If a thread is too little for DSP, that says less about him and more about the posters.
 
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Phil is a 40-year-old man who by all accounts was handed multiple opportunities to achieve success by conventional (i.e. a traditional office job) and unconventional (i.e. YouTube, Twitch, etc.) means and he's arguably done so via the latter. Yet, he is starkly different from most other successful content creators, er, sorry, curator. Phil was on top of the YouTube world at one point. He could have leveraged his early mover advantage to catapult him to success but this opportunity quickly faded. Phil could also have joined with other creators to produce something successful and combined fanbases, but he's largely irrelevant now so that opportunity has passed, too. He is also utterly shameless and harmless and this is why I find laughing at Phil's antics easier than, say, some tranny that is out there causing problems for more than just themselves.

Phil is the lolcow to laugh at when you're simply not in the mood to dig into heavier stuff and he serves that purpose well. Look, I could laugh at Rekeita but the reality is the guy is self-destructing and he has a family. Ralph is physically killing himself, too, and it would be crazy to argue that such behaviors won't have a negative, perhaps temporary, impact on his children. CRP is another great example. Phil is one of the lolcows you can absolutely laugh at and it's both not punching down and whose antics are totally inconsequential (unlike someone like Elliot Fong). Realistically, a board dedicated to Philis probably not justifiable based on his popularity. Rather, keeping the board is the lesser of the two evils vs. threads about his bankruptcy, BG3 play though, Derich, etc. littering the rest of the website.
 
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I've never really seen the appeal in DSP. Yeah he's a fat, annoying, grifting faggot but just because someone's a fat, annoying, grifting faggot doesn't make them funny.
 
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So you watch other people bitch about a fat retard on the Internet? That's fine, do your thing, but that's also kind of retarded.
You could also say that watching other people bitch about a drunk lawyer on the internet is kinda retarded.

Does that mean we should shut down the Rekieta thread?

Most of us watch edited clips of whatever lolcow we’re following, we don’t have six hours a day to watch otherwise unwatchable content.

Glad the board is staying. Phil is my comfort food of lolcows. Not a tranny, not political, not a depressing lawyer pissing his life away because he’s an alkie.

Just the good ol’ fashioned fun of a retard blowing six figures on mobile games, his fat horse and him constantly whipping his dents for more money.

(And the occasional fun of weens trying to fuck with him.)
 
To be fair, @clothes in my closet's post was pretty comprehensive.
Thank you. I'm glad you took the time to read it, and formulate your own thoughts.

I'm an outsider looking into this, and I have no idea about any validity of any claims being made, but I really hope that this doesn't lead to any schism of the community.
Unfortunately, several of my favorite users were banned for voicing their opinions in this thread, so there has been a schism. This whole thing has left a really bad taste in my mouth.
 
Unfortunately, several of my favorite users were banned for voicing their opinions in this thread, so there has been a schism. This whole thing has left a really bad taste in my mouth.
There's no way I'm going to eat shit every day to keep this site up and then eat shit just trying to talk to people on the site. If people want to leave and goon in some Discord or start their own forum and deal with the lawsuits and FBI subpoenas, go for it, but I'm not going to sit here and take shit from a bunch of fucking retards every time I post in one area of my site.
 
I've never really seen the appeal in DSP. Yeah he's a fat, annoying, grifting faggot but just because someone's a fat, annoying, grifting faggot doesn't make them funny.
The intrigue of him, to me at least, is that hes been playing games professionally for well over a decade, and yet has never improved his ability above dog-shit. TIHYDP vids are golden. Sons of Kojima and the other faggot groups were full of retards, but the content was usually just phil being a dumbass. Nowadays theres too much sperging over WWE Legends.

IMO the board should just be a Lolcow/Grifter thread, not a full subforum. Keeps the spergs happy and minimises attention to it.
 
Funnily enough, Phil was the lolcow that originally brought me to the farms. I think he deserves a thread for sure, but at this point I don't know if I see the need for an entire sub-forum now that his cycle of failure is pretty set. I don't really bother that much with Phil anymore outside of an odd chuckle, because his alogs want him dead and penniless in the streets. Honestly I wouldn't blame Null with whatever he decides to do.
 
start their own forum and deal with the lawsuits and FBI subpoenas
What I don't understand is why you don't just do some research yourself. Why not just go to the user's profile who posted the bank leaks and check his post history? You would see that he has no history on the site before coming out with the bank information. You complain about financial institutions deplatforming sites like Kiwi Farms without a fair trial (I agree with the complaints, absolutely), but you will not do bare minimum research for the basic facts of the subforum? Why not? It takes very little research to disprove the multitude of claims made in your OP, and verify what has been said in @clothes in my closet's post. Do the investigation you demand other platform-providers do.
 
I've been watching DSP fail upwards hilariously for years now, but I've avoided the DSP subforum because the most active posters don't seem to want to laugh at someone being dumb and shit at video games at all, they just seem to hate him personally and don't even enjoy him as a lolcow. I don't get it, he's just a clown.
A clown does something silly, so you point and laugh at him, you don't hate the clown and wish death on him for slipping on a banana peel he put there himself.
 
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