Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ChromaQuack]

Interspecies Reviewers

With a name like that I don't think I even have to look it up, to be quite honest.

 

[Anticipointment]

Superchat: “Can we get a small rant on how pedophilic anime is? My take is, it doesn’t matter if they are 200 years old, a robot or an alien, if they are drawn like a child.”

Nick declined to do a small rant because he was “not in a ranting mood”. But said that what he would say on the topic was:
“If they are drawn like a child, for the purposes of your sexual interest, they are a child. Stop looking at them and please, for the love of Christ, stop looking at them and going, no but they are hot though. No, stop it. Stop it. If you are saying that, that’s your, that’s your main problem right there. The numbers that they tell you about a fictional character don’t matter. If it looks like a child, treat it like a child and don’t try to have sex with it. That would be the best option for you. And if you do, want to have sex with the thing that looks like a child, go get therapy.”

He was on only Rumble at the time so could have said “go get on the wall” or “go catch a bullet” but no, “go get therapy”.

Made a clip but it won’t upload.

 

[Neetorino]

Nick! I know you haven't finished your tattoo design, and I think I've come up with a good piece of artwork to inspire you.

Spoiler: Lolbertarian

Nick's head taken from the fight between Nick and Sean clip on @elb's channel.

Also Nick's a coomer who can only get off to monster girls and loli rape not-hentai, but is anyone really surprised anymore?

 

[PULL UP]

I wonder if Nick ever liked Anime or if he hates Anime now to one up Josh or if he hates Anime cause the weebs are not on his side. That's the fun part about his mush brain. We know he is lying and why he is lying. We just don't know how he is lying.

My impression during Weeb Wars is he was never really much of an anime fan.

He mentioned a few times during Weeb Wars that he only cares about anime if it has
1. Robots
2. Ninjas
3. Ninja shaped robots

Basically he watched a few things (Evangelion and Ninja Scroll) in the 90-00s on VHS and that's how he views all anime.

 

[Pomniman]

Nick hates anime and anime fans now, except for Redo of Healer, which would be the greatest thing in the world if American Beauty didn't exist.

Consider the following: Redo of Spacey

 

[Retink Retunk]

I don't know what it would take for a guy like coomalot to neg the balldo, but certainly people with skin in the game don't want to be associated with this weirdo, Nick Rekieta.

I know exactly what it would take, the second Flaggot thinks it will benefit him more to kick the Balldo when he's down he'll do it in a heartbeat. The guy has a history of flagging people who made fun of him and turning on people on a dime, the only reason he hasn't turned on Balldo is because his own channel is dead and he has nothing going for him.

If your enemies say you drink too much, your fans/former fans say you drink too much, your friends say you drink too much.

I dunno, follow me here guys I know it’s a weird turn to take but… Maybe you drink too much?

No, you don't understand, that's just an argument that can't be disproven, I don't care if God came down from the heavens above and declared I'm an alcoholic, that's just another Karen from the gosh darn Kiwi Farms. Now watch as I chug this handle of vodka.

 

[Chibitzen]

His obsession with Redo of Healer is frankly disturbing... Well at least it's not Boku no Pico... (I wish I didn't know that name)...

I think we've gone well past observing certain elements as such and can now acknowledge Rekieta has become the actual disturbance. And when he goes abroad to Coom, he becomes a Tropical Disturbance.

Superchat: “Can we get a small rant on how pedophilic anime is? My take is, it doesn’t matter if they are 200 years old, a robot or an alien, if they are drawn like a child.”

Nick declined to do a small rant because he was “not in a ranting mood”. But said that what he would say on the topic was:
“If they are drawn like a child, for the purposes of your sexual interest, they are a child. Stop looking at them and please, for the love of Christ, stop looking at them and going, no but they are hot though. No, stop it. Stop it. If you are saying that, that’s your, that’s your main problem right there. The numbers that they tell you about a fictional character don’t matter. If it looks like a child, treat it like a child and don’t try to have sex with it. That would be the best option for you. And if you do, want to have sex with the thing that looks like a child, go get therapy.”

He was on only Rumble at the time so could have said “go get on the wall” or “go catch a bullet” but no, “go get therapy”.

Made a clip but it won’t upload.

He coached his audience on the Art of the Coom and is now afraid of their response. To be expected.

No, you don't understand, that's just an argument that can't be disproven, I don't care if God came down from the heavens above and declared I'm an alcoholic, that's just another Karen from the gosh darn Kiwi Farms. Now watch as I chug this handle of vodka.

And in response, God curses the vodka bottle which grants him permanent Erectile Dysfunction. How will he manage his cognitive dissonance now without the Coom? *distance voice*: "Sonichuuu..."

 

[Retink Retunk]

And in response, God curses the vodka bottle which grants him permanent Erectile Dysfunction. How will he manage his cognitive dissonance now without Coom. *distance voice*: "Sonichuuu..."

You don't understand, it's like Dream said, that's what the Balldo's for!

 

[Chibitzen]

You don't understand, it's like Dream said, that's what the Balldo's for!

It's like Darth Vader when he reawakens and has been rebuilt as a walking sex toy. He is no longer a full man, but he still must build upon the Empire of Coom. All his degenerate tendencies made him what he has become and without alcohol, he dies. That's why he lingers for every last drop. (And actually, may explain the vocal change too)

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Checks out. One of the only other anime I remember him ever bringing up was Ninja Scroll. It's a very tits and gore anime. I think he was only ever an anime tourist just there because he has a teenage mindset of boobs and blood and cursing being edgy and mature.

He also brought up Ninja Resurrection and said it was "his favorite anime", which I'm pretty sure was a joke. It's really trashy and has lots of blood and guts and silly shit like praying to Jesus to turn into a dragon. So I think Nick was into anime at some point in his life, since this was R-rated shit you'd pick up at the video store in 1999.

 

[Captain Manning]

He mentioned a few times during Weeb Wars that he only cares about anime if it has
1. Robots
2. Ninjas
3. Ninja shaped robots

I think he said that after Weeb Wars.

Regardless, I'm also pretty sure Redo of Healer doesn't adhere to any of those rules.

Consider the following: Redo of Spacey

American Beauty 2: Another World.

The ending of the first film is a dream, and Kevin Spacy actually fucks Mena Suvari. Whereupon he is rewarded by the "Coom God" by being transported to another world full of underage anime girls for him to also fuck.

It's the retarded isekai absolutely nobody asked for. Except Nick.

 

[Chibitzen]

He also brought up Ninja Resurrection and said it was "his favorite anime", which I'm pretty sure was a joke. It's really trashy and has lots of blood and guts and silly shit like praying to Jesus to turn into a dragon. So I think Nick was into anime at some point in his life, since this was R-rated shit you'd pick up at the video store in 1999.

It has its place in the genre, but it was the shovelware of anime back when it was more difficult to get access to anything newer. It was the first tape you received if you ever subscribed to one of those video distribution services. The soundtrack was OK though (for the time).

 

[Captain Manning]

It has its place in the genre, but it was the shovelware of anime back when it was more difficult to get access to anything newer. It was the first tape you received if you ever subscribed to one of those video distribution services. The soundtrack was OK though (for the time).

Yeah, it was usually either that or Akira.

Akira held up much better.

If Nick were going on and on about Ninja Scroll, he'd just be a boomer who watched an anime once.

Him going on and on about Redo of Healer is just plain weird and creepy though.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Superchat: “Can we get a small rant on how pedophilic anime is? My take is, it doesn’t matter if they are 200 years old, a robot or an alien, if they are drawn like a child.”

Nick declined to do a small rant because he was “not in a ranting mood”. But said that what he would say on the topic was:
“If they are drawn like a child, for the purposes of your sexual interest, they are a child. Stop looking at them and please, for the love of Christ, stop looking at them and going, no but they are hot though. No, stop it. Stop it. If you are saying that, that’s your, that’s your main problem right there. The numbers that they tell you about a fictional character don’t matter. If it looks like a child, treat it like a child and don’t try to have sex with it. That would be the best option for you. And if you do, want to have sex with the thing that looks like a child, go get therapy.”

He was on only Rumble at the time so could have said “go get on the wall” or “go catch a bullet” but no, “go get therapy”.

Made a clip but it won’t upload.

Wait is this recent? Did he forget that he said his waifu was yoko from gurren lagan? Specifically the youngest version. I'd also like to add that that version of her has head to body proportions that are SUS enough that if you are concerned about such things, you'd check.

 

[RotPockets]

It's like Darth Vader when he reawakens and has been rebuilt as a walking sex toy.

“Cooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

[Anticipointment]

Wait is this recent?

Yesterday.

 

[LiquidKid]

He says it has a Nick theme and says the name is because it just so happens that his business is called Rekieta Law.

Outside of maybe Jim Metokur and Sam Hyde, is there any content creators that actually got big solely off of their personality? They all seem to have a central theme and eventually they have to either transition to a new one or pull an Idubz and fail to do so

 

[AnOminous]

They all seem to have a central theme and eventually they have to either transition to a new one or pull an Idubz and fail to do so

No successful transition has ever involved transitioning into Balldo Man.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Outside of maybe Jim Metokur and Sam Hyde, is there any content creators that actually got big solely off of their personality? They all seem to have a central theme and eventually they have to either transition to a new one or pull an Idubz and fail to do so

I don't even think that's accurate. Sam Hyde has the name recognition of having had a tv show and Metokur constantly did new shit. When he did nothing but comment and read superchats things deteriorated fast.

 

[RotPockets]

When he did nothing but comment and read superchats things deteriorated fast.

I’d take ‘Mornings with Metokur’ on Odysee laughing at Mobility Mary on Spider Island over whatever the fuck Rekieta considers “entertainment”. Watching Rekieta is like watching a slow motion suicide where the weapon used is a dull wit coated in refined cringe.