Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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It's a bit weird that you say her face has "most likely" been affected by steroids given the lack of clear pictures and the fact that some people just have weird round faces.
Bit weird? It's r*ddit-tier retarded speculation and shouldn't be in the OP. Like you said, there's a) no clear pic of her face yet (the full frontal one is AI-enhanced) and b) Cushing's doesn't look like that in 9 out of 10 cases. Some bitches are just naturally moon-faced, very prominent feature in many slavic countries for example.
 
On the off chance that Caden and Flutter are related, could this be a lead? Call it a shot in the dark on my end.

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It's his foster mom's.
Also her favourite child.
I have checked several possible leads but I hadn't found any relatives that could match.
 
Like most mythical creatures, she's only supposed to be there when you need her and then you're supposed to grow into a mildly content adult who has no ambitions other then starting a family and with no memories of said mythical creature.

As you do.

Unfortunately, Chris is what happens when you don't follow the Nanny Mcfee logic.

Maybe she is an ambassador from a fairy or pixie dimension negotiating with Chris ahead of the final stages of the merge?

In seriousness though, she might just be an odd autist who followed Chris for years and happened to also have a hobby of writing to prisoners.

That way she would know how to get in touch with him inside.

Autism could also explain her public behaviors.
She might just be extremely shy and not want photos or interactions with strangers because ‘tism.

Many women autists are like this, but it’s just one of the many things not really noticed as unusual about autistic women, because shy demure women don’t raise eyebrows particularly.

Not every autistic is a lunatic motherfucking troon, or goes around with a dog and a Star Trek script.
 
Maybe she is an ambassador from a fairy or pixie dimension negotiating with Chris ahead of the final stages of the merge?

In seriousness though, she might just be an odd autist who followed Chris for years and happened to also have a hobby of writing to prisoners.

That way she would know how to get in touch with him inside.

Autism could also explain her public behaviors.
She might just be extremely shy and not want photos or interactions with strangers because ‘tism.

Many women autists are like this, but it’s just one of the many things not really noticed as unusual about autistic women, because shy demure women don’t raise eyebrows particularly.

Not every autistic is a lunatic motherfucking troon, or goes around with a dog and a Star Trek script.
Hey, if you really think about it fairies are just flying monkeys with butterfly wings, no?

We can't know anything 100 % rn. But one thing is for certain; she's taking on the difficult task of keeping Chris in line, no matter what else.
 
Maybe she is an ambassador from a fairy or pixie dimension negotiating with Chris ahead of the final stages of the merge?
even worse maybe she is the human personification of the demon that has plagued chris for years finally given a human form after feasting upon the misfortunes of ethan ralph and nick rekieta.
 
It's surprising Flutter didn't get a thread sooner. They mystery surrounding her is easily the most interesting thing involving Chris these days. Part of me wants answers but part of me also wants to see how far she'll go to evade info getting leaked about her.
I know right? A woman who looks like a child but isn't that much of a woman child.

She appeared out of nowhere, like a phantom in the night.

Personally, I'm a little afraid to find out more about her. What if she's an organ harvester? Those guys give me the creeps.
 
The Wallflower: Next Gen

Given how little there is to go off of, it's only a matter of time for a slip to occur. Chris loves running his mouth, or something's gonna happen that'll give kiwis a lead. Thread aside I feel like we shouldn't get too autistic over this. Might either scare her away or make more weens reading the forum to try and a-log. As is reddit niggers keep stalking the little lady to get some candid shots.

That being said, she's the most interesting thing about chris that's happened since the jail letters in my opinion, and I'm all in for the ride.
 
The most disappointing thing that could ever happen about flutter is if she ends up just being an A-log.
i feel like if she was an a-log she would have done something already. so hopefully that possibility is out of the picture.

but then again when chris is involved i always find myself amazed at the lengths people will go to fuck with him. right when you think it cant get any worse a bella janke or idea guy shows up so who knows.
 
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