Ask me about New Orleans.

[smartypants302]

Have you explored the abandoned Fort Macomb and is the gate always open?

How is the weather and bugs in late May and early june?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

How are race relations doing in New Orleans? It's always been an odd duck with that hasn't it?

Generally good, at least on the white peeple's part. Lots of ghetto black supremacists, mostly silly and incoherent, who are mostly ignored until they egregiously violently break the law or go full Sov. Citizen and squat in empty homes they've 'foreclosed on' with illiterate gibberish legal 'papers'. Sometimes on behalf of Indian tribes they don't belong to, sometimes claiming it's 'reparations'. New Orleans is very different from most places in America because we've always had a large middle-class population who care about their kids and their education. We've also all lived with each other for long enough to find ways to coexist without a lot of trouble, most of the time anyway. Black 'politicians' trying to stoke up race hatred is a pretty new development, and not a good one. Pretty much every hideously shocking and violent crime is done by blacks, mostly teenage/young adult males. Alot of them started back up in other places after Katrina, one reason Baton Rouge and Houston are such complete messes. That's a big reason why Houston hates New Orleans so much now, they blame us for the drug trafficking/senseless murder epidemic. I think that's stupid, it would just be the cartels if it weren't black 'refugees'. Different flavors of the same shit pie. There's a ton of beaners around since Katrina. They came to help rebuild the city and never left, instead forming their own mini-ghettos mostly segregated by nationality. They all seem to hate each other and of course they all hate the blacks and the blacks hate them right back. They took over a lot of the drudge work jobs the blacks had, because at least the illegals don't openly hate and resent their bosses.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Never played it. There's a fair bunch of drug zombies wandering the streets.

Mardi Gras

 

[Waifu Days]

Is this statue cool? Do people in New Orleans care about it? It's Ignatius J. Reilly. I'm a fan of the book so I'm wondering if it has hit your radar and if so, does it look cool in person?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Is this statue cool?

I didn't enjoy his book the many times it was shoved at me by teachers, but I'll say yes anyway.

Do people in New Orleans care about it?

I guess some do. Most people are pissed that the confederate statues came down.

It's Ignatius J. Reilly.

I figured.

I'm wondering if it has hit your radar and if so, does it look cool in person?

Not on my radar, sorry. Where is it located?

 

[Linako 2.0]

Tell me your opinion on the book A Confederacy of Dunces.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Have you explored the abandoned Fort Macomb and is the gate always open?

How is the weather and bugs in late May and early june?

Yes, very cool. I've always found the gate open.

Hot and muggy, like most months, but not as bad as August or September.

Tell me your opinion on the book A Confederacy of Dunces.

I don't think I was the right age for it. I'm going to try it again soon.

 

[Gargamel]

Why were niggers left for dead during Katrina? Seems pretty inhumane to abandon a jail full of niggers who ended up having to break themselves out in order to avoid drowning.

Your police then rescued the niggers off of the roof of the jail, only to immediately dump them on an overpass for several days.

Not to mention the noncriminal niggers in the Superdome.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Nola seems like a pretty adult-oriented city, so do you have any experience with some attractions that kids would like? I have a 3 year old and a 12 year old.

City Park's fun, they can chase ducks around and there's a mini-train ride and a tiny amusement park geared to little kids, though the 12 year old would find it lame. Unlike many city parks, this one is still pretty safe. The children's museum is great. So is the zoo and the aquarium. There's an insectorium, too, but I've never been because bugs give me the icks, but kids seem to love it. Mine have all gone on school field trips. It's in the old Civil War customs house, definitely an interesting building. Take them on the ferry ride across the river, I bet kids would like that.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Why were niggers left for dead during Katrina? Seems pretty inhumane to abandon a jail full of niggers who ended up having to break themselves out in order to avoid drowning.

Your police then rescued the niggers off of the roof of the jail, only to immediately dump them on an overpass for several days.

Not to mention the noncriminal niggers in the Superdome.

OPP is run by criminal morons and has been for decades. It makes Rikers or LA County lockup look like model prisons. The mayor never lined up busses for evacuation or even activated the phone tree to get things started for a major evacuation. And, of course, even thought the shelter would be for a day or two, no longer. No one knew the levees would break except everyone who lived near them, not the Army Corps of Engineers or the Levee Board, at least. But they didn't want to know, that's why they always shut up residents who spoke out too loudly. There was a lot of money and reputation dependent on pretending everything was fine.

There was at least one rape at the Dome, but I've heard no credible stories of gangrapes. And at least one child was groped but got away from the guy.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

So, are you guys being affected by the winter vortex this week? And how would you say New Orleans compares to the other big cities of the South (east of texas)? I've been around myself but I'd like your perspective.

 

[Make America Dumb Again]

is Willie Mae’s really that good or is it overhyped in your opinion?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Is it easy to find the most true and honest lil’ doods (pooners, NBs) and “women” (trannies) in NO?

 

[UnfOrtuNatE BaskEtt]

What would be the easiest way to destroy the water defences and flood Orleans Nouvelle with 10 foot of salty water?

Like if someone were a Mad Terrorist who had sneakily crossed the southern border, or just a housewife from Des Moines who was deeply unhappy with the Jambalaya and had no access to explosives....what are the options for Delivering Destruction?

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Whycome errbody talk funneh?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

What would be the easiest way to destroy the water defences and flood Orleans Nouvelle with 10 foot of salty water?

Like if someone were a Mad Terrorist who had sneakily crossed the southern border, or just a housewife from Des Moines who was deeply unhappy with the Jambalaya and had no access to explosives....what are the options for Delivering Destruction?

The 17th Street Canal Pumping station, for sure, but it's massive and you'd definitely need explosives. A lot of explosives. Yes, I've thought about this topic before.

Is it easy to find the most true and honest lil’ doods (pooners, NBs) and “women” (trannies) in NO?

There's a lot of trannies running about, mostly working as whores and petty thieves with a little drug dealing thrown in. Never yet met a pooner.

Whycome errbody talk funneh?

There's a lot of white trash and ebonics, mixing together like a rich gumbo of ear-rape. I'd still take it over any NE accent any day.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Why do people insist on butchering the name "nawleans" or w/e, instead of "New Orleans".

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Why would my wife care about my teenage girlfriends? Strange question. She doesn't care about what I talk about online as long as I am available to her physically, mentally, and emotionally. All of which I try hard to always be.

Also you said ten percent of negros in Nola are fuckable?

I was just throwing out a number with no real thought behind it. Attractiveness is very subjective, after all. It's not like I'm going to date any of them. I'm married.

What age range do you mean?

No age range in mind.

I'm starting to suspect you're another Ashley Hutsell sock with the suspicious gotcha-type tone of your questions in your post. Get it through your thick skull: I'm not Karl. I've met Karl many times, we went to the same high school and college, and I know his real name, but I'd never tell Ashley what it is. He doesn't live in New Orleans anymore, he doesn't even live in the south at all. He's been a customer at my shop several times, too.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Why do people insist on butchering the name "nawleans" or w/e, instead of "New Orleans".

No idea. And calling it the Big Easy just marks you out as a clueless rube. Never once heard a local call New Orleans that.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

We also don't go secondlining down the street at every possible chance. Most of us find it unutterably annoying, especially in movies.

There is a tendency to sprinkle your speech with short French phrases, but not as much as any New Orleans set movie you could name.

Today I'm going to write up my big post about Katrina and its' effects and the aftermath, since people are interested in that. If you have questions, put them all up now.