Ask me about New Orleans.

Is New Orleans doomed?


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Who is your favorite Bounce artist? All of Big Freedia's stuff is really fun.

I don't have one, actually.

Who is your favorite comedian who's visited?

The Henry Rollins spoken word was fun, so was Dave Chappelle. Maybe someday some of these people will visit your hick city, but Chattanooga smells bad and it's in the worst state in America so maybe not.
 
Now get out of my thread, no fatsos allowed unless you purchase two seats.
 
I could talk in depth about the cemetaries, but not with you. Go away, I'm not responding to you in my thread anymore. About anything, you're too dumb to converse with on any level.
 
What is the climate like in New Orleans? Are there lots of mosquitos in the summer?

Are there lots of Cajuns in New Orleans or do they mostly live out in the countryside like in the show Swamp People?
 
Jus stupid. Why do you refuse to fuck off when told to fuck off? ODD, a rage disorder, OCD? Everyone else has been asking good questions, you're the outlier, like on an obesity percentage scale. No one really brought sex into this thread but you, and you refuse to get off the topic. Trying to get a gotcha on me because you think I'm Karl, but too stupid to figure one out, kinda sad. I'm going to start a DM thread for anyone who wants to ask more questions about New Orleans. Guess who's not going to be invited?
 
There's an insectorium... It's in the old Civil War customs house
I still keep in touch with a bunch of people who work for/with the Audobon industrial complex, and heard from them they were moving the bugs sometime last year to the old IMAX theater that was bolted on to the aquarium.

Which is fine because I remember you had to go through metal detectors to get in at the location they took me, which was a HUGE pain in the ass. This one guy in line started chimping out cause they wouldn't let him bring in this teeny keychain knoife smaller than my pinky, they made him throw it in the garbage. Embarrassing all around.
 
Have you tried the original Oysters Rockefeller? If yes, how is it? Is it as good as its reputation suggests?

It's pretty good. Commander's Palace is a famous old New Orleans restaurant that does them very well, plus you might see John Goodman barfing up a lung in a trash can outside. I love Commander's. Galatoire's is another great one that does a good job, Brennan's is another. The Brennan family all spend their spare time suing each other because they all hate each other to one degree or another, but they know good food.

I still keep in touch with a bunch of people who work for/with the Audobon industrial complex, and heard from them they were moving the bugs sometime last year to the old IMAX theater that was bolted on to the aquarium.

Which is fine because I remember you had to go through metal detectors to get in at the location they took me, which was a HUGE pain in the ass. This one guy in line started chimping out cause they wouldn't let him bring in this teeny keychain knoife smaller than my pinky, they made him throw it in the garbage. Embarrassing all around.

Did not know that, but it makes sense. The old Customs House is a beautiful old building that's prime real estate.

I keep forgetting to mention the aquarium but there's no more relaxing way to spend an afternoon and the penguins are adorable. One of my old high school girlfriends used to volunteer there so I spent quite a bit of my time in my teens hanging out there. Children love the aquarium too, of course. The coral reefs are hugely impressive.
 
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Have you seen any weird shit in the swamp before?
What’s your favorite regional dish? Gumbo, jambalaya, something else?
Do you think George Bush cares about black people?
 
If anyone wants in to the DM thread, message me so I can rule out you being a fat psycho and I'll let you in.
 
There was a surf band called the Royal Pendletons, they were amazing.
R.I.P. King Louie Bankston. :(
There's a lot of trannies running about, mostly working as whores and petty thieves with a little drug dealing thrown in. Never yet met a pooner.
Consider yourself lucky, because pooners are all over the St. Claude area.
 
Know any good New Orleans metal that isn't Crowbar or Eyehategod? Love sludge and stoner metal, but wouldn't mind finding out what other metal that place has.
 
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