Ask me about New Orleans.

Is New Orleans doomed?

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Numba One said:
Who?
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Yeah, that's real convincing.

pro-tip: next sock don't use such stereotypically Ashley talking points. It might last longer without detection then, but probably not. Have you enjoyed yet another weekend alone getting furious about words on a computer screen and people you're way too dumb to identify, much less destroy their lives. Go terrorize some children about it to let off steam. Or, just get blackout drunk for the 7th time this week and 15th time this month. You can even do the one before the other, retard. I'm sure you're never sober when you start your telephone terrorism. Weakest most impotent "Marxist revolutionary" ever. A useless eater if ever there was one.
 
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What about snakes? Are there many areas you can observe and befriend snakes?
 
Android raptor said:
What about snakes? Are there many areas you can observe and befriend snakes?
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Lots of them at the Audobon zoo but you're very unlikely to see any in the wild, though I did once have a big swarm of garter snakes under one of my sheds one winter. Other than that I've seen snakes in the wild three, maybe four times.

Numba One said:
Oh I have another question. New orleans is going to be under water in 50 years, is it okay to blame Trump for that? I mean he didn't cause that exclusively by himself but he did sign a lot of regressive environmental laws that will help it along. Is that a good reason to be angry at him? Or are we just allowed to talk about nignogs and illegals and how they're wrecking society in this thread? Are you sad your kids won't be able to visit the city when they're old?
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Get out of my thread fatso. It wasn't Trump who neglected the pumping infrastructure and fucked up levee construction and maintenance, it was mainly Dem. politicians. And 99.99% of the Katrina fuckups can be laid directly at the feet of a Dem. governor and especially the Dem. mayor, the corrupt sack of excrement.
 
Well, we'll just see, won't we? Will that be before or after climate change has destroyed all human civilization? I'm trying to plan out my immediate future.
 
I know who siphoned away the money and resources, and they all had a D after their names. I'm sure you know more since you go get drunk off your fat dumpy face every few years at Mardi Gras and you seem like a knowledgeable, well-balanced thinker. Do people throw beads at you to put your shirt back on? I bet they do. If only they knew your inside is even uglier than your outside. They'd have to talk to you to realize that, and no one wants to talk to you, which is why I keep telling you to fuck off already.
 
Tell me more about your imaginary children, barren fatass. I like the way you're unable to refute or argue against a single thing I've said. You claim to love New Orleans and their culture, so show everyone my lies and mistakes. What a joke, you just like day drinking and getting out of your shitty little house once every decade or so. Oh, and you have to baselessly claim that I'm a guy you hate and he stopped logging in on the Onion site months ago, didn't he? So now you can't leave me alone. Ashley admit a mistake? Never going to happen.
 
Not soon, unless you mean sink under the weight of Ashley's stupidity and black mediocrity/criminality.
 
Do NO feminists or SJWs have nasty ass sideburns for their hair?
 
I see that with spoiled Tulane undergrads sometimes, the most clueless people on God's green earth.

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I thought you were claiming you had kids. You do know they will outlive you right?
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I'm well aware of it. You're the one whose lineage ends when you gracelessly stroke out in front of your computer, shitting yourself copiously one last time, before the cats eat your face and Tommy celebrates by going on a gay cruise with that internet guy he left you for.
 
the restaurants are out-of-this-world good. The confederate submarine is very neat, the art Museum is huge and full of neat stuff, you can go hunt Cthulhu cultists in the swamp. Or The Honey Island Swamp Monster (Bigfoot). The zoo is amazing, go shoot pool at Checkpoint Charlie's and pretend you're Freddie Prinze junior trapped in a really bad movie.
 
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there are some world-class used book stores on Royal Street that I spend way too much time at, the Battle of New Orleans center and battlefield is worth a visit. There used to be a riverboat that brought you there and back from the river at Audobon Park, but I'm not sure if it's currently running. City Park is large and, for an urban area, pretty safe. Coffee House culture is highly developed, and there are some great ones. I'm prejudiced, though, since that's my line of work. Broadway touring shows come through often, and the Symphony is very very good. I go four-ten times a year depending on the programs. Lots of comedians come through on tour, usually at Tulane or Loyola. There's very well-regarded Antique shops, on Royal Street especially.
 
Where are the safer places to live around NOLA if you don’t want to be stabbed by a nigger? Is it always a possibility down there?
 
It's always a background noise, but probably Metairie, the Garden District, and Fauburg Marigny. Fauburg just means 'neighborhood', btw. New Orleans used to be divided into Fauburg, but Marigny is the only one still generally used nowadays. That's where the rich Gay people live. I've lived all those places and grew up in Metairie.
 
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