🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[Mr. Manchester]

Now he's just moping on stream and saying he's going just end the stream because no one cares and he doesn't care and he doesn't owe you shit because no one gave him money.

Ralph right now.

 

[AltisticRight]

The Killstream was so boring I decided to use my janny powers to slightly change the title of this thread.

I hope it fits.
Have a nice day.
(Not you, Ethan, you have a bad one, thanks.)

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

The "Wooooow nobody wants to lift a finger to help me, thanks for nothing guys" schtick only works for BMJ.

See you tomorrow, Gunt.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Looks liked it's destined to happen. Buffalo just answered Pittsburg's score with a touchdown of their own. Steeler's back to being down by two touchdowns with only half a quarter left. Do you think Ralph will McNutt himself on stream if Harry Morris's Bills dunk on his Chiefs next week?

Gunt’s so poor he has to choose whether he gets to eat or pay his whore for another GFE to own the haydurs, plus he now owes someone down Mexico way $30 on the Bills/Steelers game and I doubt very much that the guy he owes is going to forgive the debt because he’s a Big Fan Of The Killstream.

What I’m trying to say is that for Gunt to an hero with a shotgun he’d have to be able to afford a shotgun plus the ammunition for it and Gunt is way too broke for that. He didn’t even make enough money on this last stream to cover the $30 he lost betting on the Steelers. Couldn’t be me!

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

So he's streaming himself watching stupid games of sweaty men playing with balls, TOP OF THE SEKTUR EVERYONE.

Who would watch this except for kiwis and the twenty losers who remember the good old days? How can he hope to grow an audience?

Lol grow an audience. I make myself laugh.

 

[Beavis]

Ralph you can make it all back with a big Australian open tennis bet!

 

[GuntPatrol]

What I’m trying to say is that for Gunt to an hero with a shotgun he’d have to be able to afford a shotgun plus the ammunition for it and Gunt is way too broke for that.

Fair point, but maybe he can pawn his peepaw's ring for an old over/under 12 gauge.

 

[Elmo]

“I’m not an idiot. How do you think I get all this fine pussy” -Ralph

"No, I'm not retarded. I'm very smart" -Ralph

Spoiler: Null BTFO'd

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Ralph calls himself a proud southerner yet never roots for southern sports teams.

He likes the chiefs (Midwest)
He likes the GOD DAMN YANKEES (while larping as a southern man)

BISH!

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Gunt’s so poor he has to choose whether he gets to eat or pay his whore for another GFE to own the haydurs, plus he now owes someone down Mexico way $30 on the Bills/Steelers game and I doubt very much that the guy he owes is going to forgive the debt because he’s a Big Fan Of The Killstream.

What I’m trying to say is that for Gunt to an hero with a shotgun he’d have to be able to afford a shotgun plus the ammunition for it and Gunt is way too broke for that. He didn’t even make enough money on this last stream to cover the $30 he lost betting on the Steelers. Couldn’t be me!

He just bet it online he’s not getting his head cut off over $30. That’s for when he drunkenly runs over some jefes niece.

 

[P0LYBIUS]

"I fucked up by playing football all day and nobody really wanted to support that, so I don't want to do the rest of the show"

Ethan Ralph's last comment before ending the stream. He raised 45$

 

[Fornicario]

"I fucked up by playing football all day and nobody really wanted to support that, so I don't want to do the rest of the show"

Ethan Ralph's last comment before ending the stream. He raised 45$

At this rate he'll only be able to buy a handie from Pantsuela if she even shows up.

 

[AnOminous]

Felted by a Lisbon tranny.

Felted by a British retard.

Felted by child support.

Felted by a crack shack.

Felted by a Mexican whore.

Felted at sportsball.

Felted at life itself.

The Feltamale.

"No, I'm not retarded. I'm very smart" -Ralph

"I'm not retarded, I'm resmarted!"

 

[AltisticRight]

At this rate he'll only be able to buy a handie from Pantsuela if she even shows up.

He can buy a handjob over the phone.

 

[free_protons4u]

Just saw the retards at the Casino cut their promo on YouTube. I'm not even going to try to watch 8 hours of "wowooooooooo ahhhha hahahahahaha [retard clapping]" so I am curious how much of what they said is true. Did Ralph actually say that he gambled (and lost) his rent money on stream or is that what people are assuming? And did he say it was about $500?

If his rent is only $500, he really doesn't need all that much money to survive, with the exception of his ... entanglements.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

He can buy a handjob over the phone.

With his health issues there may not be enough circulation in his piggie fingers meaning you might be closer to right than you know.

Seriously the torta diet isn’t healthy.

 

[Um...]

Just saw the retards at the Casino cut their promo on YouTube. I'm not even going to try to watch 8 hours of "wowooooooooo ahhhha hahahahahaha [retard clapping]" so I am curious how much of what they said is true. Did Ralph actually say that he gambled (and lost) his rent money on stream or is that what people are assuming? And did he say it was about $500?

If his rent is only $500, he really doesn't need all that much money to survive, with the exception of his ... entanglements.

He said he had “cut costs on rent by 75%/year” and his rent was $400/month on one of his streams (yesterday, I think?) If true that means he’s moved to a different (cheaper) place. Or he’s lying to try to get out of child support.

Seriously the torta diet isn’t healthy.

His diet (on camera) these days is peanut butter, beef jerky and Doritos.

 

[Elmo]

He said he had “cut costs on rent by 75%/year” and his rent was $400/month on one of his streams (yesterday, I think?) If true that means he’s moved to a different (cheaper) place. Or he’s lying to try to get out of child support.

He definitely did move. He was going on about needing to "hide his location" because he was going to do IRL streaming yesterday but he had tech issues because of course he always has tech issues.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Just saw the retards at the Casino cut their promo on YouTube. I'm not even going to try to watch 8 hours of "wowooooooooo ahhhha hahahahahaha [retard clapping]" so I am curious how much of what they said is true. Did Ralph actually say that he gambled (and lost) his rent money on stream or is that what people are assuming? And did he say it was about $500?

If his rent is only $500, he really doesn't need all that much money to survive, with the exception of his ... entanglements.

Ralph's down bad right now. I don't know how much he lost, I've heard 400 and I've heard 38. Point is is that his rent is 400 a month. He owes Faith 600 a month in child support. Who knows what he owes Pantsu. He has that Strype loan which is half his income, with platforms he uses taking 20-40% of their cut, plus he has the guntmobile to pay off. You add these to the fact that Ralph is taking constant vacations and paying a whore, he's found himself in a bad financial situation.

His paypigs are starting to catch on that he scams them out of goals. Dunno why it took just now cause he's been doing this shit since he went to mexico. All day fund is not all day, it's always been hit the goal and fuck off for tortas. If he scams a vacation, he streams like 8 minutes in the hotel over the course of a week. The last few days the paypigs have really caught on.

Ralph expects to hop on and do whatever and get paid. At least DSP plays games. Today you had Ralph DSP begging cause he wanted to watch sportsball (with no audio or video feed) and just complain about his bet. Someone donated 25 bucks and the rest was just adulwulf in his mental retardness dumping 3 dollar donos.

If Ralph was smart (he's not), he would've turned the fucking sportsball off cause the game was going to end whether he was watching it or not, he would've thrown on Iowa news, had random fans come in and talk about about Iowa, gone over polling data, etc, and his fans would've funded his white trash lifestyle another day. If he was really smart (he's really not), he would've fucked off from this political shit and went and started doing Mukbang under the name "Ralphamari". This sektur is fucking dead. It's time to move on.

But no, he turned on the stream wanting money and no one but faggot adolwulf and some other fucker gave it, Had to pray to god to win the bet, then cried that no one is funding him to go eat tortas anymore.

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

Just saw the retards at the Casino cut their promo on YouTube. I'm not even going to try to watch 8 hours of "wowooooooooo ahhhha hahahahahaha [retard clapping]" so I am curious how much of what they said is true. Did Ralph actually say that he gambled (and lost) his rent money on stream or is that what people are assuming? And did he say it was about $500?

If his rent is only $500, he really doesn't need all that much money to survive, with the exception of his ... entanglements.

Ralph is one of most unlikeable people I have come across in my time of watching streams. The only time he is funny is when he's openly behaving like the scumbag he truly is. This wigger will be in some real trouble mucking about with the ladies of the night south of the border. His Portugo beatdown will look like nothing if he treats his rent a girlfriend like any of his other relationships.
I've been watching the KC as of late for background noise. I have never been a big fan of PPP, but he has been quite funny lately. His torta grift schtick was a little over played but still tolerable. Andy on the other hand needs to stop. His over reactions are insufferable to the point of ruining the show. I could do without the constant stopping of clips as well it just ruins the flow.