🐷 The Great Gunt Bounty Hunt: Redux - Ralph is on the run and is lulled into a false sense of security as another seething pig takes to Twitter to do what he never could.

[Belgians in the Congo]

Did he say he was moving to South America recently?

I'm asking because Jim mentioned he was leaving to a South American country but I'm not sure if that was poking fun at him or if he genuinely said/implied he was leaving.

Spoiler

please don't come to Argentina we have enough retards as is.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

I believe he's planning on going to Paraguay

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

I believe he's planning on going to Paraguay

Did he confirm it anywhere? I go to Asuncion often and all the Whites in Paraguay know one another and I shudder to think the gunt will be one degree of separation from me

 

[JAKL II]

Did he confirm it anywhere? I go to Asuncion often and all the Whites in Paraguay know one another and I shudder to think the gunt will be one degree of separation from me

Argentina and Paraguay are his two choices as they don't have agreements with the US as per to child support.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Did he confirm it anywhere? I go to Asuncion often and all the Whites in Paraguay know one another and I shudder to think the gunt will be one degree of separation from me

No, he’s just talking out his ass. Maybe he’s looked into countries that are even cheaper and easier to evade child support but Gunt won’t make it out of Mexico. If he reaches the stage of fleeing Mexico we won’t be hearing much from him.

Gunt riding to South America in a purple Ado bus with just his laptop and phones in his man purse is funny, but I figure he will just end up scraping together enough for gas to drive to Texas and ask Autist Ali if he can sleep on his dad’s couch in the Texas Princess castle.

Gunt can be a dead beat in the USA, but unpaid child support yoinking his passport makes being a dead beat South of the Border untenable for poor Gunt. He’s trying to decide between child support or truck payment this month.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

Argentina and Paraguay are his two choices as they don't have agreements with the US as per to child support.

For fuck sakes noooooo, guess I must take advantage of our hog hunting laws.

 

[Belgians in the Congo]

No, he’s just talking out his ass.

Gunt can be a dead beat in the USA, but unpaid child support yoinking his passport makes being a dead beat South of the Border untenable for poor Gunt. He’s trying to decide between child support or truck payment this month.

God I hope you're right, at least I can be happy to know that due to our (Argentina) retarded laws you can only have a vehicle up to three months in the country so he'd have to sell the retard truck if he wanted to move here for any duration longer than 3 months.

He wouldn't sell the truck, right?

 

[JAKL II]

He wouldn't sell the truck, right?

That would be Felony Fraud, but this is Ralph.. so maybe.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Argentina and Paraguay are his two choices as they don't have agreements with the US as per to child support.

Yeah, they don’t have agreements but he does need a valid passport. The US Govt will flag that shit after two or three months of missed payments then he can’t renew his visa, or do much of anything except pay it or get deported.

What’s truly astonishing is that Gunt chose this. Gunt pretends like escaping to a country that won’t enforce court ordered child support is a priority, yet he demanded a paternity test and to be added to the birth certificate. He’s like a retard who keeps hitting himself in the head with a hammer while complaining his head hurts.

 

[JAKL II]

What’s truly astonishing is that Gunt chose this. Gunt pretends like escaping to a country that won’t enforce court ordered child support is a priority, yet he demanded a paternity test and to be added to the birth certificate. He’s like a retard who keeps hitting himself in the head with a hammer while complaining his head hurts.

Thats the best part, he did this to himself, he has nobody to blame but himself and we get to watch him cope about it all the time because he is a liberal attention whore.

 

[JustSomeDong]

He’s like a retard who keeps hitting himself in the head with a hammer while complaining his head hurts.

I tend to think of him as a fat little kid, constantly reaching for those just-out-of-reach hot, fresh cookies up on the stove, never quite reaching them, and burning the shit out of himself in the process. And then, injuring himself more still, when he constantly Wiley Coyotes himself trying to get those damned cookies.

 

[Telemeter]

What’s truly astonishing is that Gunt chose this. Gunt pretends like escaping to a country that won’t enforce court ordered child support is a priority, yet he demanded a paternity test and to be added to the birth certificate.

How else was he going to own broke dick Josh Moon?

Remember that the only reason both kids exist is to spite Null.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Paraguay and Argentina are great choices. I can see him driving his red truck off one of those narrow mountain roads that only let one car pass at a time and let’s not get into the simple highway banditry in those regions. Paraguay also had this huge robbery of the century with running gun fights in 2017.

But don’t worry. I’m sure our Gucci purse wearing, bling ring wigger will be sure to keep a low profile

 

[SargonF00t]

Based on what people have posted, Ralph has said his rent is $400 a month which would be MX$6,800 after converting to pesos.

People have also posted that Ralph said his rent is down 75%, which doesn't make sense to me because it would mean he was paying US$1600/MX$27,000 for Casa Verde, which I think is too much, I think he's exaggerating slightly.

If my guess about his rent at Casa Verde is right it's still down at least 60%, 17,000 pesos versus 6,800.

That's a steep decline in rent. Either he is living in a shittier place, or he is living in a less expensive area, or both.

Ralph would be comparing the cost of his rent in the USA to Mexico's, rather than a Mexico to Mexico comparison.

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

I bet that Ralph would never move to the Houthi controlled part of Yemen. Fellow sektur personality Ryan Dawson has been shilling for the Houthis for years before current events, and probably has contacts that could help Ralph get set up. The Houthis are fighting Zionism and America, and are supported by based Iran and Russia. He could also reinvigorate his career in Yemen. Russia Today and Press TV like to interview Westerners in whatever shithole they are covering because it's more credible when the anti-West talking points come from useful idiots.

In Houthi controlled Yemen he would be completely untouchable. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, under sharia law, no stupid hoe could file for divorce against the Ralphamale or attempt to flee with his keedz.

 

[break these cuffs]

I bet that Ralph would never move to the Houthi controlled part of Yemen. Fellow sektur personality Ryan Dawson has been shilling for the Houthis for years before current events, and probably has contacts that could help Ralph get set up. The Houthis are fighting Zionism and America, and are supported by based Iran and Russia. He could also reinvigorate his career in Yemen. Russia Today and Press TV like to interview Westerners in whatever shithole they are covering because it's more credible when the anti-West talking points come from useful idiots.

In Houthi controlled Yemen he would be completely untouchable. As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, under sharia law, no stupid hoe could file for divorce against the Ralphamale or attempt to flee with his keedz.

Not even a -may Allah swt forgive me for uttering this word - shia would stoop so low as to sully themselves with the Bog Hog. Extremely haram.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

What’s the time between ending his show and this stream? And what’s the time between his secret torta spot and his show end? A few more of these and we can get a good overlapping area of where Ralph lives

I am not sure about the Sonora Grill one, but the torta stream I estimate 10-15 minutes based on going back and looking at the timestamps for the streams (a while back when his Kick was active).

However, Ralph already had ordered and received his torta by the start of the Kick stream, it's probably more like 5-10 minutes in terms of driving distance.

Ralph is in or very near to Los Heroes.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I am not sure about the Sonora Grill one, but the torta stream I estimate 10-15 minutes based on going back and looking at the timestamps for the streams (a while back when his Kick was active).

However, Ralph already had ordered and received his torta by the start of the Kick stream, it's probably more like 5-10 minutes in terms of driving distance.

Ralph is in or very near to Los Heroes.

It was about 30 minutes from the time he ended the Sonora stream until he started streaming at home.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It was about 30 minutes from the time he ended the Sonora stream until he started streaming at home.

That tracks, it's about 20 minutes by car from Los Heroes to there.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Caring about the whereabouts of Ralph < Caring about the whereabouts of Ralph’s little yellow hat