🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.5%
  • lol no

    Votes: 319 92.5%

  • Total voters
    345
Jesus that third image looks like something out of a war torn far cry game

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Jesus that third image looks like something out of a war torn far cry game

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It has “character” and Ralph could make this cool in like an ironic fuck-the-world 2007 Vice series.

Instead he’s holed up in his narcotiendita groveling for money to do shots off a half-pint.

There’s actual opportunity here a more intelligent man could take advantage of.
 
He's trying to own the Horse/Harry again

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Between this and the “she’s my legitimate girlfriend,” Ralph’s desperation is giving me intense vicarious embarrassment. Does he really think this is how a man acts when he’s totally over his ex?

Ralph clearly thinks of little else but Meigh. God knows he never shuts up about her. He thinks about Mantsu even more than she thinks about loli.

Nobody believes that this trapezoid-headed beaner likes Ralph, let alone “loves” him. So he just tries even harder to convince everyone.

Imagine caring this much about what other people think of you. Fucking loser.
 
Ralph just went live at the Sonora Grill


He was talking about the hostess at the restaurant he's at.
Easy, want to catch the biggest mark in Mexico? Put the word "Nora" in the name.
Like rabbits to carrots under a box propped up by a stick, this approach is surefire.

Lusting at some random hostesses, low class piggy.
 
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As it turns out, Pantseula is a huge fan of the Killstream.
It always make me laugh when Gunt niggers-out and thinks he's more important than he is. He's a nobody who only people on this site, and the 25 retarded people who watch his shitty podcast know about. Also, I bet everyone clapped after the totally real senorita said that to him before sucking his 8-inch cock.
 
I logged into twitter to monitor the gunt's activities and I see him celebrating a "victory" over Jaden McNeal. At first, I thought Jaden and Ralph had an epic screaming match, but it's just Ralph having a one-sided seething session reacting to a Jaden stream.
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This is the most retarded shit about the sektur. It's one thing when they're yelling at each other in real time, which rarely happens. Mostly now it's just listening to the other guy's stream and saying "that actually didn't happen" to a person who can't respond in kind and acting like it's a total own.
 
This is the most retarded shit about the sektur. It's one thing when they're yelling at each other in real time, which rarely happens. Mostly now it's just listening to the other guy's stream and saying "that actually didn't happen" to a person who can't respond in kind and acting like it's a total own.
I agree. IBS now stand for "Internet Bitching Sessions"
 
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