Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 22.1%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.2%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 308 58.6%

  • Total voters
    526
Remember when Phil was telling his chat he orders Midnight Fast Food DoorDash as a "snack" and said that they got "a few small burgers from Wendy's"?
Like she needed multiple Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers for a snack and this is just normal to Phil.
It's entirely normal for addicts to find other addicts and enable their respective addictions. The more you enable your partner, the less likely they are to try and call out your addictions.

Khet being physically unhealthy and mentally feeble probably makes Phil feel useful and productive. If she were a normal woman, he would feel more inadequate and insecure about himself than he already does.
 
It's entirely normal for addicts to find other addicts and enable their respective addictions. The more you enable your partner, the less likely they are to try and call out your addictions.

Khet being physically unhealthy and mentally feeble probably makes Phil feel useful and productive. If she were a normal woman, he would feel more inadequate and insecure about himself than he already does.
Except she didn't have this problem when they started dating - 2017 Kat was slim and 2018/2019 Kat wasn't a deathfat even though she had clearly put on a few. My guess is that the weight is probably some combination of bored eating/Phil constantly getting Doordash during Covid lockdown + realizing she didn't have to worry about her looks anymore because Phil wouldn't kick her out or even pay more of the bills no matter what she did.

I do agree Phil picked someone he could feel superior to though, but I think he gets that through her job - he's a world famous (in his mind) streamer while she's just part-time retail. He might even take a sick kind of joy/pride in knowing she'd have to go back to mooching in Podunk Michigan if it weren't for him.
 
I do agree Phil picked someone he could feel superior to though, but I think he gets that through her job - he's a world famous (in his mind) streamer while she's just part-time retail. He might even take a sick kind of joy/pride in knowing she'd have to go back to mooching in Podunk Michigan if it weren't for him
I largely agree, but I think the issue is that, no matter who he was with, Phil would still use this logic. It's part of Phil's hermit delusions, he really believes that he 's the only adult in the room. It's one of the reasons that Phil is such a bad liar, he acts like he genuinely doesn't think his dents also have things like bills and taxes in their life, so he can play them up as these constant payments that have to be made every couple of days or everything will get shut off, and there's absolutely no way to adjust your payment date.

It's kind of like when Phil alluded to someone dying being as bad as losing save data. He truly acts like his job is this arduous, 18 hour long day where he's consistently so busy that the idea of seeing a movie on his day off is pure fantasy. Phil could (for the sake of this hypothetical) be married to a brain surgeon and he'd still smugly believe that his job was harder and more important.

But I do think there is some sort of sense of satisfaction knowing someone is reliant on him. I don't know if it's necessarily joy or pride as much as it a sense of relief that they can't leave like Leanna did. Given Phil's inability to let go, I bet that's still a fear somewhere in the back of his mind even if he is married now/Khet would struggle to waddle through the doors.
 
That narcissistic fuck ruined that poor woman. I was never that much of a fan of hers, she always looked dumb and bland, with no personality, ambitions, or something to say. In other words, perfect for Phil Burnell.

However, it does rub me the wrong way how fucking fat she's got. Personally, I couldn't care less. It's some fat bitch on the internet. Throw her on the pile with the rest of them. But it's something about the way Phil's been talking about his own health and how happy and healthy he's been eating and feeling, while Katherine the blob is growing and growing. This motherfucker really and truly doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself, does he?

How can you watch this bitch grow like an inflatible and have the gall to show up on stream bragging about how healthy you've been living, and all the delicious meals she's been cooking you?

It's unsettling to me.

Don't get me wrong, she chose to be with Phil, chose to marry him and whatever the fuck comes with that. She was never a catch. She was never a bad bitch. But now she's a whale, she's washed up on the shore and completely undesirable. And it's really fucked up that I think that's exactly how Phil wants her.

I don't know if he's straight, if he's a closeted faggot who'll die miserable knowing he never got to suck on Rambo's toes, or if he's just completely uninterested in sex and only in it for the utility value a woman can provide. But the disregard for his "soulmate" is obvious. He is clearly completely self-absorbed and even if she is not being actively abused by him, she is suffering from neglect. However, I'm not going to white knight for her, seeing how it wouldn't be fair since I wish nothing but the worst for her husband, but I will admit it's the first time I feel bad about something related to darksydephil.

It's like that one episode of Breaking Bad where this little ginger kid is living with the crackheads.

But holy shit man she is really fucking fat. Like, for real. Like, factually. She is just fucking fat.
 
Doody had a theory on fat Kat the other day. He says that he has a history in medical billing, so take of this what you will. Kat may have a thyroid problem. Kat has a really fat neck, and it could explain partly why she got so fat overall. You add in the fact that Phil's always talking about how busy he is with appointments on his days off, that could be why, he has to keep taking her to the doctor for that.

She could lose the weight, but with Phil being the asexual weirdo that he is, he doesn't really care. As long as her weight ain't preventing her from doing maid work or cooking.
 
Doody had a theory on fat Kat the other day. He says that he has a history in medical billing, so take of this what you will. Kat may have a thyroid problem. Kat has a really fat neck, and it could explain partly why she got so fat overall. You add in the fact that Phil's always talking about how busy he is with appointments on his days off, that could be why, he has to keep taking her to the doctor for that.

She could lose the weight, but with Phil being the asexual weirdo that he is, he doesn't really care. As long as her weight ain't preventing her from doing maid work or cooking.
I mean, it's not impossible, and to give Doody the faintest of credit, it's more grounded than most of his theories. But I think the simpler explanation is she's fat because they constantly order Door Dash and live a hermit lifestyle. From what we know, she's not even waddling out of the house with Phil anymore on his day off, and there hasn't been any talk of her having friends or going out to do anything except work, where she doesn't exactly have a demanding job. More specifically, we've also seen/heard some of the portion sizes that Phil orders for them. Now, some of these might be a little larger than usual for feasting with the king, but he's still made the odd comment about ordering late night nuggets and other, unhealthy foods.

Khet supposedly used to exercise to some extent as well. Again, we don't know how true this is, but I'll be generous and assume it was based at least partially on reality because Phil just stopped mentioning it, and he's driven plenty of lies into the ground in the past. I do agree that Phil doesn't really care, but I'd also wager Khet doesn't really care as well because her skyrim mods won't ever judge her for her weight.
 
Checking in on the Goutverse and I know I'm late on this but holy shit Kat has turned into an unfuckable lardass. She's even wearing a muumuu, you can't make this shit up. No idea what's going on with her hair, jet black doesn't look good on her (did she do it because it's the same as Phil's?) and that hairstyle is just awful. I guess when your husband is an asexual weirdo it doesn't really matter.
I tried watching some of that stream and she's still the same boring bitch with no personality that has nothing interesting to say. Just a blank slate that Phil has copied himself over to that he constantly feels the need to speak for. Totally normal behavior. I did get a laugh that the very first thing Phil says is that Kat is not pregnant.
Can't say I feel sorry for her, she willingly chose this.
 
don't forget that half the users got banned

Well, to be fair Null has since written a “email me to be unbanned, no groveling required” post.

That narcissistic fuck ruined that poor woman. I was never that much of a fan of hers, she always looked dumb and bland, with no personality, ambitions, or something to say. In other words, perfect for Phil Burnell.

Feels man! She was never going to be a rocket scientist or a runway model, but she wasn’t that bad looking and had at least some personality.

When you look at that video of young Khat streaming, and know that she ended up as a childless fat fuck, married to an asexual weirdo/con artist, it’s depressing as fuck.
 
The crazy thing is how fast is happened from the moment she moved in. Like Tevin said 'she used to be a skinny anime lady.'

She moved in early 2018 IIRC, by the wedding photos she was looking noticeably heavier, and by 2021's car photo she was a whale. Nuts.
We finally found one thing Phail actually excels at - being a feeder.
 
Well, to be fair Null has since written a “email me to be unbanned, no groveling required” post.
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Josh is really lax about unbanning through this method, he even unbanned my OG account.
 
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