William James Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies LLC, Jeff Harrist & Jeremy Young & donkeykongforum.com, Benjamin Q Smith

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Who could have ever seen this coming.
Here's what I'm gleaming from this video:
  • Here's how Billy Mitchell actually lost his lolsuit...
  • The lawyers settled because trials are expensive and they knew Billy Mitchell had a snowball's chance in hell of winning
  • Jobst maintains that Billy Mitchell cheated and points to documentaries showing that he used MAME as proof
  • Jobst also states that the only reason why Twin Galaxies agreed to put Mitchell's scores back on their site is because Mitchell hired a college professor to explain why his tapes appear to show him using MAME
    • Among other things, he says that the tape could indeed show him playing on unmodified hardware and that it only looks different because of tape degradation and that Mitchell probably didn't clean his VCR
    • Jobst promises a later video shitting on this professor.
  • Jobst later shows that Twin Galaxies agreed to repost Mitchell's scores on their site... only it was reposted in a "historical database" and not on their official score list.
  • Jobst shows an email from Twin Galaxies (which is purportedly sent to him) saying that Mitchell is still banned from the TG leaderboards and they still won't officially recognize his Donkey Kong scores.
  • Jobst points out TG's merch store has coffee mugs and t-shirts that point out the difference between official DK software and DK software emulated on MAME.
    • The header for this page reads "Stand tall with apparel that honors all dedicated video game players and their honest achievements, no matter the game. Recognition matters. Truth matters. Community matters. This is the way." It doesn't mention Billy Mitchell nor does it show any likeness of him.
  • Jobst ends his video by making statements about Mitchell's suit against him. They can be boiled down to "I'm not locked in this lolsuit with Billy Mitchell. Billy's locked in this lolsuit with me."
  • Nowhere does Jobst mention the fact that TG's lolyer was a complete jackass who forced the settlement by doing jackass shit.
 
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Pretty sure he knows this. It's personal for him, and Billy will also have to pay for trial (unless he represents himself which would be funny).

How is that nutty? It's pretty standard when you're being sued. Billy is the one who didn't shut up and kept lying publicly. That's why he agreed to settle, he knew his position was weak.

Why is everyone saying Billy won against TG? Is it just a meme? The details settlement wasn't made public, and TG maliciously complied by putting Billy's scores on their website in their own separate historical category, segregated from the rest. I can't imagine TG actually paid him a significant amount of money.
Releasing a video claiming Billy Mitchell lost this lawsuit the day after it was settled is going to bite Jobst in the ass considering Mitchell is already suing him for defamation.
 
Releasing a video claiming Billy Mitchell lost this lawsuit the day after it was settled is going to bite Jobst in the ass considering Mitchell is already suing him for defamation.
But he just settled his lawsuit with TG about them claiming Billy's score was fake. And Billy is suing Karl because Karl said Billy's score was fake.
So... Your honor, I totally would have proved in the TG lolsuit that my score wasn't fake, but it was too expensive. Just trust me bro.
 
But he just settled his lawsuit with TG about them claiming Billy's score was fake. And Billy is suing Karl because Karl said Billy's score was fake.
So... Your honor, I totally would have proved in the TG lolsuit that my score wasn't fake, but it was too expensive. Just trust me bro.
Settling a lawsuit is neither a win or a loss. Jobst knows that and immediately publicly claims a falsehood about Mitchell that would damage his reputation. That is the definition of defamation in the US but not sure how it works in Australia.

IMO (not a lawyer) the statements released by both parties including the wording about the new expert witness to me means both sides have agreed to say the evidence is inconclusive either way. That cripples Jobst's defense since he was clearly counting on reusing much of the work from TG's case.
 
Billy won.
Get over it, chuds.
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Karl said in his video that Billy cannot escape him, because he would owe Karl hundreds of thousands of dollars if he dropped his lawsuit now. He said it is definitely going to trial.
Tick tock, silly billy.
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Except he's not on the leaderboards at all. He's only listed on the "historical" leaderboards.
This is more Billy pointing to any little thing as being on his side. Twin galaxies must be near broke if they were weak kneed enough to not put the nail in when they have him on record lying under oath in a deposition dead to rights. That or TG's attorney was just that desperate.
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Pure copium video with too many points left out to count to avoid making him and TG look bad. Holy shit. Go hug your asian wife.
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Maybe billy mitchell was the absolute legend all along.
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Seems like that Defense lawyer who sperged out was in fact leaking things to Karl Jobst and got caught, so they had Karl write an affidavit to the judge saying his YouTube videos are all just made up bullshit and hyperbole and it was just a coincidence that it matched things going on in the case.

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How is that nutty? It's pretty standard when you're being sued. Billy is the one who didn't shut up and kept lying publicly. That's why he agreed to settle, he knew his position was weak.

Why is everyone saying Billy won against TG? Is it just a meme? The details settlement wasn't made public, and TG maliciously complied by putting Billy's scores on their website in their own separate historical category, segregated from the rest. I can't imagine TG actually paid him a significant amount of money.
See top quote.

He's doing victory laps knowing this documentation is out there and Bitchell will use it against him. He's a nutjob.
 
See top quote.

He's doing victory laps knowing this documentation is out there and Bitchell will use it against him. He's a nutjob.
He's grifting because he needs money to defend himself from Billy, who sued him, because Billy is a pathological liar and vexatious litigant. Whatever Karl has done, he did not deserve to be sued by Billy.
IMO (not a lawyer) the statements released by both parties including the wording about the new expert witness to me means both sides have agreed to say the evidence is inconclusive either way. That cripples Jobst's defense since he was clearly counting on reusing much of the work from TG's case.
Okay well I haven't read the initial filing by Billy in a while but doesn't that counter Billy's claim that Karl defamed him by claiming he was a cheater? Seems like Billy can't prove he isn't if the expert he hired couldn't prove it.
 
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TOTAL BILLY VICTORY
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He's grifting because he needs money to defend himself from Billy, who sued him, because Billy is a pathological liar and vexatious litigant. Whatever Karl has done, he did not deserve to be sued by Billy.

Okay well I haven't read the initial filing by Billy in a while but doesn't that counter Billy's claim that Karl defamed him by claiming he was a cheater? Seems like Billy can't prove he isn't if the expert he hired couldn't prove it.
In the US to claim defamation you basically just need to show that the other party made a statement and then they have to prove that they had a reasonable basis to make that claim. IMO Jobst was hoping to be able to point to Mitchell's loss here for much of his defense (that's why he's tight with TG's lawyer) or maybe have Mitchell drop the case altogether after being humiliated by TG. Now he must prove the fact that Mitchell is a cheater 100% on his own and that just became A LOT more expensive.
 
Billy Mitchell used to hang out behind a local Arby's in 1999 and would offer to suck other men's cocks for rolls of quarters. He would then use these quarters to practice at Donkey Kong, which is how he obtained his world record high score. Along the way, he discovered that his real passion was sucking dicks, which is why he hasn't set any new records in the past couple of decades. He is a gaming god and could do so easily, but he prefers to suck dicks instead.
Stories like this is what aspires me to become a greater person and achieve my goals in life. I think we can all respect billy and aspire to be like him.
 
In the US to claim defamation you basically just need to show that the other party made a statement and then they have to prove that they had a reasonable basis to make that claim.
That's basically what Karl has been doing in public for the last few years. The mame thing itself casts reasonable doubt on Billy's score's legitimacy, and that was way before any of this autism. Then there's the picture of the red joystick, the lying under oath about being a board member, the fake namco award, the witness statements - one of which was the proprietor of the event that Billy was supposed to get the record at, she was disappointed that it was over in less than 2 hours - there's literally mountains of evidence to cast doubt on Billy's claim. Almost all of it came to light because Billy won't admt he lied.
 
That's basically what Karl has been doing in public for the last few years. The mame thing itself casts reasonable doubt on Billy's score's legitimacy, and that was way before any of this autism. Then there's the picture of the red joystick, the lying under oath about being a board member, the fake namco award, the witness statements - one of which was the proprietor of the event that Billy was supposed to get the record at, she was disappointed that it was over in less than 2 hours - there's literally mountains of evidence to cast doubt on Billy's claim. Almost all of it came to light because Billy won't admt he lied.
He can't just play his Youtube videos in court though. There have to be experts travelling to Australia to testify on all of the technical details about MAME, video buffers, etc, etc, in a way a normie judge or jury can understand. That will take a long time in court and be very expensive. It would've helped immensely to be able to just point to another court decision that says Mitchell cheated. He was certainly counting on being able to do that.

Jobst has suggested before that Australia is basically loser pays the costs but I don't know anything about Australia. That could change the calculus for how far Mitchell is willing to go but it could cut both ways too if Jobst somehow lost and had to pay Mitchell's expenses. I could still see a similar settlement here. Mitchell has his own expert now with pretty impressive credentials and that adds even more risk to Jobst's case.
 
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With all of Karl's flexing over this in a very public way, I'm curious to see how his suit against Billy goes.
Anyone who voluntarily subjects themselves to the sort of lawsuit and demands to go trial has to be a complete retard. The whole ordeal functions as an excuse to burn money for what amounts to a ton of bullshit. The costs in retaining experts alone must be ruinous. Imagine bankrupting your family, your wife and kids, because you said some guy cheated at Donkey Kong and decided you had to "prove" that he cheated to satisfy the court of public opinion.

Even if you "win," and you're lucky enough to get fees awarded, congrats you broke even except you didn't because you're not going to be able collect those fees in all likelihood. You're never getting that money back.
 
He can't just play his Youtube videos in court though. There have to be experts travelling to Australia to testify on all of the technical details about MAME, video buffers, etc, etc, in a way a normie judge or jury can understand. That will take a long time in court and be very expensive. It would've helped immensely to be able to just point to another court decision that says Mitchell cheated. He was certainly counting on being able to do that.

Jobst has suggested before that Australia is basically loser pays the costs but I don't know anything about Australia. That could change the calculus for how far Mitchell is willing to go but it could cut both ways too if Jobst somehow lost and had to pay Mitchell's expenses. I could still see a similar settlement here.
You may be right. If so, Karl really doesn't let any worries show. I don't know if its overconfidence or what.
 
Billy knew exactly what he was doing. All he need was for TG to say something to the tune of "Billy Mitchell's scores have been reinstated". Make the asterisk as big as you want. That's good enough to rally the paypigs. If anyone brings it up, all he has to say is "My biggest accuser, when faced with a trial, chose to settle". No one in the actual arcade high scoring scene will take him seriously, but they weren't even his target audience to start with. His only interactions with them has been to troll the shit out of them after him and rest of the old guard were pretty much ousted by the younger generations years ago when it was realized that the entire community was being run by pathological liars.. and a few of them were going to prison for pedophilia.

As far as Karl Jobst goes, his best hope is Billy just decides that the TG "win" is enough and doesn't want to waste any more money on it. All he has to do is hand wave Jobst away and claim that he's just moving the goal posts. I like Karl, but the people saying he's headed for an inevitable downfall are probably right. The guy was making PUA content less than 10 years ago and a simple google search will find that for you. I guarantee there's more to be found from people who care to dive just a bit further. Normal humans don't play hours of Goldeneye per day for 20+ years while staring at the ground.

Holy shit, I wrote everything out and went looking for his PUA content so it could be archived. I thought this shit was some kind of one off video he did. Nope! He actually had a fucking website and offered live coaching. That means there might be actually be recorded voice chats out there with Karl Jobst explaining how to crush pussy using speedrunning logic! It's over absolute legends... they're going to eat our boy alive. I don't know if it'll happen now, but I bet one of the drama tubers already has this one in the pipeline.

His pick-up video in case it somehow hasn't been posted before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ghzh5ijEWc


An archive of his website from the video


Vimeo from said website that is somehow still uploaded to vimeo with archive

https://vimeo.com/99018568
 
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