DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Chef Autism]

I need to see a co-op gameplay stream. Phil will inevitably end up dropping his mask and will eventually blame Kat for bad gameplay or him getting killed in game and Kat will start crying and become possessed by demons again.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Jesus she even picked up Phil's empty-headed coomface

That's her "crying downstairs, right now" face.

 

[arrivefriday]

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Incidentally, this graph also shows that Phil is a divothead, and it also shows just how much he cares about Kat vs. himself.

Honestly, this time I don't even blame him, she genuinely seems as retarded as the dents in his chat. She barely bothered to answer most questions and when she did answer she could never go into specifics, an example would be her getting asked what she thought about The Last of Us 2 and she didn't like it "because of all the immature stupid stuff" or something. There's no way you can keep a retard like her talking

 

[Chef Autism]

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Oh the DoorDash is here? DoorDash has been here the whole time huh? Ididntevenknow......hel-lo

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

To be fair it's really difficult to get a answer from Khet that's is not "Yes", "Yeah", "I don't know", "No".

 

[Fapcop]

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Incidentally, this graph also shows that Phil is a divothead, and it also shows just how much he cares about Kat vs. himself.

For once in his life, Phil really did everything correct there was nothing he could do.

They’re both retards, but at least Phil is a retard who’s used to blabbing about himself. It was either Phil talking or Khat doing a derp face and giving a two word answer.

The inability to answer hypotheticals always gets me.

Me too. I’ve always wondered if it’s because he’s an autistic, or just a low iq sped with no imagination.

If you want to piss Phil off, all you gotta do is ask him a weird hypothetical like, if he’d like to have a 5 foot tall owl as a pet, and he will get oddly mad, point out that there is no such thing as five feet tall owls, and crow about you being a retard for asking about it.

It’s really weird.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Kat is only going to get more fat with all the answers Phil puts in her mouth

You thought Starfield is boring compared to Skyrim, right, honey? snort

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Honestly, this time I don't even blame him, she genuinely seems as retarded as the dents in his chat. She barely bothered to answer most questions and when she did answer she could never go into specifics, an example would be her getting asked what she thought about The Last of Us 2 and she didn't like it "because of all the immature stupid stuff" or something. There's no way you can keep a retard like her talking

Kat is not retarded. She's not very talkative, but she was at least capable in her own streams 6+ years ago.

She is there to make money with Dave, and keep her comfy lifestyle.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I can't help but feel a bit sorry for her.
Perhaps that is ill judged, she could be controlling him as he is always the one
supposedly doing errands on his day off.

She works 3 shifts a week right?

What really got me last night on their stream was hearing they haven't even driven on the highway in years.
So apart from their begging marriage/dying parents/dominoes trip
They have not been leaving the house barely at all.

The mindrot of pignosis

Phil stated a month or 2 ago that he's only been to the city 3 times total despite living their for years. He's an extreme shut in loser. There was no reason for him to pack up and move across the country to Washington.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Burnell is like a combination of Homer, Krusty, Barney, Moe, Mr. Burns, and Mr. Smithers all mixed together.

-Homer > Bumbling slob, frivolous spender, hair-brained schemer
-Barney > Gassy Alcoholic
-Krusty > Sad washed-up broken-down children's entertainer
-Moe > paranoid, miserly, predatory but in a legal bottom-feeder kinda way
-Mr. Burns > Greedy, wrathful, ego-maniac
-Smithers > Gay, secretly in love with his (ex) business associate (John)

 

[Sicko Hunter]

You just know that if you asked Kat "how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast today?" she would reply "but I did eat breakfast!"

 

[bowls]

In the years of following Phil my highlight is still the hit piece that John Rambo and Hovard did on him. If someone who knows Phil intimately or personally spills the beans on him more, like Leanna perhaps, that would be a fucking must watch

have a monster snort

 

[Lady Adjani]

Phil stated a month or 2 ago that he's only been to the city 3 times total despite living their for years. He's an extreme shut in loser. There was no reason for him to pack up and move across the country to Washington.

If he embraced his hermit nature he could live like a lord in some flyover state, being a mature adult has its drawbacks.

 

[Kongolo]

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Anyone know what this popping noise in every single video of his could be? I know Tevin has pointed it out before, but is it Phil’s capture card, his microphone, OBS? (I’m not talking about the start of the video where his mouse clicks, I’m talking about there’s this audible low popping noise on his end) It usually happens in the start of his videos or sometimes when he isn’t talking and the game audio is quiet you can really here it.

Here’s some examples:
Daily Wrap from 1-17-24
Family Night pt. 1—January 17, 2024
Baldur’s Gate 3 part 50

(Edit: Just so I’m not an “uneducated biased good for nothin dumb troll” for pulling clips for one day, here is another example from January 5, 2024)

amanda byrnes confirmed for basketball american

Uh no, QwahlityKahntent! I will not have this negative toxic slanderous bullshit on these forums! In an authenticated breaded American court, I would win! But unfortunately Null or the authorities won’t do anything about it *leg slap* But it is what it is! **throat clearing sounds**”

 

[Crooked 16th]

40 Minute rant incoming

 

[Corpun]

Khet, blink twice if you are being held hostage.

THE BITCH IS RETARDED.

Just imagine the off-stream conversations they must have.

So no conversations at all?

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40 Minute rant incoming

What is his actual beef with Troy Baker? Is it just that Baker is a successful guy who has voice acted in a ton of games?

 

[Fapcop]

You just know that if you asked Kat "how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast today?" she would reply "but I did eat breakfast!"

Twice probably.

In the years of following Phil my highlight is still the hit piece that John Rambo and Hovard did on him. If someone who knows Phil intimately or personally spills the beans on him more, like Leanna perhaps, that would be a fucking must watch

have a monster snort

Lmao, what an animal!

 

[CaptainDeTractor]

So I don’t know if anyone has mentioned it in this thread, but what are the odds that Clum is filming these “family night” streams in a way for Phil to try to convince him that he’s just a regular guy with a family who has fun with games on stream? The timing is really fucking suspect, and this may not be the case at all, but I find it weird that Kat waddles onto the camera right after the mention of the doc.

Also, shoutout to the LARPer saying stuff about having a drink with Kat while Derich gets hit by a bus. Got a legit laugh out of me.

It’s times like this I really love the farms. We’re all autistic as fuck, but our combined autism could never match the autistic singularity that is this fat, begging, failure of a wop streamer.

 

[Japs_eye]

Burnell is like a combination of Homer, Krusty, Barney, Moe, Mr. Burns, and Mr. Smithers all mixed together.

I'd also throw in the sleaziness of Mayor Quimby, with none of the rizz