🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Aidan]

Perhaps I'm just being a grump but what is Fishtank at this point? It seems like it's primarily a playground for MDE and friends to do whatever they want.

 

[Aristides]

Frank came into B1 and tried to shove Fatty's pants in Greg's face and dump something (Zipp, I think) on his head. Greg fucking punched him in the head. Frank was taken aback and I think impressed. He shook Greg's hand and left him alone.

Frank whispered something to Greg before that. I assume he told Greg to punch him and was surprised by how hard he did.

 

[Tsunade-sama]

Is she a butthole seller kind or just one of those that do *cosplay* where its just a bare minimum wig and bikini stuff?

No nudes but you can see her part of her brown asshole and pimply ass if you so desire!

https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/nami_m0mmy?o=300

Spoiler

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

Jackie who paid 25k to be on Fish BNB used a vacuum on Fatty. Sam said she'll be refunded the 25k after sexually assaulting' Fatty's penis.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Cringestorian X]

Airsoftfatty was raped

Spoiler: NSFW

edit : slightly ninja'd

 

[Marche]

No nudes but you can see her part of her brown asshole and pimply ass if you so desire!

https://coomer.su/onlyfans/user/nami_m0mmy?o=300

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Looks like she does do it behind higher tier paid content I guess?
Typical w*men

No wonder she was basically begging to stick a finger up fatties butt

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Seeing Greg punch frank multiple times in the head made me love him even more. I've wanted to see that happen for so long.

 

[C. Cactus]

Shinji and Jackie are going to have their date soon. Jet confirmed it.

"I am a true old fashioned pussy eater, get me to the pussy buffet" -Chris

 

[CoolFool]

Frank just downed an entire bottle of Tylenol before spitting it back up again. Guess he's trying to show he doesn't care about that meme about him trying to off himself over a catfish.

Upstairs, Jet and Bex are setting up the room for Jackie and Shinji's hot date night.

 

[Strong like Bruce Willis]

I think tonight is the night where Fishtank died. There is no noble intention of rehabilitating zoomers or "advancing culture" anymore. Sam saw it with his own eyes and immediately told the chick, who fellated Fatty with a vacuum, to leave. From this point on, the show will be filled statutory rape and some light snuff stuff that will be performed to the contestant or to the newest tard of the day to bait paypigs to give them money and I don't know if I can watch that kinda shit any longer.

I'm done watching this show. It's been fun sneeding with you guys in the sneedchat but I don't like how Sam and co direct this show. Sam clearly has his favorites and he try to teach them to be better but for the rest of the cast he let them directionless and the show descended to what it is tonight. If I want to see some hopeless degen do horrific shit, I would rather watch IP2.

Godspeed to the rest of you autist who keep the thread alive and the sneedchat sneed

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Sam suffering a consent accident:

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that's every MDE fan whenever Sam has a meet-and-greet after one of his live shows, he's used to it

 

[C. Cactus]

I think tonight is the night where Fishtank died. There is no noble intention of rehabilitating zoomers or "advancing culture" anymore. Sam saw it with his own eyes and immediately told the chick, who fellated Fatty with a vacuum, to leave. From this point on, the show will be filled statutory rape and some light snuff stuff that will be performed to the contestant or to the newest tard of the day to bait paypigs to give them money and I don't know if I can watch that kinda shit any longer.

I'm done watching this show. It's been fun sneeding with you guys in the sneedchat but I don't like how Sam and co direct this show. Sam clearly has his favorites and he try to teach them to be better but for the rest of the cast he let them directionless and the show descended to what it is tonight. If I want to see some hopeless degen do horrific shit, I would rather watch IP2.

Godspeed to the rest of you autist who keep the thread alive and the sneedchat sneed

What do you think Fishtank is supposed to be, therapy? When was the show ever supposed to be about "advancing culture?" I know Jet said that once but people dogpiled him immediately because it was so obviously not true from the beginning. The show was advertised as a hellhouse from the start, and if anything, has been more wholesome than people expected. Fishtank is not a self improvement seminar, it's a show about watching strange, funny people endure humiliation for money. Watching an Onlyfans girl try to put a vacuum on a fat man's penis while he squirms around is funny. Watching people chug milk while Sam yells at them in a southern accent is funny.

Not everything has to have a deep, profound meaning, sometimes entertainment is just entertainment.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

From this point on, the show will be filled statutory rape and some light snuff stuff that will be performed to the contestant or to the newest tard of the day to bait paypigs to give them money and I don't know if I can watch that kinda shit any longer.

I'm done watching this show. It's been fun sneeding with you guys in the sneedchat but I don't like how Sam and co direct this show. Sam clearly has his favorites and he try to teach them to be better but for the rest of the cast he let them directionless and the show descended to what it is tonight. If I want to see some hopeless degen do horrific shit, I would rather watch IP2.

Every criticism in the post could be applied to season 1. The cell 2 challenge even looks like a literal snuff film. Favoritism was rampant during season 1 it was even more blatant then now. Sam milked the paypigs just as hard and they guided content. Fatty walked around the house naked and they brought brought in a prostitute to pretend to fuck him. Nothing is more shockingly different then it is now. I really don't know what you think changed that "killed" fishtank.

 

[The Man With No Name]

What do you think Fishtank is supposed to be, therapy? When was the show ever supposed to be about "advancing culture?" I know Jet said that once but people dogpiled him immediately because it was so obviously not true from the beginning. The show was advertised as a hellhouse from the start, and if anything, has been more wholesome than people expected. Fishtank is not a self improvement seminar, it's a show about watching strange, funny people endure humiliation for money. Watching an Onlyfans girl try to put a vacuum on a fat man's penis while he squirms around is funny. Watching people chug milk while Sam yells at them in a southern accent is funny.

Not everything has to have a deep, profound meaning, sometimes entertainment is just entertainment.

I said this before this season started and I'll say it again (though this should be redundant on Kiwifarms of all places)

I watch Fishtank to laugh at retards. Sometimes they're in front of the camera and sometimes they're behind it.

 

[C. Cactus]

Trish threw Chris's bathwater on Jackie during her date with Shinji. She rang the bell and now she is going to box Trish.

 

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

The Only-fans whore date with Shinji was crashed by Trish, Chris, and TJ.

 

[Aidan]

What do you think Fishtank is supposed to be, therapy? When was the show ever supposed to be about "advancing culture?" I know Jet said that once but people dogpiled him immediately because it was so obviously not true from the beginning. The show was advertised as a hellhouse from the start, and if anything, has been more wholesome than people expected. Fishtank is not a self improvement seminar, it's a show about watching strange, funny people endure humiliation for money. Watching an Onlyfans girl try to put a vacuum on a fat man's penis while he squirms around is funny. Watching people chug milk while Sam yells at them in a southern accent is funny.

Not everything has to have a deep, profound meaning, sometimes entertainment is just entertainment.

Season 2 wasn't advertised and is clearly not hellhouse, even production has made the "HELL HOUSE" joke in the popup banners. The most hellish moments have been unintentional and production seems constantly afraid of pushing any of the fish out of the house. Hell, they tricked Greg (Mr. Beast) to come on for a quick bit only to keep him there. He's not contributing to hell house.

People should say why they watch the show, not what the show is about. The show is not "about" anything, it's inconsistent. Season 1 benefited massively from casting and season 2 has suffered from it. When Jet and Ben have to come up with "content" they literally tell people "make content" in more words. See: Chris Points, Oliver Dollars, and whatever Greg's currency is. It's a lot closer to a frat house with literal retards in it than anything else. Now throw in a literal e-whore.

I was looking forward to improvements in the show and for me this season isn't it. I no-lifed season 1 like crazy and I didn't have to suffer from FOMO since I recorded everything myself and could jump around to see whatever I missed that day. This season I've given up on setting that up again even though it's trivial thanks to flowstreams. There's no reason to care about anything that happens in the house because everything is inconsequential. The fish are focused on existing until the end, the freeloaders are focused on gay ops and forced bits as instructed by TTS/prod (rarely mutually exclusive) and this often involves an obese, retarded manchild's nudity. I know I'm not the only person wondering "what the fuck is this?" multiple times a day.

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I consider myself an autistic fan of the show but if it's just gonna be half-assed things conjured up day-to-day and "DO SOMETHING!!" from people who fancy themselves as artists then I don't care. I think my take is relatively unpopular but I watch to see weirdos navigate an increasingly chaotic and demeaning environment and silly antics sponsored by viewers or concocted by the crew (really only Sam). Season 1 had that. Season 2 has had spurts but with little frequency.

I may be seething but it's so frustrating to know what could be and watch fumble after fumble due to wigger complacency.

 

[Aristides]

Oliver's constant walking in and out of the room were too much to bear. TJ got up and kicked the wall a few times, then sat back down like nothing happened.

TJ kicked the wall in again in B2 around 9:25PM FT, then sat back down. Shinji, his date and Oliver just stood there and watched him do it. I guess the constant chatter, or maybe a TTS coming in calling him a horsefucker ("TJ, did you mate all of your offspring with horses?" as he talked about his Crusader Kings campaign) and Jackie laughing at it made him do it. This is such a strange way to cope.



Jet then walked in and put him in time-out in the corner over it, lol.

 

[._.]

the art wall is such a great addition to the set. they should encourage more art this and next season.

I agree. I was kinda hoping they were gonna let the doghouse room be that, when Meg was drawing on it and shit. It does seem like an obvious inclusion, since they eventually destroy the house anyway, scribbling on the walls doesnt seem like a big deal and that brick wall kind of felt like an obvious 'graffiti this alleyway up' thing.

It adds a good vibe and it can complement whats going on at the time too,

 

[No Face]

jackie is BUILT if this file photo from /ftl/ is to be believed



rip trish