Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[degengambalar]

He doesn't have to change anything about his life except for saving a portion of his money and he would be sitting pretty

That's simply not true, addictions don't work like that. It's the equivalent of having a drug addict trying to quit while being in a room full of free drugs, it's not possible. If BMJ wants to improve his life the only hope is to stop gambling entirely. The problem is that he's managed to monetize his addiction and is making the most money he's ever had.

Saving is not possible when it takes a minute to send money to crypto/online casinos. A compulsive gambler like bmj cannot set a limit or amount he can gamble in a day/week and then stop. He will continue gambling as long as he has money.

If BMJ's life is to ever improve he would need to get help with his addictions and quit gambling full stop.

to the thread regulars: does BMJ go outside? or are all of his needs met via parents and paypigs?

He's a self confessed homebody. He rarely goes out anymore and never takes care of himself. Truly a manchild.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Here's a ''''''fun'''''' little side project I made.
BOSSMANJACK, his passion for violence nearly as strong as his desire to tongue rats moms View attachment 5652743
(FACT CHECK: TRUE)
On this day he will teach us the ways,,, of ¡TONGUE-FU!
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I couldn't have done this without clips from @Kees H, @Absolutely Retarded, and @Flaming Dumpster, thank you guys for being archive machines.

Spoiler: Production, Total PC Death, Next Project

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This was a side project, to relieve fatigue from production hell of *next* BMJ Kosher song. I'm more agitated now, actually. This drag on because scope creep (bossrage) and pc feltening.
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Replacements shipping delayed until April of course. First thing tomorrow buying prebuilt, if you want to juice to offset the cost, dm me for shitcoin wallets, but only if you want to ( you wont lift a pinky )

I'm not going to spoil next project, but in every aspect it is superior to KENO, it makes previous look like weed nugget found in your carpet. Funny enough i develop techniques from hardware limitation but now it seems hassle was for nothing.

I'm proud I contributed 1 clip to this opus. Looking forward to your next project, pimp!

 

[break these cuffs]

to the thread regulars: does BMJ go outside? or are all of his needs met via parents and paypigs?

The man even gets his crack delivered by his local dealer. I assume he has to pay a extra for that. Can you imagine, paying premium pricing for crack? He used to fish. Some Civic cisters hold hope that he'll get back to it if he gets wheels.

 

[HONKHONKTIME]

to the thread regulars: does BMJ go outside? or are all of his needs met via parents and paypigs?

He used to go out, now he just begs for money and pisses it away on class 2 gamba. Hes got his HVAC license, he can fish and hunt. He was a normal human once.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The man even gets his crack delivered by his local dealer. I assume he has to pay a extra for that. Can you imagine, paying premium pricing for crack? He used to fish. Some Civic cisters hold hope that he'll get back to it if he gets wheels.

He goes outside all the time to houses of the rat's moms he fucks. DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE!

 

[IsaacShraeder]

That takes effort, though. He can get enough juice without having to do that, so why should he? Austin will always go for the easy way out, even if it doesn't even lead out.

I was watching the Louis Theroux documentary about Vegas high rollers and this clip really stood out to me, this guy feeding hundred dollar bills into two slot machines at once, because just one slot isn't fast enough. It shows that the "gotta have it even faster" mentality existed before sites like Stake had shit like Limbo or Dice instant bet games. Louis even questions him on why he's still gambling after saying it's quitting time and he responds just like Austin would.

Here's the full thing, good watch when the Bossman is not on da live

 

[AnOminous]

He used to go out, now he just begs for money and pisses it away on class 2 gamba. Hes got his HVAC license, he can fish and hunt. He was a normal human once.

He's burned out whatever part of his brain used to be able to get pleasure from delayed gratification. Unless those fish jump right out of the water he will tard rage and break his fishing pole.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

He's burned out whatever part of his brain used to be able to get pleasure from delayed gratification. Unless those fish jump right out of the water he will tard rage and break his fishing pole.

What if every third or fourth fish was a bomb?

 

[notorietus]

"bat"'s Discord ID: 507319419098103822

Pathetic.

"Doflamingo" (UID: 306835790321942530)

Unfortunately, nothing much:

Discord ID 1053151590426624132

 

[Sammy Sosa]

Plinko is no fun, bros.

 

[degengambalar]

If you ever want to show someone the average bmj experience show them this stream presented in its entirety.
BMJ received $130 in donations so he starts up the stream.

https://etherscan.io/tx/0x06250805f6f9aa92f42d9aae55d51d926ac318be82af2cccddd8a42214501874

https://etherscan.io/tx/0xb557a94747ea393c48287405c2725eb55e632349853a31a668b882cfcc05a6fc

 

[KingFrampt]

"Doflamingo" (UID: 306835790321942530) was gargling Austin's cock something fierce begging to become a moderator, too.

If anyone was wondering, Doflamingo is @CrackManJack, and frequently browses the forum

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

If anyone was wondering, Doflamingo is @CrackManJack, and frequently browses the forum

"goth gamer gorl"/"Retarded Veteran"/@Sweaty_Girl.jpeg is also a lurker of the Farms, and left the a-log server after getting posted about on here. He even went so far as to call us the real a-logs just minutes before the server started talking about calling Austin's parents.

Everyone say hi to the lurkers!

 

[internet friend]

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"goth gamer gorl"/"Retarded Veteran"/@Sweaty_Girl.jpeg is also a lurker of the Farms, and left the a-log server after getting posted about on here. He even went so far as to call us the real a-logs just minutes before the server started talking about calling Austin's parents.

Everyone say hi to the lurkers!

Crazy how they can say "just watch and don't interact" about us, but can't apply that same mantra to BMJ

 

[Lando Griffin]

And its gone.

 

[Quintus]

Crazy how they can say "just watch and don't interact" about us, but can't apply that same mantra to BMJ

That's to much to ask of self appointed internet inquisitors like this.

 

[CrackManJack]

If anyone was wondering, Doflamingo is @CrackManJack, and frequently browses the forum

 

[Alpha Rhino]

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Should've listened to Goth gamer gorl and kept lurking Anus.

 

[KingFrampt]

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Should've listened to Goth gamer gorl and kept lurking Anus.

doflamingo is a one piece character to be fair so that could be anyone

 

[Alpha Rhino]

doflamingo is a one piece character to be fair so that could be anyone

My lack of Anime knowledge has played me. The weebs win again.