🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[CoolFool]

I'd rather Tay actually try shit with the other fish, or even Greg. Fatty is too easy.

The crew won't let Tay mess with the other fish too much.

Greg is actually autistic and all of the fish realized this after spending time with him and seeing him cry. I can't see Tay doing that, it feels too mean. Besides, even if she wanted to mess with Greg, there's no way the crew would let her hassle the guy they're trying so hard to keep.

Fatty makes sense to mess with. Everyone hates Fatty now, he was funny at first but he's overstayed his welcome. He needs the boot.

 

[Lurkin_Probably_Wont_Post]

Tay has decided to go full fatty death and has been organizing strikes on fatty all morning.

The first one was with Oliver and Shinji, Tay hurled a concotion of dish soap and olive oil, Oliver hurled grits and Shinji yanked the blanket off.
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Chris waddled off to shower then Tay decided to do a followup immediately after he left the shower.

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Chris walked down to the Basement and Ben later congratulated them for getting him angry and that they should wait until "his pissed off meter drops back to normal at 7pm"

Pretty hard to listen to a man so fat his dick is permanently buried in his gut whine about his pants smelling like piss and think it's anyone's fault but his own.

 

[attractive_pneumonia]

Greg is actually autistic and all of the fish realized this after spending time with him and seeing him cry. I can't see Tay doing that, it feels too mean. Besides, even if she wanted to mess with Greg, there's no way the crew would let her hassle the guy they're trying so hard to keep.

Tay did little stupid things like shoot him with the nerf gun. Greg is so harmless and out of the way she has no real desire to fuck with him. Fatty on the other hand power tripped a lot and turned lecherous by trying to organize it so Tay would have to sit on his face and equal torments for Trish.

The crew won't let Tay mess with the other fish too much.

There is literally no benefit to doing anything to a fish at this point, they're all too desenstized to petty harassment.

 

[CoolFool]

So what's up with Shinji, is he having second thoughts or what? Why isn't he dumping that stuff on Fatty?

 

[curbside2]

Going to be pissed if they give the money to TJ. He’s been checked out for days. Just seems tired. What worries me is that Sam seems to believe (falsely) Tay was the lady trying to sexually exploit Chris Chan.

 

[A Thousand Year Chike]

Also from last night.

 

[Mr Sister]

This will basically never happen but they need somebody who knows basic fucking psychology on the team or something for next season. Nothing super deep, just enough to stop the contestants from being so unmotivated for the bulk of the show. Even the early contestants from the first week or so weren't even motivated to win. I'm not saying you need them to be tryhards for all 42 days, that sounds exhausting, but there has to be some way to motivate people.

Last night during the donut challenge, production was at the bar discussing everything. They mentioned they were surprised how money didn't seem to motivate them at all; everyone was trying very hard for this challenge and it was very fun, even though there was 0 prize for winning. I think it just proves that what really motivates fish, is clear instructions. That challenge was very clear and structured, so they were more than happy to go along with it. Most of the random tasks they assign are so vague (fuck with another contestant *somehow*, get the most "chris points" even though they are completely random), that they end up directionless and wandering around trying to figure out what to fucking do.

People are more motivated when there is actually a clear fucking goal, which is something fishtank constantly lacks

 

[EenGevolg]

So what's up with Shinji, is he having second thoughts or what? Why isn't he dumping that stuff on Fatty?

Apparently he's waiting for Tay to bring in powder so they can do a combined attack on him.

 

[eatler]

Last night during the donut challenge, production was at the bar discussing everything. They mentioned they were surprised how money didn't seem to motivate them at all; everyone was trying very hard for this challenge and it was very fun, even though there was 0 prize for winning. I think it just proves that what really motivates fish, is clear instructions. That challenge was very clear and structured, so they were more than happy to go along with it. Most of the random tasks they assign are so vague (fuck with another contestant *somehow*, get the most "chris points" even though they are completely random), that they end up directionless and wandering around trying to figure out what to fucking do.

People are more motivated when there is actually a clear fucking goal, which is something fishtank constantly lacks

Also being constantly gaslit can melt your brain surprisingly fast, thats why most employers do it so everyone becomes more docile and questions things less. I think not being 100% truthful but at least being somewhat upfront with everyone with where everything needs to go instead of the Red Dead Dutch "DID YOU LOSE THE FAITH ARTHUR!?! I HAVE A PLAN! WE NEED MORE MONEY! FIVE MORE WEEKS!

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

Tay has decided to go full fatty death and has been organizing strikes on fatty all morning.

The first one was with Oliver and Shinji, Tay hurled a concotion of dish soap and olive oil, Oliver hurled grits and Shinji yanked the blanket off.
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Chris waddled off to shower then Tay decided to do a followup immediately after he left the shower.

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Chris walked down to the Basement and Ben later congratulated them for getting him angry and that they should wait until "his pissed off meter drops back to normal at 7pm"

Lmao Shinji running and then showing up just snacking in front of fatty was great.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

TJ not thinking things through as usual

So Neptunian

This long with several other single frames just perfectly sum up how childminded this retard is.

In line with greg in the house while they work on it, don’t let teej the tard leave. Trick him into thinking he’s some groundskeeper or night watchman. And then give him incredibly simple tasks and you can end up with YouTube short content of how he inevitably fucks it up

 

[KingFrampt]

Was watching the new Fishtank Digest by a b and he mentioned Sam originally wanting to give Brian a bigger part, making him a cult leader but it was 'too dark'

Genuine question - Who would actually want to see this? Brian is an uncharismatic ghoul, he was ruining all the content, I blame the seasons slow start solely on him and his boring alliances.

The endorsements clearly support this, and the fact that his streams have the lowest view count of any of the fish.

The show IMMEDIATELY took an upswing the very next day Brian left, it is not a coincidence

 

[code123]

Was watching the new Fishtank Digest by a b and he mentioned Sam originally wanting to give Brian a bigger part, making him a cult leader but it was 'too dark'

Genuine question - Who would actually want to see this? Brian is an uncharismatic ghoul, he was ruining all the content, I blame the seasons slow start solely on him and his boring alliances.

The endorsements clearly support this, and the fact that his streams have the lowest view count of any of the fish.

The show IMMEDIATELY took an upswing the very next day Brian left, it is not a coincidence

regardless of how dumb and gay he was he was the best leader the tank had at the time, he would have been the one to be able to wrangle all of the tards into doing cult shit.
his main problem is that he was culling most of the conflict by mediating any drama. i dont think anyone else would have been able to get everyone on board.

 

[Lurkin_Probably_Wont_Post]

Was watching the new Fishtank Digest by a b and he mentioned Sam originally wanting to give Brian a bigger part, making him a cult leader but it was 'too dark'

Genuine question - Who would actually want to see this? Brian is an uncharismatic ghoul, he was ruining all the content, I blame the seasons slow start solely on him and his boring alliances.

The endorsements clearly support this, and the fact that his streams have the lowest view count of any of the fish.

The show IMMEDIATELY took an upswing the very next day Brian left, it is not a coincidence

He convinced Trish to fuck him, so I guess debatably he was probably the most charismatic of the fish from their point of view.

 

[Big Nasty]

Fatty is the retard version of Baron Harkonnen.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Fatty is the retard version of Baron Harkonnen.

The Spice is not what's flowing for Fatty. (Diarrhea)

 

[CoolFool]

So are they actually going to keep cigs away this time? Last time they confiscated them and then brought them back.

Also, why is Tay wearing a lanyard?

Greg's fish toy is now live, it's simply paying him $100. Hopefully that will make him happy.

Tyrell or whatever his name is has once again paid to have Fatty put away. Thank you, whoever you are.

Edit: Someone has used the Greg fish toy. They don't actually give him cash, they just let him know every time that toy is bought, he gets an extra $100. Greg seemed very pleased and thankful. He said that a majority of the money he earns will be going to his moderators and editors.

Interesting lore, Trish works at a deli and said her boss was actually cool with her taking off all this time to go on the show despite being under staffed. She said she is going back to work there when she gets back.

 

[eatler]

TJ not thinking things through as usual
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Why is tj painting the floor?

 

[Blackstar]

Also, why is Tay wearing a lanyard?

There's a vape on it

 

[code123]

if they dont take cigs away soon it will be pretty pointless, with what 4 days left.

it sucks to see all the ideas they did not follow through with this season
outside of like clothes and pong what 70's shit did they do?
clearly sam felt bad about doing the cult shit, and i think everyone bailing fucked that up.
the chips where basically pointless ,rent ,etc...

we keep bagging on them about a lack of planning but they need to plan some of this shit. fucking divine intellect my ass this shit is niggerlicious