Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie Just Got Leaked to the Public - Someone's getting fired

A Grey Cat said:
How many products need to fail before companies realize fat, black porch monkeys with danger hair hired to meet diversity quotas do not equal profits?
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You are looking at it from the wrong angle.

This shit is the result of these companies being infested with enforced hires from the "diversity/inclusion/sensitivity consultant" grift sphere who are effectively allowed to dictate content to middle and lower management without question because of their positions and the fear of having their careers torched overnight for even slightly pushing back, and many actively collaborating with them for their own advancement by pushing even more retardedly obnoxious and overt muh-diversity shit, with higher management only being willing to move against them when shit becomes so overtly cancerous it threatens their immediate positions in the company due to the bad press they are getting, and even then it only happens if they calculate it worth the inevitable "COMPANY SELLS OUT TO RAYSISSTS" screech campaign to follow

Its like how handing over your wallet to some nigger with a knife is not done because you are so sure he will responsibly invest the money inside it and then pay you back on your shrewd investment, its done because you dont want to wind up bleeding to death on the sidewalk with a knife in your fucking gut.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Its like how handing over your wallet to some nigger with a knife is not done because you are so sure he will responsibly invest the money inside it and then pay you back on your shrewd investment, its done because you dont want to wind up bleeding to death on the sidewalk with a knife in your fucking gut.
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I take it you're not in America? Here's the proper way to deal with a nigga with a knife.
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I recall seeing the concept art for this movie a while ago. It looked terrible then, and nothing has changed apparently. The villain is freaky.
 
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Judge Holden said:
You are looking at it from the wrong angle.

This shit is the result of these companies being infested with enforced hires from the "diversity/inclusion/sensitivity consultant" grift sphere who are effectively allowed to dictate content to middle and lower management without question because of their positions and the fear of having their careers torched overnight for even slightly pushing back, and many actively collaborating with them for their own advancement by pushing even more retardedly obnoxious and overt muh-diversity shit, with higher management only being willing to move against them when shit becomes so overtly cancerous it threatens their immediate positions in the company due to the bad press they are getting, and even then it only happens if they calculate it worth the inevitable "COMPANY SELLS OUT TO RAYSISSTS" screech campaign to follow

Its like how handing over your wallet to some nigger with a knife is not done because you are so sure he will responsibly invest the money inside it and then pay you back on your shrewd investment, its done because you dont want to wind up bleeding to death on the sidewalk with a knife in your fucking gut.
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The most unfortunate part is that, this is kids programming. Normies will think change in that sector is stupid, or unnecessary, which is why new kid programs are so shit. More reason for why we need to make new things.
 
A Grey Cat said:
How many products need to fail before companies realize fat, black porch monkeys with danger hair hired to meet diversity quotas do not equal profits?
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If you still haven't figured out that (with ownership of the fiat printers allowing them to shit out credits to fund the propaganda) turning everything into an Apotheosis of Dung is the entire goal of the Semite Media State.......
 
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The Cunting Death said:
Goddamn Carolyn Lawrence (Sandy's VA) sounds like shit.
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To be fair to her she's been voicing this character for the past 20 years, I imagine it's hard for her to give a shit by this point, especially for what is ostensibly a shitty cash-grab.
Thumb Butler said:
And of course a fat chick in a party cowboy hat.

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Absolutely hideous, and it actually makes the nigress look tolerable by comparison. What is it with shitty Hollywood movies and their insistence on casting some of the ugliest fucking people?
 
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I just finished watching this movie, and hooo boy... i have not seen a more boring and unfunny film in my whole life. The acting is terrible, the visual effects are laughably bad, and not even Johnny Knoxville, as entertaining as he is, could not save this film from being absolute shit...

SaltyFanta said:
Looking at this over Twitter while I download it. Holy shit how is this real, this can not be actual professional work. This is the worst masking I've ever seen in my life, I've seen actual college freshman mask things out better. It looks like they didn't even think to feather it a little. For those not technically in the know, masking is pretty much tracing an object like her head in After Effects, it's time consuming and tedious but it's not difficult to get a much better result. You could probably do better.

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Rembrandt said:
She looks like a South Park character
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I never thought Smosh of all people would've predicted something like this.

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She was definitely the worst actor in the whole film, like she didn't even try to be funny.
 
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