Cats are better than dogs

Lemmingwiser said:
Only one of them will eat you when you die. And it's the one owned by friendless losers that don't have a loving family to discover your corpse in time.
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I can't hate an animal for having a survival instinct. If anything it's more pathetic if a dog wouldn't eat you.

If I die my I won't hate my cat for surviving, I mean I won't have any use for my toes, or nose at that point.
 
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Nothing wrong with dogs at all; dogs are wonderful animals but cats are just better.

Mark Twain also said;

“By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a "noble" animal? The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward--you will never get her full confidence again.”

“A home without a cat -- and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat -- may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?”
 
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People online: cats are for weak pathetic men.

People irl: hehe cute kitty
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Lemmingwiser said:
Only one of them will eat you when you die. And it's the one owned by friendless losers that don't have a loving family to discover your corpse in time.
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So, any pet? Especially any carnivore.

Hell, my mom's poodle probably would've eaten her very alive kids if she had the chance. That thing was hateful.
N Space said:
Pests, vermin, blights, unwanted, invasive, wild, spray them with Raid until they stop moving.
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That's how I feel about babies
 
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Lemmingwiser said:
Only one of them will eat you when you die. And it's the one owned by friendless losers that don't have a loving family to discover your corpse in time.
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Imagine idolizing an animal so stupid it starves to death while a month's worth of meat rots in the same room.
 
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Catler said:
They won't even wait. They've been known to nibble on the toes of their sleeping diabetic owners.
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The first person to ever have a face transplant was a woman who was unconscious due to taking too many sleeping pills and her dog tried to eat her. They start with the face because it's some of the softest body tissue, along with the genitals.
 
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Twinkie said:
The first person to ever have a face transplant was a woman who was unconscious due to taking too many sleeping pills and her dog tried to eat her. They start with the face because it's some of the softest body tissue, along with the genitals.
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God, I didn't expect this strong of an argument against dogs or to be this grossed out.
 
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Catler said:
If I die my I won't hate my cat for surviving, I mean I won't have any use for my toes, or nose at that point.
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When I die, on my own terms, my cats are coming with me.

Like a fucking pharaoh.
 
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